I want to shake the hand of the mother who raised a daughter as beautiful as you.
You're like a beautiful ray of sunshine, just standing there sunburning me.
Cyrus,AHAHAHAh, buy her a drink. Second wrong piece of advice so far.
Note: Have any of you read "Surely you must be joking Mr. Feynman?"
Did you read any of the things he said to women? Like when he took them out and before they left the car for their date he would say "So, are you going to have sex with me tonight or not?"
You have purdy eyes are for suckers. Even Feynman knew that much. Wise up.
Cyrus is right, take it for me, THE specialist at inventing successful pickup lines.Cyrus,
Haha...you're such a douche bag...but thanks for pointing out this story. It's funny, and quite a gem. While I suspect that outright asking a girl to sleep with you as soon as you meet her may be a recipe for failure with many girls, there's probably a sizeable portion that it will work on. It shows you've got spunk, for one thing, and I think everyone is naturally a bit of a slut at heart. I learned long ago that cowing to tradition is a surefire route to rejection with all but the most lonesome and inexperienced girls. If you act aloof, and make it into a game where you are the prize, suddenly they all want to play that game :P
Everyone should have one of these.Er, I mean, check this out! It's solar powered!
Many often find what they need at shopping.com , unless it's something really old and the only of it's kind.Everyone should have one of these.
When I was in school and getting my books for classes at the campus bookstore, it took great effort to restrain myself from buying the cute, collectible calculators that were for sale. They even had a Hello Kitty calculator that I still pine for.
And I'm still searching for a really cool abacus. I may have to build it myself.