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Who wants to be a liar?

  1. Jan 23, 2004 #1
    Well, I was just eating my "cocoa puffs" cereal until I noticed something peculiar about it. As I go on pondering about what is so weird about my normal cereal...I've accidentally stumbled upon the master equation that governs the universe, the theory to everything...all in one morning!
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  3. Jan 23, 2004 #2


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    Lemme geuss: "42"?
  5. Jan 24, 2004 #4
    What important discoveries have YOU guys made?
  6. Jan 24, 2004 #5


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    The discovery that snorting crack is BAD. Especially before breakfast.
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    I discovered this smelly, yellow, cheezy stuff between my toes. I'm currently investigating marketing opportunities. Would you like to participate in my market research study?
  8. Jan 29, 2004 #7
    A liar is a person who lies.

    If you're an ashole and i call you nice, i'm a liar.
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2004
  9. Jan 29, 2004 #8
    I'm not a liar. Hey, you got awesome spelling.
  10. Jan 31, 2004 #9
    well i was driving home from a tasty brunch, and an idea suddenly occured to me: if i crash into the car in front of me at exacly the right angle the sound produced would be equivalent to playing all of the sound in BNL's song Brian Wilson in a single second. However i decided not to test the theory because 1) i like my car, 2) my insurance is too high already, and 3) i like my car.
  11. Feb 4, 2004 #10
    If you're not a liar, how come you lie?

    It seems like you're, as they say, the crap in crapckot theroy,
    that will never be of any use to anyone.

    Erik-Olof Wallman
  12. Feb 4, 2004 #11

    Hey, you ever heard of sarcasm and humor? uh-oh. You've ruined the topic, too late.
  13. Feb 5, 2004 #12
    Admit it; you're talking to me.

    Cause i know you are:wink:
  14. Feb 5, 2004 #13
    With all due respect too. :smile:
  15. Feb 6, 2004 #14
    Eat the devils bread.
  16. Feb 6, 2004 #15

    hmm yum....bleedin innards bread...mmmm.
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