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Where did king john go

  1. Jul 20, 2005 #1

    wolram

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    He used to visit me every night, he never actually talked to me, but he got
    right up close," he is very small", and i think he was telling me what he had been doing all day, so i told him all about my day, then after 30mins or so he would tootle off, but he hasn't visited for some time now, and i miss him.
     
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  3. Jul 20, 2005 #2

    Pengwuino

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    This forum is starting to freak me out...
     
  4. Jul 20, 2005 #3

    arildno

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    That was nice to hear.
    Good heavens! Why should he?
    Yummy!
    Hint: Just tighten up a bit.
    This is just weird..
    That was ungentlemanly of him.
    I empathize with you.
     
  5. Jul 20, 2005 #4

    Math Is Hard

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    Wolram, are you talking about a bird?
     
  6. Jul 20, 2005 #5

    wolram

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    OOps i forgot, he is a spider, i called him king john because he is big
     
  7. Jul 20, 2005 #6

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    A SPIDER???
    that's just sick! :yuck:
     
  8. Jul 20, 2005 #7

    JamesU

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    hmmm......
     
  9. Jul 20, 2005 #8

    wolram

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    Why? he must be a year old now, how long do they live?
     
  10. Jul 20, 2005 #9
    I fear King John lives no more...umm long live the Queen?
     
  11. Jul 20, 2005 #10

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    You think he died of old age?
     
  12. Jul 20, 2005 #11
    By the way, does anyone need any cucumbers? My garden seems to be over run with them. I know there not a personable, as say, a spider, but they are good listeners :smile:
     
  13. Jul 20, 2005 #12
    yes, my condolences Wolram, I'm sure he lived a most wonderful life.
     
  14. Jul 20, 2005 #13

    wolram

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    Do spiders eat cucumbers? if they do then yes please may i have two.
     
  15. Jul 20, 2005 #14

    wolram

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    Do you think he has children, if he did one of them might visit me.
     
  16. Jul 20, 2005 #15
    Yes, he has had many children. I hope one comes around to call on you.
    My spiders here are friends with the cucumbers, who invite them to visit and spin for a while. A spider would never eat his friend, nor tell his secrets.
     
  17. Jul 20, 2005 #16

    wolram

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    Now your pulling my leg, king john was my real friend.
     
  18. Jul 20, 2005 #17
    :smile: Thats why he didn't eat you or tell your secrets
     
  19. Jul 20, 2005 #18

    wolram

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    Hm, my secrets? you mean______ well no thats not secret, or could it be___
    ___nope every one knows that now, I will have to think of a secret to tell
    his kids.
     
  20. Jul 20, 2005 #19
    I talk to my corgi at night, she listens, but is some what of a bed hog.
     
  21. Jul 20, 2005 #20

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    Perhaps someone pulled his legs a bit too hard, all 8 of them, and that's why he can't snuggle up with you anymore?
     
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