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When Girls Drink Too Much

  1. May 25, 2006 #1
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sadly familiar

    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
    5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
    12. WE TAKE OU R SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
     
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  3. May 26, 2006 #2

    Pengwuino

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    13. They use capital letters for everything
     
  4. May 26, 2006 #3

    Astronuc

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    And I would escort such a woman home and make sure she got home safely, with her purse, and her integrity and honor intact. :cool: :smile:
     
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  5. May 26, 2006 #4
    I've been out and about in the real world lately and this whole chivalry thing is dead and burried. Girls now want devilish, confident seducers.
     
  6. May 26, 2006 #5

    wolram

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    I am sure all the PF females are perfect ladies :biggrin:
     
  7. May 26, 2006 #6

    Lisa!

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    Sycophant...:tongue:
     
  8. May 26, 2006 #7

    wolram

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    Well i did think long and hard about one member, i decided that the above
    discription did not sound correct even for her.:smile: :tongue2:
     
  9. May 26, 2006 #8

    Lisa!

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    Generalization is dangerous, ya know...
     
  10. May 26, 2006 #9

    wolram

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    I have seen how some girls behave at a (rave) :blushing: that was a real
    eye opener, but could it be, no surly not--------------.
     
  11. May 26, 2006 #10

    Astronuc

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    I've heard that. :rolleyes: I have a friend in his 40's who is dating, and he pretty much indicated that some women in their 20's - 40's are as wild as some men. I find that rather sad and unfortunate. I would hope my daughter is not like that when she is away from home.

    As for girls wanting devilish, confident seducers, I would have to disagree, based on what women tell me directly.

    Women wanted to be treated with respect, perhaps with the right guy, someone who is a confident seducer to some degree.

    I think women want a man who can satsify them psychologically/emotionally/spiritually, intellectually, as well as sexually. At least that's what some women have indicated to me.
     
  12. May 26, 2006 #11
    The comedienne Brett Butler (?) once said that girls view men as cars. In their youth they want the cherry red Corvette with a souped up motor to take out on the freeway, go 150mph for a couple of years until they get tired of it and then wrap it around an oak tree and laughingly walk away from the burning hunk of useless metal and plastic. Then they go get a nice, big, confortable Buick with all the extras and enjoy the rest of their life cruising in comfort and safety......apparently, I'm a Buick...without the extras...or comfort.:cry:
     
  13. May 26, 2006 #12
    I once got into a fight over a young lady's honor, but she won.
     
  14. May 26, 2006 #13

    BobG

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    It's a sad, sad thing when girls drink too much - especially Irish girls.

    Not my girls, though. I've told them how to live.

     
  15. May 26, 2006 #14

    Older, more mature women yes. With young girls around their 20s.. very few of them go with the nice guy.
     
  16. May 26, 2006 #15

    Chi Meson

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    But they did take it away, didn't they?
     
  17. May 26, 2006 #16
    Explains my luck..
     
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  18. May 26, 2006 #17
    :biggrin:

    Sheesh, what happened to the edit feature?

    I must be too nice. It is ignoring me..
     
  19. May 26, 2006 #18

    Evo

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    There seems to be a glitch with Firefox and the edit function. If you use firefox, right click on the edit button and open a new window.
     
  20. May 26, 2006 #19

    Its always worked fine for me.
     
  21. May 26, 2006 #20

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