Are Kilts Only for Men with Scottish Heritage?

[Loren Booda]

Personally, I'd rather wear a toga than a kilt.

Either way, don't walk over a subway vent.

 

[Danger]

Either way, don't walk over a subway vent.

And if you do, change your name to Marilyn.

 

[DaveC426913]

If not for the fact I trust you...

It's six feet longer.

 

[Danger]

It's six feet longer.

I assume that you are referring to either your nose or your long-distance plan. If your tongue is the subject matter, I don't want to witness the rest of the conversation.
And yes, I structured this to fall within forum guidelines.