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In summary, the old man from Nantucket got lost on his way to the can, and looked all around but couldn't find it. He improvised with an old pan and felt like a fool because there was no water in the pool. The absent minded jellyfish lives on a far away planet and everyone talks to him because he has tentacles and he'll wear shoes and remember stockings but he'll never remember one person's name. The boy with a problem couldn't tell his head from his bottom and when Zooby told him his rhyme wasn't good, the poet went into a rage and kissed him.
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Haikus are much easier to write
not rhyming won't cause any fright
lemerics are harder
if we trade i will barter
a syllable 'cause a rhyme has more might
 
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I'm about to head over to math class
I sat here all night on my fat @$$
come mid-day I'll frown
metabolism will be down
so when I eat I will probably pass gas

writing limericks will make me late
so i should not hesitate
to stop with the posting
my morning bread is toasting
reminds me why punctuality's great

You have written so many good limericks
Zooby and Tribdog are mavericks
I'll leave you with this one
this has all been good fun
weaving words in the internet fabrics
 
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