Your kind of death!

Ooooohhh, this sounds really familiar!
Tone and rithm. hmmm...

 

Sunrise found me hanging from a tree
Well, I woke up in the morn and I was dead
Surprised that I'd gone and went that far
I'm dead as f--k, moment's dark whim, and au revoir

Reaper said: "Why'd you go do that for kid?"
Well, I woke up in the morn and I was dead
Said I'd got all uptight, tied up with my blinkered sight
Forgot this tiny human world ain't all there is

You can trace it with a map
Though the ending may be crap
There is a beauty in the mountains of this troubled country that
Did wake up in the morn and was transformed.

 

Preferably fire, starting my own pyre,

or perhaps, I would like to take myself some place where the scavengers can recycle what's left - something like the Tibetan Sky Burial that Evo mentioned in some thread.

My children however have expressed distress at such a notion.

Death will come soon enough, but I am too busy at the moment.

Besides, I have a long term contract - at least 99 years, with options to renew.

 

Heard this one?

The Scottsman says: "When I die, I'd like to go like my father, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers!"

Supposed to be a comment on Scottish driving habits. (Never been to Scotland so I can't vouch for or against it.)

P.S. Wha' if I'm a-voidin' th' topic? (Supposed to be an emulation of the Sco' waay of speeakin'. Culturally biased and inaccurate, I am sure.)

 

Whenever/wherever it is I hope to have my boots on and wearing my best war face.

 

I'd like to die in bed, but not in my sleep.

I don't care what happens to my body afterwards, really.

 

I died years ago but nobody noticed.

 

I'd like to be killed by an 18-wheel truck driven by the incredible Hulk.

 

i would die a " let the world know that u r dead " death.!!!!

 

+1

 

How can you build an elderly house? Surely it would be new?

 

If we build an elderly house then we should build a PF day care center to house all you like snot-nosed children under the age of 18.

 

:grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:

 

Well, if we're having an elderly home and a day care centre, then I demand a PF gated community (to keep the moderators out).