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    What Happens When Bin Laden Meets the Founding Fathers at the Pearly Gates?

    So when he got to the pearly gates, the first person to meet him was George Washington. "I'm known as the father of the country you hated", he said. And then beat the crap out of him. Then Patrick Henry came up and said, "I chose liberty, all you offered was death". And he bludgeoned him...
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    Is Mary Part of the Problem or Solution?

    Mary is twice as old as her mother was 35 years ago. Mary was born when her mother was 25 years old. Is Mary part of the problem or part of the solution?
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    Proving 2+2=4 Using Field Axioms

    See Foundations of Analysis by Landau.
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    Best all time mathematicians/physicists.

    Saunders Mac Lane for discovering general abstract nonsense. Haskell Curry for discovering why equals can be substituted for equals.
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    Any particular word(s), phrase(s), etc. you particularly despise?

    Moving/going forward. Will grammar books soon be teaching us that verbs have past tense, present tense, and going forward tense?
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