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You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.

  1. Apr 2, 2005 #1

    honestrosewater

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    I just stumbled across this: The Surrealist Compliment Generator. (Refresh for more.)
     
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  3. Apr 2, 2005 #2

    arildno

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    I found this one:

    "Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels."
     
  4. Apr 2, 2005 #3

    honestrosewater

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    Oops, I think I broke it:
    "Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"
     
  5. Apr 2, 2005 #4

    arildno

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    :rofl: :rofl:
    This one is rather grotesque, IMO:
    " How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation? "
     
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  6. Apr 2, 2005 #5

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    This, if nothing else, should teach me not to sleep. Try to bag a few hours before work and that greets me in the morning! By the by, mine comes up in Italian. Any fix?
     
  7. Apr 2, 2005 #6
    Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire... hah!
     
  8. Apr 2, 2005 #7

    arildno

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    I managed to get my banana compliment twice..
    Does that mean anything?
     
  9. Apr 2, 2005 #8
    well sometimes a banana is just a banana
     
  10. Apr 2, 2005 #9

    arildno

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    But the trouble is: I don't LIKE bananas, they taste awful! (the ones from the shop, I mean)
     
  11. Apr 2, 2005 #10
    Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.
     
  12. Apr 2, 2005 #11
    What??!!!

    "Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits."

    If I try to complement a girl with that... oh my. I don't want to think about what would happen to me then...
     
  13. Apr 2, 2005 #12

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    "In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque."

    No comment..
     
  14. Apr 2, 2005 #13

    Danger

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    No need. That pretty much says it all.
     
  15. Apr 2, 2005 #14

    Moonbear

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    :rofl:

    It almost sounds like it means something. :rofl:

    Okay, and upon refreshing twice (I skipped the one that looked like it was French), I got this!

    I think I'm going to stop now, best to quit while I'm ahead (I think). :biggrin:
     
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  16. Apr 2, 2005 #15

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    This one was rather kinky:

    "Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you."
     
  17. Apr 2, 2005 #16

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    A pick-up line sure to lure only the most exciting of maidens - I think I'll use it in a C&W bar.

     
  18. Apr 2, 2005 #17
    This site is awesome!
     
  19. Apr 2, 2005 #18
    This one is most pleasing.
     
  20. Apr 2, 2005 #19

    Danger

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    Evocatively? :tongue2: Are you two related?
     
  21. Apr 2, 2005 #20
    You know, I don't think this is a surrealist compliment generator. I think it's just a surrealist compliment database. Some of the compliments hang together too well to be randomly generated.
     
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