I just stumbled across this: The Surrealist Compliment Generator. (Refresh for more.)
I found this one:
"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels."
Oops, I think I broke it:
"Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"
This one is rather grotesque, IMO:
" How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation? "
This, if nothing else, should teach me not to sleep. Try to bag a few hours before work and that greets me in the morning! By the by, mine comes up in Italian. Any fix?
Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire... hah!
I managed to get my banana compliment twice..
Does that mean anything?
well sometimes a banana is just a banana
But the trouble is: I don't LIKE bananas, they taste awful! (the ones from the shop, I mean)
Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.
"Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits."
If I try to complement a girl with that... oh my. I don't want to think about what would happen to me then...
"In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque."
No need. That pretty much says it all.
It almost sounds like it means something. :rofl:
Okay, and upon refreshing twice (I skipped the one that looked like it was French), I got this!
I think I'm going to stop now, best to quit while I'm ahead (I think).
This one was rather kinky:
"Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you."
A pick-up line sure to lure only the most exciting of maidens - I think I'll use it in a C&W bar.
This site is awesome!
This one is most pleasing.
Evocatively? :tongue2: Are you two related?
You know, I don't think this is a surrealist compliment generator. I think it's just a surrealist compliment database. Some of the compliments hang together too well to be randomly generated.
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