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Zooby and Tribdog and Danger, oh my!

  1. May 15, 2005 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    This must be a bad omen.

    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh1!!!!1111111111!!!1!!!!!1!!1
     
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  3. May 15, 2005 #2
    It was all planned. The three of us here on Friday the 13th.
     
  4. May 15, 2005 #3
    HMM.... and i spose the fact that its saturday the 14th.... ah... you tricksters!

    everyone lock your doors and put the children to bed... all hell's about to break loose!
     
  5. May 15, 2005 #4
    zooby was in charge of the calendar.
     
  6. May 15, 2005 #5
    hey, he's been a busy guy... bumper stickers don't sell themselves! sides, aren't you the responsible one of the bunch? er wait no i guess that is zoob... er no... danger... ugh.. ahem... um... i think you guys need a manager.
     
  7. May 15, 2005 #6
    Zoobies are inherently unmanagable. Just stay alert, and show no fear.
     
  8. May 15, 2005 #7

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    I thought that was just their hair.
     
  9. May 15, 2005 #8
    I don't believe I know Danger. Of if I do he wasn't all that memorable.
    Is he the next recipient of the coveted pink ribbon?

    What have I missed? Anything exciting? Based on the glut of emails in my inbox I was expecting to find a dusty, windblown ghost town or maybe something out of Orwell.
     
  10. May 15, 2005 #9
    Take away the hair, and there's precious little zoobie left.
     
  11. May 15, 2005 #10
    *whips out clippers*
    wow, you're right that is a precious little zoobie.
     
  12. May 15, 2005 #11

    Danger

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    I wonder how many merkins we can make out of all that hair.
     
  13. May 15, 2005 #12

    Ivan Seeking

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    Well that depends on...uh...never mind.
     
  14. May 15, 2005 #13
    summer or winter fashion?
     
  15. May 15, 2005 #14
    Little dogs shouldn't whip anything out. The laughter might kill you.
     
  16. May 15, 2005 #15
    psssh... i don't think trib has anything capable of being "whipped out," you give him too much credit.
     
  17. May 15, 2005 #16
    OOHHHH!!!! That one musta' hurt! The dog is DOWN, DOWN!!! he crowd is going Wild!! The suspense is UNBELIEVABLE!!!
     
  18. May 15, 2005 #17
    ...minutes have gone by folks with no news. The paramedics are still at work on trib, but so far...there is no sign of life...
     
  19. May 15, 2005 #18
    I'll get his wallet. Someone grab his watch.

    Awesome. Now I can afford to take Moonbear out for sushi.
     
  20. May 15, 2005 #19
    Someone touch his eyeball. If he doesn't flinch, he's dead.
     
  21. May 15, 2005 #20
    EWWW.......... (i hope i didn't hurt him that bad....trib...???) he's faking it... the big baby! get up and stop licking your wounds you old dog... (trib seriously... get up.... get up....!)
     
  22. May 15, 2005 #21

    Ivan Seeking

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    Remind me to never play dead around a zooby.
     
  23. May 15, 2005 #22
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    Hey Ivan!
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    don't play dead around the zoob!

    (you're welcome, dear)
     
  24. May 15, 2005 #23
    There's no money in this wallet! Just a bunch of strip club receipts and a mail order bride advertisement. You have a lot of explaining to do Tribdog.

    The old Vietnamese needle to the genitalia trick always works.
     
  25. May 15, 2005 #24

    Danger

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    Hey! Zoob spelled backwards is... Could explain a lot.

    Wouldn't a thumbtack be more appropriate in this case?
     
  26. May 15, 2005 #25
    No booz for me. Zoobies like boobies.
    I think that was the official first blow of the beating-a-dead-dog portion of the match.
     
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