Your best pickup lines

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The hell with pickup lines. I'm just going to start carrying one of these around in my pocket.

You want me to show you how to use it? That 66" scale can take you to four significant digits, baby!
 
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I just spent some time watching old silent movies. I can't believe how many great pick-up lines they have in those! Holy cow!

Take these, for instance:
I want to shake the hand of the mother who raised a daughter as beautiful as you.
You're like a beautiful ray of sunshine, just standing there sunburning me.
 
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The hell with pickup lines. I'm just going to start carrying one of these around in my pocket.
OtisKing_1.JPG


wow.. That's really a beautiful design. I've never seen anything like it. :!!)
 
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Best pickup line: [15 seconds of heavenly silence.]

Not like the pregnant pause during the first bar scene in A Beautiful Mind.
 
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"wow, you're hot, what's your DOB?". LOL!

The pickup line is what happens when you actually talk to her and she says, "hi". There is no "line", it's when you're on and she's gets that your on. That's why they call it a line, cuz we all laugh about guys who aren't "on" and try anyway!
 
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OtisKing_1.JPG


wow.. That's really a beautiful design. I've never seen anything like it. :!!)
sigh .:!!)... You're like a beautiful ray of sunshine, just standing there sunburning me.



Er, I mean, check this out! It's solar powered!
 
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AHAHAHAh, buy her a drink. Second wrong piece of advice so far.

Note: Have any of you read "Surely you must be joking Mr. Feynman?"

Did you read any of the things he said to women? Like when he took them out and before they left the car for their date he would say "So, are you going to have sex with me tonight or not?"

You have purdy eyes are for suckers. Even Feynman knew that much. Wise up.
Cyrus,

Haha...you're such a douche bag...but thanks for pointing out this story. It's funny, and quite a gem. While I suspect that outright asking a girl to sleep with you as soon as you meet her may be a recipe for failure with many girls, there's probably a sizeable portion that it will work on. It shows you've got spunk, for one thing, and I think everyone is naturally a bit of a slut at heart. I learned long ago that cowing to tradition is a surefire route to rejection with all but the most lonesome and inexperienced girls. If you act aloof, and make it into a game where you are the prize, suddenly they all want to play that game :P
 
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The hell with pickup lines. I'm just going to start carrying one of these around in my pocket.
Since this is the pick up line thread, I cannot resist,

Is that an Otis King calculator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 
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Cyrus,

Haha...you're such a douche bag...but thanks for pointing out this story. It's funny, and quite a gem. While I suspect that outright asking a girl to sleep with you as soon as you meet her may be a recipe for failure with many girls, there's probably a sizeable portion that it will work on. It shows you've got spunk, for one thing, and I think everyone is naturally a bit of a slut at heart. I learned long ago that cowing to tradition is a surefire route to rejection with all but the most lonesome and inexperienced girls. If you act aloof, and make it into a game where you are the prize, suddenly they all want to play that game :P
Cyrus is right, take it for me, THE specialist at inventing successful pickup lines.
Besides, it's your lucky day cause i'll share some wisdom with you :

line 1) hey baby, wanna sit on me ?
line 2) just sing a song like this as you walk towards her for the first time : line 3) show her your intelligence : tell her this :
marlon
 
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Er, I mean, check this out! It's solar powered!
Everyone should have one of these. :approve:

When I was in school and getting my books for classes at the campus bookstore, it took great effort to restrain myself from buying the cute, collectible calculators that were for sale. They even had a Hello Kitty calculator that I still pine for.

And I'm still searching for a really cool abacus. I may have to build it myself.
 
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Everyone should have one of these. :approve:

When I was in school and getting my books for classes at the campus bookstore, it took great effort to restrain myself from buying the cute, collectible calculators that were for sale. They even had a Hello Kitty calculator that I still pine for.

And I'm still searching for a really cool abacus. I may have to build it myself.
Many often find what they need at shopping.com , unless it's something really old and the only of it's kind.
 

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