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Yep, it's getting close to that time of year again. The Annual PF Guru Awards will be coming up in a couple of months.
We need to start seeing some funny posts. :grumpy:
I've seen some really funny posts by zooby, yonoz and Math is Hard in the stupid quetion thread recently. Aside from that, it's been pretty slim pickings. Brewnog was funny just a moment ago. :devil:
Is it just me, or has GD gotten too serious lately? :eek: Maybe we need another storytelling thread.
WHO KEEPS MOVING THE SMILIES????? :grumpy:
They moved again, since my last post!!!! You all see them moving, RIGHT???
Chi Meson
Oct2-06, 03:25 PM
School just started. It's a grumpy time for us all.
Sorry, all. I realize that I haven't been living up to my responsibilities. My life is quite complicated right now, which has some bearing on it. I used to be on PF most of the night, which was when funny stuff came up. W, however, gets quite irritated if I stay up past about 11.
In addition, with no offense intended toward anyone posting, most of the threads in GD just don't interest me any more. It's hard to make comments, particularly humourous ones, in a thread that's a chore to read. I just find the Engineering section a lot more satisfying now, so I spend my limited PF time there.
Again, my apologies. I'll be turning over my badge this season. :redface:
JasonRox
Oct2-06, 07:03 PM
Apparently everyone has me on ignore!
I write comics for the school paper and those are funny. :smile: I hope that counts.
Did JasonRox just type something? :uhh:
Chi Meson
Oct2-06, 07:18 PM
Did JasonRox just type something? :uhh:
Who?
:confused:
So I says to the girl with the wooden leg "Peg, how're you standin' it?". And she says "I can't kick.".
Pa-da-dump.
So I says to the girl with the wooden leg "Peg, how're you standin' it?". And she says "I can't kick.".
Pa-da-dump.
:uhh: the award goes to turbo-1
So I says to the girl with the wooden leg named Peg, "So what's your other leg named?" :biggrin: :yuck:
larkspur
Oct3-06, 05:22 AM
So I says to the girl with the wooden leg named Peg, "So what's your other leg named?" :biggrin: :yuck:
:rofl: :rofl: :biggrin:
Which moment was that? Tell me and I'll do it again. It'll become more funny with every repetition of whatever I said, honest.
berkeman
Oct3-06, 11:40 AM
I nominate FredGarvin:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=128597
I'd join in on this contest, but it's just that I'm not really a competitive person. :biggrin:
Math Is Hard
Oct3-06, 01:29 PM
I nominate Cyrus. :cool:
He helped me with my French class:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=121536
and remember when we built the PF neighborhood and Cyrus Oil moved in?
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=104835
PF Street
http://www.drawahouse.com/streets/PF-Street/
I nominate Cyrus. :cool:
He helped me with my French class:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=121536
and remember when we built the PF neighborhood and Cyrus Oil moved in?
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=104835
PF Street
http://www.drawahouse.com/streets/PF-Street/I second Cyrus!
(you guys ARE noticing that the smilies keep moving? RIIIGHT?????):bugeye:
Math Is Hard
Oct3-06, 01:44 PM
I second Cyrus!
(you guys ARE noticing that the smilies keep moving? RIIIGHT?????):bugeye:
I am noticing it, too. I have an idea... hang on...
Astronuc
Oct3-06, 01:46 PM
(you guys ARE noticing that the smilies keep moving? RIIIGHT?????) Either they are 'trading spaces' or 'dancing'. :biggrin:
Seems with each reply, they have a different position. Notice there is room for 4 more smilies.
This is the pattern I remember most often.
