Just curious--where is the PF server physically located?
Under my bed. Greg figured that was the safest place for it since everyone knows no one ever visits me. Why?
No, it's in Kansas, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.
New York City right?
Electrified security fence, heat seeking laser beams, hidden pits filled with pointed stakes,
alligator infested moats, 24 yale locks, bared windows and a door bell that goes through de la lune.
Bared windows? I would have thought covering them in bars would be more imposing...
Considering it's my bedroom, bare windows are about as frightening as it gets. You've never seen me in bed with my green facial mask, hair uncombed, munching cheetos with a cat and dog lying on me.
Cats and dogs sleeping together? That is madness!
That's why the server is safe. You remember all of the problems we had before Greg put it under my bed? The animals eat Cheetos too, three oranged mouthed creatures staring at you through a bare (or bared) window...
:surprised Wow, that server sure is safe.
I don't know but he should be around soon. When you see him just tell him what you want and he'll get it for you.
Uh-oh, now you've set off my stomach...
must... resist... urge... to... dash... out... to... Food... Mart...
Just call the PF server.
It is in fact in Dallas.
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