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  1. Jul 14, 2005 #1

    honestrosewater

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    I was tempted to crash the men only party early on, but they seem to have a nice dynamic going. So I think the women should have a party of their own. :smile:
    Just to get things going, I've been thinking lately about if, when, and why I might have children. Or, I've also been thinking about if, when, and why I might get a tattoo- and of what. I'd appreciate other women's perspectives on either or other issues. :smile:
     
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  3. Jul 14, 2005 #2
    Get a tattoo of a baby and kill two birds with one stone? Oops, I'm not even supposed to be here. Sorry.
     
  4. Jul 14, 2005 #3

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    CALL HIM!!! If he doesn't want to date you because you're a klutz, then it's better to find out now. If he really does like you, this little incident will not matter. CALL HIM!!

    Just a bit of party-crashing..
     
  5. Jul 14, 2005 #4

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    It's not crashing if you're invited:
    And neither of you were invited. :tongue2: Ugh, men! :rolleyes:
     
  6. Jul 14, 2005 #5

    wolram

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    Knock, Knock.
     
  7. Jul 14, 2005 #6

    honestrosewater

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    Who's there?
     
  8. Jul 14, 2005 #7

    arildno

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    Men have that nasty habit of slipping into places where they absolutely don't belong.
    Positively horrid creatures, really.
     
  9. Jul 14, 2005 #8

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    If you're a man, and you're in here, you'd better be wearing a dress*. If yours are at the cleaners, you can borrow Smurf's.

    *Current exceptions to this rule:
    Astronuc.
     
  10. Jul 14, 2005 #9

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    Pulling out..this wasn't my place really.
     
  11. Jul 14, 2005 #10

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    I have a better idea for a topic: penectomy. Partial or total? It's practice throughout civilization. Thoughts? Pictures welcome.
     
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  12. Jul 14, 2005 #11

    wolram

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    Me of course, sorry for the intrusion but i am told there are some ladies here
    that like a drop of beer, we are in the room above, no its bellow now, good
    trick that, sorry, i thought we could pool our resources and you could join us.
     
  13. Jul 14, 2005 #12
    yeah. The bummer about having kids is that you aren't supposed to drink when you're pregnant. Really cramps your style, you know? I mean, what I like best is to sit around belching moosepiss and coors light. Getting plastered, falling down, passing out, and not remembering it the next day. Of course, tattoos are easiest to get when you're drunk.

    Man. that's the best. And you can't do it when you're pregnant. Tattoos either.

    So, what's the men's party about? Needlepoint and cooking?
     
  14. Jul 14, 2005 #13
    Hmmm. I'd have to vote for enhancement, myself.

    I also thought we could start talking about women's toys after a few more drinks. Any good vendors for that? Maybe one of us could host a house party.
     
  15. Jul 14, 2005 #14

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    Okay, wolram is on the dress exception list too. It's up to everyone else (so that would be, um, 1, 2, ... yes, patty and myself). Patty?
     
  16. Jul 14, 2005 #15

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    Yes, men sure are stupid (that is what you meant, ay?). :rofl:
     
  17. Jul 14, 2005 #16

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    Sounds like a blast. The men should all be passed out by then.
     
  18. Jul 14, 2005 #17
    Oh OK. He doesn't have to wear a dress. But he has to help with the dishes.
     
  19. Jul 14, 2005 #18

    wolram

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    I could buy you a dollie or a wendy house.
     
  20. Jul 14, 2005 #19
    ... and then burning you with "hot coals".
     
  21. Jul 14, 2005 #20
    ... and then never calling you when they said they would.
     
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