Woman’s close encounter with orgasmic aliens

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Ivan Seeking
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I can't even bring myself to post a quote. You will just have to read it for yourself.

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/weird/display.var.402760.0.womans_close_encounter_with_orgasmic_aliens.php [Broken]



Why do these people - like Tan - always use crayons? Really some nice crayon work though you must admit.
 
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Heh. Funniest was at the bottom:

Do you know someone who may be a Gray? If so, call the Newshopper newsdesk on 01689 885721 or text the editor on 07781482502.
Still, the cynic in me suggests that this could be another link between traditional succubus/incubus claims and modern alien abduction myths...
 
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Originally posted by FZ+
Heh. Funniest was at the bottom:



Still, the cynic in me suggests that this could be another link between traditional succubus/incubus claims and modern alien abduction myths...
What kills me is that this link took twice the average number of hits. Now why would that be?

I could be wrong, but I think it only had about 7 or 8 hits when you posted.
 
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Alot of the viewings are me coming
back on the verge of saying some-
thing only to be overwhelmed by
rereading this story.
My eyes well up with tears each
time I read about the kindness of
these aliens in sending her or-
gasmic experiences, and they open
wide with astonishment each time
I remark on how they fixed her up
with a plumber who also happens
to be a medium who can channel the
alien when it takes human form as
"Linda". I really can't get over
this.
The ten facts about "Grays" at the
end include priceless info. I am
more than a little bit grateful to
find out they have a stomach but
no other organs. I need know no-
thing more about "Gray's" anatomy.
Zoobyshoe
 
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Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Alot of the viewings are me coming
back on the verge of saying some-
thing only to be overwhelmed by
rereading this story.
My eyes well up with tears each
time I read about the kindness of
these aliens in sending her or-
gasmic experiences, and they open
wide with astonishment each time
I remark on how they fixed her up
with a plumber who also happens
to be a medium who can channel the
alien when it takes human form as
"Linda". I really can't get over
this.
The ten facts about "Grays" at the
end include priceless info. I am
more than a little bit grateful to
find out they have a stomach but
no other organs. I need know no-
thing more about "Gray's" anatomy.
Zoobyshoe
Are you nominating this for the Hall of Fame?
 
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OOOOOH its right at the top of my
short list!

A Propos: Why "Bologna" instead
of "Baloney"?
 
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Originally posted by zoobyshoe
OOOOOH its right at the top of my
short list!

A Propos: Why "Bologna" instead
of "Baloney"?
Because I never knew there was a distinction?

I will close this thread and copy the link to the [corrected] Boloney Hall of Fame in your honor.
 

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