Would You Date

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would you date a short person? - DiscussAnything.com -
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would you date a fat person? - DiscussAnything.com -
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Would you date a fat midget with no arms or legs? - DiscussAnything.com -
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would you date a blind fat midget with no arms or legs? - DiscussAnything.com -
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no,no,no,no. I only date goats.
 
  • #3
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Smurf said:
no,no,no,no. I only date goats.
:grumpy: :devil:
 
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Smurf said:
no,no,no,no. I only date goats.
Would you date a short goat?
 
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... and mind-boggingly beautiful and super-sexy PF mentors who are almost perfect in every way.


... but that's the only exception!
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Would you date a short goat?
meh, sure. But not a fat one - I have standards you know. :approve:
 
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Smurf said:
meh, sure. But not a fat one - I have standards you know. :approve:
OK. Would you date a short, blind goat with no legs or tail?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
OK. Would you date a short, blind goat with no legs or tail?
Okay now this is just a run-on. I have a confession: I don't actually date goats.
 
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I've dated a few goats. :frown:
 
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Evo said:
I've dated a few goats. :frown:
Would you ever date the goat boy from Saturday Night Live?
 
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No, no, no and maybe.
 
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Would I ever date a short girl? Define short. I would probably not date anyone who was under 5ft tall, but most people are above this. I should say I have never met a girl so short that I would not date her.

Would I date a fat girl? Again, define fat. I am not sure how to define this one myself, but there is a certain point when it is no.

The last two are definite no's.
 
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yes, yes, no, yes. teehee
 
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yes, yes, yes, only if it was still mobile.
 
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LOL.

No, no, no, no.

And no goats.

Maybe a stallion.
 
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Date humans? GROSS!
 
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I would date anything if it had a big enough chest.
 
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JamesU
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What a sex machine
I think you mean a linux machine
 
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no, no NO! What would sex be like with the third? Like f***ing a box with a head? Not to be mean... I'm sure we all know someone with that problem, please don't tell them about your friend Mk.

Would you date...
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9769/napoleoncopy26qa.png [Broken]
 
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Smurf said:
I would date anything if it had a big enough chest.
A cow? The breasts are pretty big on those.
 
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i suppose i'd say, "all of the above aren't exactly my preference, however, there are always exceptions." eh? so, that's basically a no for all unless they're special. and short guys are like, anyone under 5'7 to me. i like my men tall. but fat is different. i can stand beefy guys cause like, i like my men with muscle so they can handle me. but someone bigger than me who i can beat up just isn't sexy.
 
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I think love comes in all shapes. If I were to feel a connection with someone, there body wouldn't become a barrier.
 
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Mk said:
no, no NO! What would sex be like with the third?
Yeah...I posted this because I thought the fast escalation from mere short people to less and less desirable notions was kinda funny. Didn't mean for anyone to get bent out of shape thinking about it in too much detail.
 
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