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Women and their quirks!

  1. Feb 24, 2004 #1
    Take when they are pregnant. They want pickles and ice cream, at the same time, at about 2 in the morning; of course, the stores are closed by then. And have you noticed how, when you stare at them, they either wiggle their eyes at you, or, they look at you out of the side of their eyes, thinking you won't notice. And why do they constantly sling their head to, it looks like, get their hair out of their eyes. I've noticed even Network anchors do this, oh, they also do it at the Oscars. But you know what, it sure is nice having them around; at least for entertainment.
     
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  3. Feb 24, 2004 #2
    Do you mean to suggest that their value does not extend beyond "entertainment?"

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  4. Feb 24, 2004 #3
    I loooove women
     
  5. Feb 24, 2004 #4

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    Wait a minute....

    What about men and *their* quirks, hmmmmm? :wink:

    Why can't men admit they are lost and ask for directions?

    Why is it they attempt to assemble things without reading directions and then get all upset when they can't figure it out?

    Why don't they admit *before* they irreparably damage something that they had no idea what they were doing?

    Of course I know none of these things apply to the men here at PF. I'm talking about all those "other" men.
     
  6. Feb 24, 2004 #5
    Because some men can't face reality.
     
  7. Feb 24, 2004 #6
    Its called "Percussive Maintenance". If it don't work, whack it as hard as you can until it is fixed.
     
  8. Feb 24, 2004 #7
    Reading the directions was always kind of insulting. It's like saying "This machine is smarter than you are." I always used to think that I was smarter than a silly bookcase. But just in the last week, I've been outsmarted by three different cameras, two computers, a tennis racket, a cell phone, a car stereo, a manual door, and--believe it or not--a wall. Yes, a wall got the better of me. It did it in style, too, with its little *thud* when I plastered my face on it. Lucky me that nobody was awake when it happened.

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  9. Feb 24, 2004 #8
    This would be tantamount to shooting Bambi as she Sleeps. Not much sport in it.
    Because you are not a man if you can't.
    It's likely that a man made that something in the first place, and most certainly a mans job to know what they are doing with it.


    The purpose of man is to make life possible, while the womens is to make life worth living. I didn't make the rules. I just follow them.
     
  10. Feb 25, 2004 #9

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  11. Feb 25, 2004 #10

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    I like my sister's outlook on men. She says "If we can put a man on the moon...why not ALL of them!!?"
     
  12. Feb 25, 2004 #11
    Whoa.. now don't be sending all the men to the moon . I have no doubt that you gals really love men quirks and all. And God can you imagine a world without men , no thanks!!
     
  13. Feb 25, 2004 #12
    haha.... well men have more quirks then women imo, anyway quirks are what make relations different.
     
  14. Feb 25, 2004 #13

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    Heck, no! I just liked her little saying! Cracked me up!!
     
  15. Feb 25, 2004 #14
    I haven't laughed as much for ages
     
  16. Feb 25, 2004 #15

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    You guys (men) are hysterical!!!
     
  17. Feb 25, 2004 #16
    Nice comeback.. It's nice to poke fun at ourselves now and then. Remember what famous wiseman once said, " he who doesn't smile, the muscles in his face will atrophy and his cheeks will sag to his shoulders". Oh, why is it that "wisemen" are spoken of? Is there such a thing as wisewomen?
     
  18. Feb 25, 2004 #17


    Is that really you in the photo? If so, why aren't you in Hollywood?
     
  19. Feb 25, 2004 #18

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    How many is that now MacTech??? 3 or 4? LOL in his 'signature box' thing and you will see the name "Ben". Dont worry i fell for it the first time too!

    Hmmmm we all have our quirks which is what makes us fun. However men dont get lost. That's what road signs are for. It's not our fault that women dont look at anything other than the road. We KNOW where we are going, it's just that they insist we stop and ask cos they dont know where they are. I have happily taken a wrong turn in an unfamiliar city and worked my self back onto the route through using road signs. Not hard...
     
  20. Feb 25, 2004 #19

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    Something my momma used to say..

    "Women may have many faults
    Men have only two,
    Everything they say
    And everything they do."
     
  21. Feb 25, 2004 #20

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    Fault 1. "Everything we say." Only cos it interrupts what the woman is saying.

    Fault 2. "everything they do." Cos its not what the woman wants


    :smile: woot! i got there first!!
     
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