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  1. Nov 27, 2004 #1
    Why?!?!?!?!?!

    okay, i had to take a....poop about 15 min ago, and i went to ahhh...eject some, and the "remains" were lime green with normal poop stripes on them, it WAS a pretty site, but it dident look normal, and i gotta admit, it came out quite smoothly. NOW someone please tell me WHY the HECK it was lime green...

    and oh yeah, nice new PF banner
     
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  3. Nov 27, 2004 #2
    This topic is right up my, err, your alley.

    It is good to examine your fecal matter because much can be discovered about someone using such method. In fact, law enforcement have been tapping people’s lines for decades (you probably thought they were sanitation engineers). Anyway, I’m sorry but in order to help with this matter it is first necessary that you get very close to it and take a large ‘nose-hit’ so as to be able to inform me of the particular odor…
     
  4. Nov 27, 2004 #3

    Moonbear

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    TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! :yuck:

    No idea. Did you eat anything lime green recently?
     
  5. Nov 27, 2004 #4
    aaahhh! :( i'm eating tooo!

    try sitting upside down instead, that might fix it :S
     
  6. Nov 27, 2004 #5

    Ivan Seeking

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    That's called Poopsodent. :biggrin:

    Tsu and I like to serve friends the special Halloween cake made at the local Safeway. They use so much blue food coloring that the icing looks black. The next day, a visit to the toilet yields quite a surprise!

    As for the green color that concerns you, my guess would be mold.
     
  7. Nov 27, 2004 #6
    last time I saw poop like you describe it was a forgotten gerbil.
    did you know if your poop floats you have too much fat in your diet.
    also, if a baby drinks nothing but white milk how do we end up with black poop?
     
  8. Nov 27, 2004 #7

    Ivan Seeking

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    That reminds me of a story from Hollywood Community Hospital but we had better not go there.
     
  9. Nov 27, 2004 #8

    Ivan Seeking

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  10. Nov 27, 2004 #9
    Go on.




    10 Characters
     
  11. Nov 28, 2004 #10

    Ivan Seeking

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    Ken doll heads.

    there's 12.
     
  12. Nov 28, 2004 #11

    Bon Appetit !
     
  13. Nov 28, 2004 #12

    Math Is Hard

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    OH MERCY! :rofl:
     
  14. Nov 28, 2004 #13

    Moonbear

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    :bugeye: I really have to wonder why Ken doll heads...I mean, I know WHY, but, that seems a bizarre choice.

    Though, Ken doll heads aren't all that big, would they, um, pass naturally?

    I'm just wondering out loud, I'm pretty sure I don't actually want an answer to any of these questions. :uhh:
     
  15. Nov 28, 2004 #14

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    I can't imagine being able to swallow one, let alone 12. Perhaps these were not orally ingested?
     
  16. Nov 28, 2004 #15

    Moonbear

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    :uhh: I was assuming not orally ingested. I mean, they might not have been easily retrieved immediately, but they don't seem so big as to stay there long.
     
  17. Nov 28, 2004 #16

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    Orally ingested (folded up). Usually they pass. Often they don't - then the unfortunate indivudual gets to be a 'guest at the Inn'. :biggrin: Occasionally surgery is required. The individuals X-ray looks... well... very odd. :surprised
     
  18. Nov 28, 2004 #17

    Integral

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    This all sounds like a case for some Va poo rize.
     
  19. Nov 28, 2004 #18
    This thread stinks
     
  20. Nov 28, 2004 #19

    honestrosewater

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    But that just raises the question, "Where does all the $#*! go?" (fittingly, movie stunk- though I :!!) Jack Black)

    So, according to Ivan's
    I can't believe I actually googled "green poop" :rofl: :cry:

    Does anyone else find the term "stool" less disgusting? Wonder why that is.
     
  21. Nov 28, 2004 #20

    Ivan Seeking

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    Someone already ate all of the Barbie heads?

    Edit: I always wondered what the garbage collection people must have thought about all of those decapitated Ken dolls.

    Evo, that was 12 characters. I don't know the actual number of heads; just as a heads up. :biggrin: Decibel asked for 10 characters.
     
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2004
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