:rolleyes: :rofl: :approve: :yuck: :cry:
:cool: :confused: :zzz: :redface: :smile:
:frown: :bugeye: :eek: :uhh: :shy:
:grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink: o:)
:tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin: :blushing:
:tongue:
Either they are 'trading spaces' or 'dancing'. :biggrin:
Seems with each reply, they have a different position. Notice there is room for 4 more smilies.:surprised They move with EVERY REPLY!!! :bugeye:
:rolleyes: :rofl: :approve: :yuck: :cry:
:cool: :confused: :zzz: :redface: :smile:
:frown: :bugeye: :eek: :uhh: :shy:
:grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink: o:)
:tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin: :blushing:
:tongue:
:surprised They move with EVERY REPLY!!! :bugeye:
:rolleyes: :rofl: :approve: :yuck: :cry:
:cool: :confused: :zzz: :redface: :smile:
:frown: :bugeye: :eek: :uhh: :shy:
:grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink: o:)
:tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin: :blushing:
:tongue:
:grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink: o:)
:tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin: :blushing:
:tongue: :rolleyes: :rofl: :approve: :yuck:
:cry: :cool: :confused: :zzz: :redface:
:smile: :frown: :bugeye: :eek: :uhh:
:shy:
AHAAAA!!!!!
Astronuc
Oct3-06, 01:52 PM
:surprised They move with EVERY REPLY!!! :bugeye:
:rolleyes: :rofl: :approve: :yuck: :cry:
:cool: :confused: :zzz: :redface: :smile:
:frown: :bugeye: :eek: :uhh: :shy:
:grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink: o:)
:tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin: :blushing:
:tongue:
:shy: :grumpy: :!!) :mad: :wink:
o:) :tongue2: :surprised :devil: :biggrin:
:blushing: :tongue: :rolleyes: :rofl: :approve:
:yuck: :cry: :cool: :confused: :zzz:
:redface: :smile: :frown: :bugeye: :eek:
:uhh:
Yep - Like I told you - Trading Spaces!
Maybe it's a sick, twisted version of musical chairs?
Math Is Hard
Oct3-06, 02:03 PM
captured during a reply
http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/smilies.gif
captured during new post
http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/smilies2.gif
chroot's doing it to drive me insane :cry:
larkspur
Oct3-06, 02:14 PM
Cyrus, Zooby and Pengwuino are routinely hilarious.......where has Pengwuino been lately?:confused:
Cyrus, Zooby and Pengwuino are routinely hilarious.......where has Pengwuino been lately?:confused:I also nominate larkspur's cat (see cat fighting catbox), I don't remember seeing a rule that the winner had to be human) :biggrin:
I also nominate larkspur's cat (see cat fighting catbox), I don't remember seeing a rule that the winner had to be human) :biggrin:
Yes, I don't remember ever seeing a cat as determined to retrieve the contents of its litter tray. Usually they want little else to do with it.
Chi Meson
Oct3-06, 03:02 PM
Regarding funny and smilies, can I plug my happiest moment?
see post#9
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=56021
zoobyshoe
Oct3-06, 03:04 PM
Cyrus, Zooby and Pengwuino are routinely hilarious.......where has Pengwuino been lately?:confused:
Thanks, larkspur. I have noticed your appreciation smilies and enjoyed the fact I gave you a chuckle.
Regarding funny and smilies, can I plug my happiest moment?
see post#9
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=56021Ok, you're in, but we'll need to see continued funny posts if you're going to make it into the finals.
(or you can just send lots of dark Belgian chocolate to Evo)
I nominate Cyrus. :cool:
He helped me with my French class:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=121536
and remember when we built the PF neighborhood and Cyrus Oil moved in?
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=104835
PF Street
http://www.drawahouse.com/streets/PF-Street/
..whoa whoa whoa..... I'm the guy that everyone hates and argues with, not the class clown. You can nominate me for the A-hole award. :approve:
larkspur
Oct3-06, 04:48 PM
Yes, I don't remember ever seeing a cat as determined to retrieve the contents of its litter tray. Usually they want little else to do with it.
The kitty is still doing that every time the litterbox starts to self clean......:uhh:
Moonbear
Oct3-06, 04:50 PM
..whoa whoa whoa..... I'm the guy that everyone hates and argues with, not the class clown.
