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Where in hell do you belong? =)

  1. Nov 23, 2004 #1
    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    Take the test! I ended up in level six... it's pretty evil. I don't think it means anything. More or less just for fun :)

    My results were...

    "You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

    What were yours? ;)
     
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  3. Nov 23, 2004 #2
    Level 4. I'm such a nice guy.

    "Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here."
     
  4. Nov 23, 2004 #3

    Moonbear

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    Yep, I'm being banished to level six too. At least I'll have company. See you there! :devil:

     
  5. Nov 23, 2004 #4
    The levels don't correspond to how evil you are, but what kind of level. Last level is traitors, sixth level is heretics, fifth level is the hateful, i believe second level is lust, 3rd is gluttony. Or that is how hell is structured according to dante at least.

    That said:

    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


    The level of the cruel, vindictive, and hateful. Meh. They forgot apathetic.

    I'm way more evil than moonbear it seems. In fact i'm going to hell so fast its gonna make Satan's head spin. But this should not be news to anyone here. Told you i was an evil genius.
     
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  6. Nov 23, 2004 #5

    Moonbear

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    franznietzsche, you really need to get more sleep so you can stop being so gloomy. :smile:
     
  7. Nov 23, 2004 #6
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  8. Nov 23, 2004 #7
    Yes, if i sleep then i won't have a high score in every sinlge category except for Repentant Believers and Virtous unbelievers, which were very low.
     
  9. Nov 23, 2004 #8

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    Party on Level Six! C'mon folks, work on being better heretics so you can join us. :devil:
     
  10. Nov 23, 2004 #9
    I'm a gloomy, lustful, hateful, treacherous heretic, so I got level 6.
     
  11. Nov 23, 2004 #10
    Secon level of hell for me :frown: lustfull.
     
  12. Nov 23, 2004 #11
    Yay! I have company!
    Party indeed :D:D:D
     
  13. Nov 23, 2004 #12
    5th level-- Extreme
     
  14. Nov 23, 2004 #13
    I'm in the fifth. What a bunch of crap. LOL

    BTW, what do they consider cheating? One of the questions asked whether you had cheated on a BF, GF, or spouse? Assuming sex is out of the question anyway, just what IS cheating? I mean in this day and age how can you avoid members of the opposite sex at all? In the workplace and all? Oh well, I'm not to worried. It's all in fun in my opinion...
     
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  15. Nov 23, 2004 #14
    Level 6 - The City of Dis

    I can agree that I'm a heretic
     
  16. Nov 23, 2004 #15

    Integral

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    It's to long, I could not bring myself to continue wading through the nonsense.
     
  17. Nov 23, 2004 #16

    Moonbear

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    Cheating? I assumed either sex with someone else, or dating more than one person at once when they don't all know you are dating others. I'm guessing that would have scored a point for lustful, level 2?
     
  18. Nov 23, 2004 #17

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    It was kind of long...and of course it's nonsense...do you see anyone here lamenting it's sending us to Hell? Try for level 6, we've got a good party going there. We're inviting anyone from levels 2 and 3 to join us, but those of you in level 5 are just to much of downers for us, sorry. :biggrin:
     
  19. Nov 23, 2004 #18
    ---> Purgatory
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    Alot of these questions (which i understand the purpose of) were really pointless.

    Such as, "Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?". Does it that really assert anything useful to this situation?
     
  20. Nov 23, 2004 #19

    Gluttons eat lots of food.

    All of the questions make sense if you know anything about Dante's Inferno.
     
  21. Nov 23, 2004 #20
    Are any of those descriptions taken from Dante's Inferno? Those descriptions were vivid and well written.
     
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