King John - A Mysterious Visitor

[wolram]

He used to visit me every night, he never actually talked to me, but he got
right up close," he is very small", and i think he was telling me what he had been doing all day, so i told him all about my day, then after 30mins or so he would tootle off, but he hasn't visited for some time now, and i miss him.

 

[Pengwuino]

This forum is starting to freak me out...

 

[arildno]

He used to visit me every night,

That was nice to hear.

he never actually talked to me,

Good heavens! Why should he?

but he got
right up close

Yummy!

," he is very small"

Hint: Just tighten up a bit.

, and i think he was telling me what he had been doing all day, so i told him all about my day,

This is just weird..

then after 30mins or so he would tootle off,

That was ungentlemanly of him.

but he hasn't visited for some time now, and i miss him.

I empathize with you.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Wolram, are you talking about a bird?

 

[wolram]

Wolram, are you talking about a bird?

OOps i forgot, he is a spider, i called him king john because he is big

 

[arildno]

OOps i forgot, he is a spider, i called him king john because he is big

A SPIDER?
that's just sick! :yuck:

 

[JamesU]

hmmm...

 

[wolram]

A SPIDER?
that's just sick! :yuck:

Why? he must be a year old now, how long do they live?

 

[hypatia]

I fear King John lives no more...umm long live the Queen?

 

[wolram]

I fear King John lives no more...umm long live the Queen?

You think he died of old age?

 

[hypatia]

By the way, does anyone need any cucumbers? My garden seems to be over run with them. I know there not a personable, as say, a spider, but they are good listeners

 

[hypatia]

You think he died of old age?

yes, my condolences Wolram, I'm sure he lived a most wonderful life.

 

[wolram]

By the way, does anyone need any cucumbers? My garden seems to be over run with them. I know there not a personable, as say, a spider, but they are good listeners

Do spiders eat cucumbers? if they do then yes please may i have two.

 

[wolram]

yes, my condolences Wolram, I'm sure he lived a most wonderful life.

Do you think he has children, if he did one of them might visit me.

 

[hypatia]

Do you think he has children, if he did one of them might visit me.

Yes, he has had many children. I hope one comes around to call on you.
My spiders here are friends with the cucumbers, who invite them to visit and spin for a while. A spider would never eat his friend, nor tell his secrets.

 

[wolram]

Yes, he has had many children. I hope one comes around to call on you.
My spiders here are friends with the cucumbers, who invite them to visit and spin for a while. A spider would never eat his friend, nor tell his secrets.

Now your pulling my leg, king john was my real friend.

 

[hypatia]

Thats why he didn't eat you or tell your secrets

 

[wolram]

Thats why he didn't eat you or tell your secrets

Hm, my secrets? you mean______ well no that's not secret, or could it be___
___nope every one knows that now, I will have to think of a secret to tell
his kids.

 

[hypatia]

I talk to my corgi at night, she listens, but is some what of a bed hog.

 

[arildno]

Now your pulling my leg, king john was my real friend.

Perhaps someone pulled his legs a bit too hard, all 8 of them, and that's why he can't snuggle up with you anymore?

 

[wolram]

I talk to my corgi at night, she listens, but is some what of a bed hog.

Aww Thats cute, poor pooch

 

[wolram]

Perhaps someone pulled his legs a bit too hard, all 8 of them, and that's why he can't snuggle up with you anymore?

You are just so cruel, and he never snuggled.

 

[Math Is Hard]

This thread reminds me of the book, Charlotte's Web, by E.B. White. That was one of my favorite books as a kid.

 

[wolram]

This thread reminds me of the book, Charlotte's Web, by E.B. White. That was one of my favorite books as a kid.

Was the book about a spider MIH?

I wonder how many little king johns there are.

 

[arildno]

You are just so cruel, and he never snuggled.

Oh, now I've got it!
He was straight and scored with a female spider last night.
Unfortunately, she ate him after they'd coupled.

 

[wolram]

Oh, now I've got it!
He was straight and scored with a female spider last night.
Unfortunately, she ate him after they'd coupled.

:grumpy: :grumpy: Coudn't eat king john, he was to strong.

 

[arildno]

:grumpy: :grumpy: Coudn't eat king john, he was to strong.

Hmm..he could have had a date with Shelob..

 

[wolram]

Hmm..he could have had a date with Shelob..

Who the eky thump is Shelob?

 

[arildno]

Samwise didn't finish the job, you know..
Say hello to Shelob:
http://www.herrderringe-net.de/kalender/15/shelob.jpg

 

[hypatia]

Wolram! don't look at the link! You will have nightmares!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Was the book about a spider MIH?

Yes, it's a wonderful story about a very intelligent spider. She spells out messages in her web.

 

[wolram]

Samwise didn't finish the job, you know..
Say hello to Shelob:
http://www.herrderringe-net.de/kalender/15/shelob.jpg

Hmmmm, may be he did, i only saw him at night for 30mins or so, may be he
was dating her.

 

[arildno]

Hmmmm, may be he did, i only saw him at night for 30mins or so, may be he
was dating her.

Can't say I approve of his choice of dates.
Females, who just want to devour you, body and soul??
I stay as far away from them as I can.

 

[wolram]

Yes, it's a wonderful story about a very intelligent spider. She spells out messages in her web.

Thats cool i haven't read a book like that for ages, i hope it has a happy ending

 

[hypatia]

I loved that story MIH, Wilbur was such a endearing little piggy. And Charloette, was so wise.