Anyone who hangs around GD as much as you do is bound to get a little funny. :biggrin:
Evo, haven't you memorized the codes for all the smilies yet?! :rofl: It must get boring sitting around in one spot all day, every day, just waiting for people to poke you in the nose with their pointers. :uhh:
Pythagorean
Oct3-06, 05:38 PM
stop this tomfoolery, the internet is serious business
stop this tomfoolery, the internet is serious businessYeah let's spank the next person to act up. :grumpy:
By the way, if it looks like I am trolling for a nomination, I'm not. Haven't been around way too long (have been around way too little?). I'm just here to honk people off. :biggrin:
Ut oh. I think I was the next person to act up. Pythagorean is going to be trying to spank me. :surprised
I actually had to correct the spelling three times on that last post. I kept saving it then spotting another error. :yuck:
Ut oh. I think I was the next person to act up. Pythagorean is going to be trying to spank me.
Damn you, Charlie Brown! I wanted that spanking. :grumpy:
Astronuc
Oct3-06, 08:55 PM
..whoa whoa whoa..... I'm the guy that everyone hates and argues with, not the class clown. You can nominate me for the A-hole award. :approve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppK6sxz6epk :rofl:
:rofl:
Thanks, Astro... I'd forgotten about that one.
Damn you, Charlie Brown! I wanted that spanking. :grumpy:
I'm sure that if you are patient, Pythagorean will be happy to smack your ornery (or is it horny?) bottom as well. :approve:
ornery (or is it horny?)
Both, actually.
Thanks for the encouragement. You're a pal. :smile:
Both, actually.
Thanks for the encouragement. You're a pal. :smile:
Have you noticed that Pythagorean has disappeared since I suggested the whole, fluffing of the offender's "fleshy built in chair cushions" anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppK6sxz6epk :rofl:Great sketch, very reminiscent of some P&WA threads.
Astronuc
Oct4-06, 10:42 AM
Great sketch, very reminiscent of some P&WA threads. I was thinking the same thing. :rofl:
Math Is Hard
Oct4-06, 10:48 AM
Great sketch, very reminiscent of some P&WA threads.
NO, it isn't.
Great sketch, very reminiscent of some P&WA threads.No it doesnt :tongue2:
I was thinking the same thing. :rofl:I initially thought it was reminiscent of Israeli beaurocracy but the secretary was too polite.
NO, it isn't.
Ah you beat me! Or did you?
No it doesnt :tongue2:Heheh what a heterogenously minded population this is...
Math Is Hard
Oct4-06, 10:54 AM
Ah you beat me! Or did you?
I did not! wait.. :confused:
Math Is Hard
Oct4-06, 10:55 AM
Heheh what a heterogenously minded population this is...
we're almost a "collective". resistance is futile.
we're almost a "collective". resistance is futile.You can count on me to always disagree on something. :tongue:
Heheh what a heterogenously minded population this is...
yes we arent
yes we arentI'm waiting for you to rebutt my "Rabbit season!" comment! :mad:
Rabbit season!
Duck Season!
Math Is Hard
Oct4-06, 11:22 AM
I'm waiting for you to rebutt my "Rabbit season!" comment! :mad:
I say it's DUCK season, and I say...fire!
Math Is Hard
Oct4-06, 11:23 AM
oops - Artman beat me.:redface:
DD- Shoot him now.
BB- He doesn't have to shoot you now.
DD- Yes he does! I demand you shoot me now!
EF- BANG
DD- (rearranging beak) Hmm, pronoun trouble.
I'm hunting Elmah's huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppK6sxz6epk :rofl:
I used to work there, until the fired me for complaining too much...:rolleyes:
I used to work there:
Did you get paid by the hour or by the pound?
Pythagorean
Oct5-06, 12:31 AM
I'm sure that if you are patient, Pythagorean will be happy to smack your ornery (or is it horny?) bottom as well. :approve:
wait a minute, I'm spanking people?
do I get to charge a fee?
wait a minute, I'm spanking people?
do I get to charge a fee?
Charge Danger whatever you want, I think he'll pay it. He'd at least expect you to recover your expenses. Riding crops, black leather chaps, rubber gloves, slip-n-slides, whipped cream, week long rental for a sheep costume aren't cheap you know...:uhh: or so I've been told. :blushing:
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