Recent content by Muldanian

The mystery has been solved. The sound of the football crowd happened again today. However, it seemed to be coming from the teaspoon holder. My mother realized it was coming from a bottle opener, which she has recently bought, and which plays the sound of an England game when used...

I have looked through the TV and radio listings, but have not been able to find any broadcast of a football match. I'm not sure where the nearest radio transmitter is, but I am not far from the Sutton Coldfield TV transmitter. As to the event described not happening, if this is a real...

I have just had a very strange experience, and would like to know if there is an explanation for it. There was a small tin of black olives on my kitchen work surface. I put a teaspoon into the tin, to get an olive. The moment I did this, I heard what sounded like a radio broadcast of a...