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Why all my girlfriends turned out to be psychos

  1. Dec 8, 2005 #1


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    Does it seem like everyone you find attractrive turns out to be suffering from mental illness? Maybe it's because you're sexually attracted to the schizophrenics. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051207/hl_nm/creativity_tied_sexual_success_dc_2 [Broken]

    On the other hand, ever wonder why so many of the opposite sex find you attractive? :frown:
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  3. Dec 8, 2005 #2
    Yet again, I regret being sane.
  4. Dec 8, 2005 #3
    Damn right, it's the nearest some of us can get to a threesome.
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    In my 20's I dated only musicians and artists. All my boyfriends were "creative types".
  6. Dec 8, 2005 #5
    Crazy women are freakin' wild in bed. Later, when they cook your pet rabbit, it's not so much fun.
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  8. Dec 8, 2005 #7
    Yeah, I dated a leper once too. We broke up. Well... she did.
  9. Dec 8, 2005 #8
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I'm a horrible person, I really did lol at that.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  10. Dec 8, 2005 #9
    Don't judge yourself, man. I'm laughing at my own joke, so think how I feel!
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    except when the gravy is really flavorful...damn...'Buttons' tastes even better the next day.
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    You said "turns out to be suffering...". Have you considered that this leaves open the possibility that they weren't necessarily all "suffering" before they met you?
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    El, you've destroyed my ability to take anything seriously for the rest of the day! I'll be laughing my guts out every time I think of that. :rofl:
  14. Dec 8, 2005 #13
    I try to give this quiz to potential girlfriends:

    Which of the two actors listed played the protagonist in the following movies:

    Play Misty For Me
    A.) Sondra Lock
    B.) Clint Eastwoob

    A.) James Caan
    B.) Kathy Bates

    Fatal Attraction
    A.)Glenn Close
    B.)Michael Douglas
  15. Dec 8, 2005 #14


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    It's true, crazy girls are hot. I won't date anyone that hasn't had at least one lengthy conversation with a lamp or seat cushion.
  16. Dec 8, 2005 #15
    Someday you'll get sick of waking up and finding them sitting in a chair staring at you holding a knife, though.
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    I very much doubt it.
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    Yeah, knives are classic, but flame throwers are so much more entertaining. :tongue2:
  19. Dec 8, 2005 #18

    Well I would date someone who hasn't, but all of the ones i've dated certainly have had such conversations.
  20. Dec 8, 2005 #19

    Yup. The screams, oh the screams. And the acrid smell of burning hair and flesh. Mmmm. I'm kinda hungry. What's for lunch?
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    But post-knife-fight sex is the best!
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