What existent or putative bumper sticker would you most like to flaunt?

(I have even considered designing an LED display to make my own message manifest.)

KISS MY AXLE

"Kill Bill"

With a penguin in the yellow suit and a hanzo sword at the end.

Saw a shirt like that, it was greatness.

Math Is Hard
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I saw this sticker last week and ok, I'm a republican and all, but I laughed anyway:

"Frodo failed. Bush has the Ring."

:rofl:

Math Is Hard said:
I saw this sticker last week and ok, I'm a republican and all, but I laughed anyway:

"Frodo failed. Bush has the Ring."

:rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Even I can laugh at that. Clever.

Moonbear
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I've always wanted one written in backward letters for my front bumper (so the person in front of me can read it in their rearview mirror) that says, "Move over slowpoke!" or "The gas pedal is on the right." Not very funny, but would be very useful. There seem to be a lot of people around here who insist on driving 15 mph under the speed limit.

I can't remember any of the ones I've seen that I thought were really funny at the time.

Not really a bumper sticker but found on roadside signs throughout New Hampshire-
Common Sense For All

Moonbear
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Andromeda321 said:
Not really a bumper sticker but found on roadside signs throughout New Hampshire-
Common Sense For All
:rofl: If only it was as easy as telling people on road signs! :rofl:

That axle thing has more of a chance, lol.

Evo
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In Texas, bumper stickers aren't necessary, those pick up trucks with the shotguns mounted across the rear window say it all.

I like the bumper sticker that says "I hear voices...and they don''t like you".

I don't know about bumper stickers, but I have a shirt that says

$$\int_{10}^{13}2x dx?$$

Chrono said:
I don't know about bumper stickers, but I have a shirt that says

$$\int_{10}^{13}2x dx?$$

And they let you wear an innapropriate shirt like that?

Chrono said:
$$\int_{10}^{13}2x dx?$$
What does that mean?

Gokul43201
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Shay10825 said:
What does that mean?
Nevermind shay...it's immature adult humor. You're not old enough yet. ...I think.

Chrono said:
I don't know about bumper stickers, but I have a shirt that says

$$\int_{10}^{13}2x dx?$$
Sweet! Where did you get this shirt? Or did you make it? I want one! Ahh, the power of math used in a vulgar sense, and all these fools will have no clue what it means. Too bad I did not have one during high school, that would teach the punk administration

Gokul43201 said:
Nevermind shay...it's immature adult humor. You're not old enough yet. ...I think.
lol

Moonbear
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Chrono said:
I don't know about bumper stickers, but I have a shirt that says

$$\int_{10}^{13}2x dx?$$
Thanks for making me do math to find the joke.

mattmns said:
Sweet! Where did you get this shirt? Or did you make it? I want one! Ahh, the power of math used in a vulgar sense, and all these fools will have no clue what it means. Too bad I did not have one during high school, that would teach the punk administration
Most of them wouldn't get it.

I wonder what my high school calc teacher would ahve said...

For anyone that is wondering what it means your in luck. I have a brother who is very good at math so I had him figure it out the whole thing equals 69.

franznietzsche said:
Most of them wouldn't get it.

I wonder what my high school calc teacher would ahve said...
Yeah thats the point, most of those punks would not get it

I too was wondering what my high school calc teacher would have thought. Meh, I am majoring in math ed, so if I do get this shirt I will be interested to see what my profs think :rofl:

Miles said:
For anyone that is wondering what it means your in luck. I have a brother who is very good at math so I had him figure it out the whole thing equals 69.
Yep, it is essentially 13^2 - 10^2 = 169 - 100 = 69

edit.. omg I was searching for this math shirt and I found this one. Almost brought a tear to my eye. It is a joke my high school calc teacher told us when he started teaching us integrals

HouseBoat

pff, wait a minute that is not the one. The one he said was log cabin + C = houseboat.

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I have one that says
"Smart as a Horse and Hung like Einstein"

http://www.proudnerd.com/mathchickpp2.jpg [Broken]

The Math Chick

Why don't they exist in real life?

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Gokul43201
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Notice that the on her tee is actually a cardioid, $r=a(1-cos\theta)$ ! Neato !

I was admiring the non-Euclidean geometry that MATH heartens!

Gokul43201 said:
Notice that the on her tee is actually a cardioid, $r=a(1-cos\theta)$ ! Neato !

I did notice that.

Loren Booda said:
I was admiring the non-Euclidean geometry that MATH heartens!
I was noticing that too.

As i said, why don't they exist in real life?