In summary, Greg is still not able to provide a physics forum t-shirt and is asking for help from the community. There are also plans to start a store that will sell t-shirts and accessories related to physics. For those who are not members of the physics forum, there are shirts available for purchase that are specifically designed for those who do not spend a lot of time outside. Sissy members of the forum are encouraged to order pink t-shirts. Finally, the brainiacs among us will be able to purchase reading glasses that are 1.5 diopters stronger.