Why Im the coolest member on this board

[Pengwuino]

Because besides Evo's statue in Sweden, none of you have your own tower in another nation :rofl: :rofl:

 

[rachmaninoff]

Nonsense! Why, it looks like summer in that picture, and you're in direct afternoon sun! With the AC on I'm easily twenty degrees cooler than you. Also I'm more popular. :tongue2:

 

[honestrosewater]

For some reason, I thought there was a poplar penguin. That would have been cool, but

The Magellanic penguin is often called the jack*** penguin...
- http://www.bluemoon.net/~opus/nframe/penguin.html

suits Pengwuino better anyway. :tongue2:

 

[Math Is Hard]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Grotesque Puppet]

Penguin condoms...interesting

 

[LENIN]

Because besides Evo's statue in Sweden, none of you have your own tower in another nation.

Hay you forgot about my statues :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: (the ones that are left anyway)!!!

 

[loseyourname]

Nothing in Fresno is "cool," either literally or figuratively.

 

[Pengwuino]

Nothing in Fresno is "cool," either literally or figuratively.

 

[Smurf]

People use me as lawn ornaments!

On the downside, my girlfriend is a mechanical blow-up doll. (Figuratively speaking, I'm refering to smurfette)

 

[Pengwuino]

People use me as lawn ornaments!

hmm.. if your name was gnome, you'd have me beat for sure.

 

[Archon]

hmm.. if your name was gnome, you'd have me beat for sure.

I think LENIN has you beat. You can't compete with communism.

 

[Archon]

I think LENIN has you beat. You can't compete with communism.

That is, unless you used "coolest" as an intentional double meaning. If you mean "coolest" as in "coldest," then you win.

 

[Smurf]

Drive-way ornament good enough for you?
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum004lg.jpg [Broken]
How many people do you know with little Pengwino's tattooed on them? (lenin beats me here)
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum003lg.jpg [Broken]
I'm pretty sure I make a much better christmas ornament too!
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum001lg.jpg [Broken]

 

[Smurf]

That is, unless you used "coolest" as an intentional double meaning. If you mean "coolest" as in "coldest," then you win.

Dude, you just quoted yourself! That's like... against the unwritten rules of the 'net man. You NEVER quote yourself except as a smart-ass remark towards someone saying something stupid.

 

[Lisa!]

Because you live in south pole and there's too cool!

 

[Archon]

Dude, you just quoted yourself! That's like... against the unwritten rules of the 'net man. You NEVER quote yourself except as a smart-ass remark towards someone saying something stupid.

Socialists don't follow the rules of evil Capitalist institutions like the internet.

 

[Smurf]

Pinko Commie!

 

[Archon]

Pinko Commie!

Uh...I...ummm....SO?!?!

 

[Smurf]

Uh...I...ummm....SO?!?!

Iono, what do you expect me to say? I called myself 'Smurf' man :rofl:

 

[zoobyshoe]

I kinda like Le Tour Pengwuino. Someone ought to put Barbie on the Statue of Liberty for Math Is Hard.

 

[Smurf]

It's actually 'Le tour de Pengwuino'

 

[Moonbear]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

:rofl: I didn't even realize it was a penguin at first. :rofl:

 

[Artman]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

It's the latest form of protection from terrorists.

 

[loseyourname]

How many people do you know with little Pengwino's tattooed on them?

How many people do you know with devil Smurfs tattoed on them?

http://www.nocturnelle.net/images/t3.gif [Broken]

 

[JamesU]

that's a devil penguin. not a devil pengwuino. just saying the truth