Did you ever notice...

[Artman]

Did you ever notice...

that it always seems to rain on the night you put your trash or recyclables out? I always feel sorry for the people that have to collect them.

Anyone else have any not-so-scientific observations?

[jimmy p]

when you say something like "it's BOUND to rain today" it doesnt. It just looks overcast and threatens to rain..

OR you think "ooh, its sunny this morning, i wont need my raincoat", then as soon as you go out, it pisses down ALL day... bloody England.

[Evo]

When you decide to drive at night in a see-thru nightgown, you will get in a wreck. Not me...my girlfriend. I only wear non see-thru nightgowns when I drive. :biggrin:

[jimmy p]

When you know an important parcel/person is going to be at your house in the morning, and you wait for ages for it, and then when you take a shower, the postie/person rings the bell. The amount of times i have scared the postman by answering the door dripping wet with a towel round my waist....

[ShawnD]

OR you think "ooh, its sunny this morning, i wont need my raincoat", then as soon as you go out, it pisses down ALL day... bloody England.

lol poor you. Where I live, it's very easy to smell when it is about to rain.

[Artman]

When you decide to drive at night in a see-thru nightgown, you will get in a wreck. Not me...my girlfriend. I only wear non see-thru nightgowns when I drive. :biggrin:

First of all, I hope she wasn't seriously injured. Second, did she have a coat or anything to cover up with? :eek: Details, we need details! :eek: :biggrin:

Did you ever notice that someone will start an interesting story and then leave you hanging for the details!! :biggrin:

[Evo]

First of all, I hope she wasn't seriously injured. Second, did she have a coat or anything to cover up with? :eek: Details, we need details! :eek: :biggrin:

Did you ever notice that someone will start an interesting story and then leave you hanging for the details!! :biggrin:No injuries, it was pouring down rain and she skidded into a ditch. Nothing to cover up with, I don't think it was extremely see through, but bad enough.

Ever since that happened to her, I make sure that I am always dressed for a public audience when I get into the car.

[jimmy p]

if it were white then....

When you need something the most it is never there...

I also have a problem that i look at my watch at exactly the same time every day...11:11 am... it freaks me out so much.

[Imparcticle]

Ah, jimmy p, that can be easily explained by a phenomenon originating from your circadian clock.

My locker never opens when I'm in a bad mood.
When I think a day is going to be boring, it turns out to be good.
If I think a day is gonna be bad, its good (or rarely, its bad) and vice versa
When I think I'm going to be late for P.E., I'm always really early.

Like Newton said : for every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

[zoobyshoe]

When you decide to drive at night in a see-thru nightgown, you will get in a wreck. Not me...my girlfriend. I only wear non see-thru nightgowns when I drive. :biggrin:
They say it was just such an incident that cured J. Edgar Hoover of the see-thru nightgown habit.

[jimmy p]

Everytime i feel like being an *** and shake up my friend's beer, i alway give him the wrong one.... must be karma or something...

[Evo]

Everytime i feel like being an *** and shake up my friend's beer, i alway give him the wrong one.... must be karma or something...Don't ever try to poison someone dear. :eek:

[jimmy p]

what??? how does that poison people? if anything im poisoning myself...is that ok?

[Andy]

Yea thats fine jimmy

When everything seems to be going perfectly and couldnt be any better something always screws it up and makes everything real ****ty.

[pig]

I always seem to look at the VCR clock at exactly 0:00.. Even if it's daytime..

[Evo]

what??? how does that poison people? if anything im poisoning myself...is that ok?You didn't get it! If you end up drinking the beer you intended to give your friend...

[jimmy p]

I'm not mean enough to poison people's... but after Andy's comment i make an exception!!!

...well as long as I get the RIGHT ONE!

[Andy]

lol lol lol, thats the 10 characters.