Why Im the coolest member on this board

[Pengwuino]

Because besides Evo's statue in Sweden, none of you have your own tower in another nation :rofl: :rofl:

 

Nonsense! Why, it looks like summer in that picture, and you're in direct afternoon sun! With the AC on I'm easily twenty degrees cooler than you. Also I'm more popular. :tongue2:

 

[honestrosewater]

For some reason, I thought there was a poplar penguin. That would have been cool, but

The Magellanic penguin is often called the jack*** penguin...
- http://www.bluemoon.net/~opus/nframe/penguin.html

suits Pengwuino better anyway. :tongue2:

 

[Math Is Hard]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Grotesque Puppet]

Penguin condoms...interesting

 

[LENIN]

Because besides Evo's statue in Sweden, none of you have your own tower in another nation.

Hay you forgot about my statues :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: (the ones that are left anyway)!

 

[loseyourname]

Nothing in Fresno is "cool," either literally or figuratively.

 

[Pengwuino]

Nothing in Fresno is "cool," either literally or figuratively.

 

[Smurf]

People use me as lawn ornaments!

On the downside, my girlfriend is a mechanical blow-up doll. (Figuratively speaking, I'm referring to smurfette)

 

[Pengwuino]

People use me as lawn ornaments!

hmm.. if your name was gnome, you'd have me beat for sure.

 

hmm.. if your name was gnome, you'd have me beat for sure.

I think LENIN has you beat. You can't compete with communism.

 

I think LENIN has you beat. You can't compete with communism.

That is, unless you used "coolest" as an intentional double meaning. If you mean "coolest" as in "coldest," then you win.

 

[Smurf]

Drive-way ornament good enough for you?
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum004lg.jpg [Broken]
How many people do you know with little Pengwino's tattooed on them? (lenin beats me here)
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum003lg.jpg [Broken]
I'm pretty sure I make a much better christmas ornament too!
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum001lg.jpg [Broken]

 

[Smurf]

That is, unless you used "coolest" as an intentional double meaning. If you mean "coolest" as in "coldest," then you win.

Dude, you just quoted yourself! That's like... against the unwritten rules of the 'net man. You NEVER quote yourself except as a smart-ass remark towards someone saying something stupid.

 

[Lisa!]

Because you live in south pole and there's too cool!

 

Dude, you just quoted yourself! That's like... against the unwritten rules of the 'net man. You NEVER quote yourself except as a smart-ass remark towards someone saying something stupid.

Socialists don't follow the rules of evil Capitalist institutions like the internet.

 

[Smurf]

Pinko Commie!

 

Pinko Commie!

Uh...I...ummm...SO??

 

[Smurf]

Uh...I...ummm...SO??

Iono, what do you expect me to say? I called myself 'Smurf' man :rofl:

 

[zoobyshoe]

I kinda like Le Tour Pengwuino. Someone ought to put Barbie on the Statue of Liberty for Math Is Hard.

 

[Smurf]

It's actually 'Le tour de Pengwuino'

 

[Moonbear]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

:rofl: I didn't even realize it was a penguin at first. :rofl:

 

[Artman]

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

It's the latest form of protection from terrorists.

 

[loseyourname]

How many people do you know with little Pengwino's tattooed on them?

How many people do you know with devil Smurfs tattoed on them?

http://www.nocturnelle.net/images/t3.gif [Broken]

 

[JamesU]

that's a devil penguin. not a devil pengwuino. just saying the truth

 

[Moonbear]

How many people do you know with devil Smurfs tattoed on them?

http://www.nocturnelle.net/images/t3.gif [Broken]

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But devils aren't cool, they're hot! But that is a really cute penguin.

 

[Smurf]

Devil and Angel Smurf Figurines.

Besides, Smurf's roll better.
http://i.domaindlx.com/badgerific3/smurf.jpg

 

[Evo]

:!) :!) :!)

 

[Tsu]

:!) :!) :!)

STOP IT! :grumpy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I think a cold shower is in order.

 

[Pengwuino]

The penguin tower kinda looks like a water tour though... or a grain silo...

 

[Moonbear]

The penguin tower kinda looks like a water tour though... or a grain silo...

Um, not really, more like a giant...um...er...uh...well, Evo, Tsu and MIH know what I'm thinking of. :rofl:

 

[zoobyshoe]

Um, not really, more like a giant...um...er...uh...well, Evo, Tsu and MIH know what I'm thinking of. :rofl:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I was wondering, though, if, when Pengwuino designed the tower, he took into consideration the fact that extra internal bracing might be needed. Otherwise, when people were inside, taking the elevator all the way to the top, the whole tower might vibrate vigorously.

 

[Moonbear]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I was wondering, though, if, when Pengwuino designed the tower, he took into consideration the fact that extra internal bracing might be needed. Otherwise, when people were inside, taking the elevator all the way to the top, the whole tower might vibrate vigorously.

Funny, I was wondering what size batteries it would require. :rofl:

 

[zoobyshoe]

Funny, I was wondering what size batteries it would require. :rofl:

I'm sure the massive motors needed for elevators, which might cause this vibration, would require connection to the city power lines

What I'm getting at is: it seems to me a towering, vigorously vibrating thing like that might cause things to achieve a certain threshold during which we might hear groaning, from rubbing structural members, and then things would proceed to a state of relaxation where gravity would take over, and the tower would slowly flop over.