Why Im the coolest member on this board

Nonsense! Why, it looks like summer in that picture, and you're in direct afternoon sun! With the AC on I'm easily twenty degrees cooler than you. Also I'm more popular. :tongue2:

 

For some reason, I thought there was a poplar penguin. That would have been cool, but

suits Pengwuino better anyway. :tongue2:

 

It looks like someone put a giant novelty condom on the Eiffel Tower.

 

Penguin condoms...interesting

 

Hay you forgot about my statues :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: (the ones that are left anyway)!!!

 

Nothing in Fresno is "cool," either literally or figuratively.

 

People use me as lawn ornaments!

On the downside, my girlfriend is a mechanical blow-up doll. (Figuratively speaking, I'm refering to smurfette)

 

I think LENIN has you beat. You can't compete with communism.

 

That is, unless you used "coolest" as an intentional double meaning. If you mean "coolest" as in "coldest," then you win.

 

Drive-way ornament good enough for you?
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum004lg.jpg [Broken]
How many people do you know with little Pengwino's tattooed on them? (lenin beats me here)
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum003lg.jpg [Broken]
I'm pretty sure I make a much better christmas ornament too!
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/museum001lg.jpg [Broken]

 

Dude, you just quoted yourself! That's like... against the unwritten rules of the 'net man. You NEVER quote yourself except as a smart-ass remark towards someone saying something stupid.

 

Because you live in south pole and there's too cool!

 

Socialists don't follow the rules of evil Capitalist institutions like the internet.

 

Pinko Commie!

 

Uh...I...ummm....SO?!?!

 

Iono, what do you expect me to say? I called myself 'Smurf' man :rofl:

 

I kinda like Le Tour Pengwuino. Someone ought to put Barbie on the Statue of Liberty for Math Is Hard.