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I was tempted to crash the men only party early on, but they seem to have a nice dynamic going. So I think the women should have a party of their own. :smile:
Just to get things going, I've been thinking lately about if, when, and why I might have children. Or, I've also been thinking about if, when, and why I might get a tattoo- and of what. I'd appreciate other women's perspectives on either or other issues. :smile:
 

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Get a tattoo of a baby and kill two birds with one stone? Oops, I'm not even supposed to be here. Sorry.
 
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CALL HIM!!! If he doesn't want to date you because you're a klutz, then it's better to find out now. If he really does like you, this little incident will not matter. CALL HIM!!

Just a bit of party-crashing..
 
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arildno said:
CALL HIM!!! If he doesn't want to date you because you're a klutz, then it's better to find out now. If he really does like you, this little incident will not matter. CALL HIM!!

Just a bit of party-crashing..
It's not crashing if you're invited:
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but now i ask your help as a fellow man/woman(would love to hear your opinons moonbear/evo/mth), what do i do?
And neither of you were invited. :tongue2: Ugh, men! :rolleyes:
 
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Knock, Knock.
 
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honestrosewater said:
It's not crashing if you're invited:

And neither of you were invited. :tongue2: Ugh, men! :rolleyes:
Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong.
Positively horrid creatures, really.
 
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arildno said:
Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong.
Positively horrid creatures, really.
If you're a man, and you're in here, you'd better be wearing a dress*. If yours are at the cleaners, you can borrow Smurf's.

*Current exceptions to this rule:
Astronuc.
 
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Pulling out..this wasn't my place really.
 
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I have a better idea for a topic: penectomy. Partial or total? It's practice throughout civilization. Thoughts? Pictures welcome.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Who's there?
Me of course, sorry for the intrusion but i am told there are some ladies here
that like a drop of beer, we are in the room above, no its bellow now, good
trick that, sorry, i thought we could pool our resources and you could join us.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Just to get things going, I've been thinking lately about if, when, and why I might have children. Or, I've also been thinking about if, when, and why I might get a tattoo- and of what. I'd appreciate other women's perspectives on either or other issues. :smile:
yeah. The bummer about having kids is that you aren't supposed to drink when you're pregnant. Really cramps your style, you know? I mean, what I like best is to sit around belching moosepiss and coors light. Getting plastered, falling down, passing out, and not remembering it the next day. Of course, tattoos are easiest to get when you're drunk.

Man. that's the best. And you can't do it when you're pregnant. Tattoos either.

So, what's the men's party about? Needlepoint and cooking?
 
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honestrosewater said:
I have a better idea for a topic: penectomy. Partial or total? It's practice throughout civilization. Thoughts? Pictures welcome.
Hmmm. I'd have to vote for enhancement, myself.

I also thought we could start talking about women's toys after a few more drinks. Any good vendors for that? Maybe one of us could host a house party.
 
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wolram said:
Me of course, sorry for the intrusion but i am told there are some ladies here
that like a drop of beer, we are in the room above, no its bellow now, good
trick that, sorry, i thought we could pool our resources and you could join us.
Okay, wolram is on the dress exception list too. It's up to everyone else (so that would be, um, 1, 2, ... yes, patty and myself). Patty?
 
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pattylou said:
yeah. The bummer about having kids is that you aren't supposed to drink when you're pregnant. Really cramps your style, you know? I mean, what I like best is to sit around belching moosepiss and coors light. Getting plastered, falling down, passing out, and not remembering it the next day. Of course, tattoos are easiest to get when you're drunk.

Man. that's the best. And you can't do it when you're pregnant. Tattoos either.

So, what's the men's party about? Needlepoint and cooking?
Yes, men sure are stupid (that is what you meant, ay?). :rofl:
 
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pattylou said:
Hmmm. I'd have to vote for enhancement, myself.

I also thought we could start talking about women's toys after a few more drinks. Any good vendors for that? Maybe one of us could host a house party.
Sounds like a blast. The men should all be passed out by then.
 
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Okay, wolram is on the dress exception list too. It's up to everyone else (so that would be, um, 1, 2, ... yes, patty and myself). Patty?
Oh OK. He doesn't have to wear a dress. But he has to help with the dishes.
 
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pattylou said:
Hmmm. I'd have to vote for enhancement, myself.

I also thought we could start talking about women's toys after a few more drinks. Any good vendors for that? Maybe one of us could host a house party.
I could buy you a dollie or a wendy house.
 
arildno said:
Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong....
... and then burning you with "hot coals".
 
arildno said:
Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong...
... and then never calling you when they said they would.
 
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pattylou said:
Oh OK. He doesn't have to wear a dress. But he has to help with the dishes.
:rofl: No, his suggestion.
 
arildno said:
Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong...
... and install governments sympathetic to the cause.

okay, I'm bored now.
 
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pattylou said:
Oh OK. He doesn't have to wear a dress. But he has to help with the dishes.
Aha i am an expert with dishes, dishier the better.
 
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Maybe Cressida was right. Okay, all men are welcome here, come on over. :smile:
 
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honestrosewater said:
Maybe Cressida was right. Okay, all men are welcome here, come on over. :smile:
Come on guys the other ones have given us an invite, now then where are
those dishy dishes.
 

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