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Why all my girlfriends turned out to be psychos

  1. Dec 8, 2005 #1

    BobG

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    Does it seem like everyone you find attractrive turns out to be suffering from mental illness? Maybe it's because you're sexually attracted to the schizophrenics. Creativity tied to sexual success

    On the other hand, ever wonder why so many of the opposite sex find you attractive? :frown:
     
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  3. Dec 8, 2005 #2
    Yet again, I regret being sane.
     
  4. Dec 8, 2005 #3
    Damn right, it's the nearest some of us can get to a threesome.
     
  5. Dec 8, 2005 #4

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    In my 20's I dated only musicians and artists. All my boyfriends were "creative types".
     
  6. Dec 8, 2005 #5
    Crazy women are freakin' wild in bed. Later, when they cook your pet rabbit, it's not so much fun.
     
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    Yeah, I dated a leper once too. We broke up. Well... she did.
     
  9. Dec 8, 2005 #8
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I'm a horrible person, I really did lol at that.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  10. Dec 8, 2005 #9
    Don't judge yourself, man. I'm laughing at my own joke, so think how I feel!
     
  11. Dec 8, 2005 #10

    DocToxyn

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    except when the gravy is really flavorful...damn...'Buttons' tastes even better the next day.
     
  12. Dec 8, 2005 #11

    Aether

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    You said "turns out to be suffering...". Have you considered that this leaves open the possibility that they weren't necessarily all "suffering" before they met you?
     
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  13. Dec 8, 2005 #12

    Danger

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    El, you've destroyed my ability to take anything seriously for the rest of the day! I'll be laughing my guts out every time I think of that. :rofl:
     
  14. Dec 8, 2005 #13
    I try to give this quiz to potential girlfriends:

    Which of the two actors listed played the protagonist in the following movies:

    Play Misty For Me
    A.) Sondra Lock
    B.) Clint Eastwoob

    Misery
    A.) James Caan
    B.) Kathy Bates

    Fatal Attraction
    A.)Glenn Close
    B.)Michael Douglas
     
  15. Dec 8, 2005 #14

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    It's true, crazy girls are hot. I won't date anyone that hasn't had at least one lengthy conversation with a lamp or seat cushion.
     
  16. Dec 8, 2005 #15
    Someday you'll get sick of waking up and finding them sitting in a chair staring at you holding a knife, though.
     
  17. Dec 8, 2005 #16

    SpaceTiger

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    I very much doubt it.
     
  18. Dec 8, 2005 #17

    honestrosewater

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    Yeah, knives are classic, but flame throwers are so much more entertaining. :tongue2:
     
  19. Dec 8, 2005 #18

    Well I would date someone who hasn't, but all of the ones i've dated certainly have had such conversations.
     
  20. Dec 8, 2005 #19

    Yup. The screams, oh the screams. And the acrid smell of burning hair and flesh. Mmmm. I'm kinda hungry. What's for lunch?
     
  21. Dec 8, 2005 #20

    matthyaouw

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    But post-knife-fight sex is the best!
     
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