Thread Killer Champions III

[yourdadonapogostick]

FranzBear (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689) lives again!

[Evo]

:uhh: Oh no....

Many of our new members don't know our deep, dark, secret... :blushing:

[yourdadonapogostick]

How can they not know?

[Evo]

How can they not know?They will now...

[yourdadonapogostick]

How could you keep it from them? It's immoral!

[Kurdt]

What the smeg is this thread about? :confused:

[yourdadonapogostick]

Franzbear will never die!

[Evo]

Oh, it was a dark time in PF history. The thread is actually hysterical. I kept pruning it, trying to keep it under 10,000 posts, but it was impossible. People would stay up all night postng in it.

You will find many deep, dark, secrets about some notable PF members in there. :biggrin:

Moonbear is the mother of a mutant immortal zombie named Franzbear, for example. The things his Uncle Artman used to do to try and kill him. :rofl: Those were the good ole days. <sniff>

[Kurdt]

I remember seeing it when tribdog first posted it but it was getting so many replies I was too lazy to keep up.

[yourdadonapogostick]

Oh, it was a dark time in PF history. The thread is actually hysterical. I kept pruning it, trying to keep it under 10,000 posts, but it was impossible. People would stay up all night postng in it.

You will find many deep, dark, secrets about some notable PF members in there. :biggrin:

Moonbear is the mother of a mutant immortal zombie named Franzbear, for example. The things his Uncle Artman used to do to try and kill him. :rofl: Those were the good ole days. <sniff>

How many kids did Franzbear have?

[Evo]

I think I killed them off and his teenage incarnation. I kept his sweet little boy side that was so trusting of his Uncle Artman.

[yourdadonapogostick]

Amazing. He so trusts Artman and he's still alive! Franzbear will NEVER die!

[Evo]

Amazing. He so trusts Artman and he's still alive! Franzbear will NEVER die!We certainly tried hard enough. :tongue2:

[glondor]

I guess I will have to read the thread to see what this is all about....

[yourdadonapogostick]

You must read it ALL!!!

muwahahaha

[Kurdt]

I thought I posted in it near the start, but obviously not. Unless Evo deleted it back in the day :tongue:

[yourdadonapogostick]

Evo did do a lot of trimming.....but never won.

[Moonbear]

:rofl: I saw this thread title and thought, "who resurrected this ancient thread, and didn't Evo lock it?" Pogo, where have you been...away mourning Franzbear's eventual demise?

[Evo]

It starts getting good at page 5.

[yourdadonapogostick]

:rofl: I saw this thread title and thought, "who resurrected this ancient thread, and didn't Evo lock it?" Pogo, where have you been...away mourning Franzbear's eventual demise?

I've been off working on a nuclear prototype. Long hours (12-14hr days with 7day weeks) of rotating shiftwork. I'm on leave now, so I have time to bring Franzbear back from the depths of PF's dark history. Franzbear will live forever.

[rocketboy]

way to go, i've spent the past 2 hrs reading the original TKC! I'm wondering when I posted in it, I think I was "quantum prodigy" back then but not sure about the time frames...

one thing is for sure, it is entertaining to re-read!

[yourdadonapogostick]

If Franzbear will die, it will be by my hands.

[rocketboy]

where's version 2 of TKC? I'd like to read that too...

[Moridin]

where's version 2 of TKC? I'd like to read that too...

See link in OP.

[yourdadonapogostick]

I thought I linked to the original. Oops.

[Math Jeans]

mmmmm. 704 pages. I dunno if I can read all of that.

As long as we are talking about dead threads, what happened to my "Emote Wars" threads?

Hmmm. Apparently kaisxuans killed the Caption Competition Thread. Thats gotta be worth like...5 points.

[Lisa!]

:uhh: :uhh: :uhh:

[yourdadonapogostick]

Lisa!

Now we just need yomamma and Artman and we'll be back in business.

[Evo]

I deleted the in between posting wars trying to get the last post in and tried to leave the "story lines" intact.

[Math Jeans]

Hmm. No posts for over 40 minutes. I think that Evo might have killed this one.

OH! I'm sorry.

[BobG]

I've been off working on a nuclear prototype.

Um :uhh:, um :uhh:, um :uhh:, um :eek:

This just might be the most frightening post I've ever read!

[Moridin]

Wonder if this will be as large? :rofl:

[Math Jeans]

No. Because I already won.

[Moridin]

No. Because I already won.

I must object to that hypothesis.

[yourdadonapogostick]

Um :uhh:, um :uhh:, um :uhh:, um :eek:

This just might be the most frightening post I've ever read!

I'm done with that now. I'm about to go work on a brand new reactor.

[Moridin]

I'm done with that now. I'm about to go work on a brand new reactor.

What happened to the first actor? :uhh:

[yourdadonapogostick]

It's shutdown undergoing routine maintenance at the moment.

[Moridin]

It's shutdown undergoing routine maintenance at the moment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer

?

[yourdadonapogostick]

I have orders to the PreCommissioning Unit George H W Bush. (http://www.cvn77.navy.mil/)

[Kurdt]

So who are the 2007 thread killers then?

[Math Jeans]

You were...an hour ago! ZING.

[yourdadonapogostick]

math, it's 2008

[Mk]

You can't say "who were the thread killers of 2008." It's a "look-back" type thing, you know?

[yourdadonapogostick]

but we all know it will be me.

[rocketboy]

whatever helps you sleep at night YDOAPS

[tribdog]

The problem with the thread killer thread is that everyone seems to overlook the sheer genius of the original post. It is a brilliant premise and I for one don't think people should get distracted by the next 700 pages of drivel.

[yourdadonapogostick]

Drivel? Oh, wait. Nevermind.

[Moridin]

Drivel? Oh, wait. Nevermind.

I'm afraid that I have to reject that hypothesis, yet again.

[Math Jeans]

Guess whose back! Don't even think about it.

[lisab]

Guess whose back! Don't even think about it.

How can I guess if I'm not allowed to think?

[Math Jeans]

How can I guess if I'm not allowed to think?

Exactly.

[rocketboy]

How can I guess if I'm not allowed to think?Exactly.

wow that is deep.

[Math Jeans]

wow that is deep.

Get over it. Mine.

[Mk]

Get over it. Mine.
Exactly.

[Math Jeans]

Exactly.

You will never defeat me!

[rocketboy]

I am still trying to determine why I keep posting in this thread. So far my best answer is "procrastinating more important things".

[Math Jeans]

I am still trying to determine why I keep posting in this thread. So far my best answer is "procrastinating more important things".

Meh. Its mine. Leave it alone.

[yourdadonapogostick]

What's yours?

[Math Jeans]

This thread.

[lisab]

Jeans, give it up!

[yourdadonapogostick]

I don't think so. You don't know Franzbear well enough.

[lisab]

Now wait, I thought Franzbear was no longer with us....

[yourdadonapogostick]

Franzbear is immortal!

[Evo]

Now wait, I thought Franzbear was no longer with us....Franzbear is immortal.

Edit:I guess I waited too long to hit the post reply button.

[Kurdt]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

http://images.neopets.com/nq2/m/m1037_74b3f.gif

[Moridin]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

http://images.neopets.com/nq2/m/m1037_74b3f.gif

That's aggravated assault. Now apologize or I am force to file an official grievance at the State Department.

[rocketboy]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

http://images.neopets.com/nq2/m/m1037_74b3f.gif

LOL

this post is too short...

[yourdadonapogostick]

Thou shalt make no image of Franzbear!

[Moridin]

Thou shalt make no image of Franzbear!

Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear]. [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear] is registrated trademark of [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear] inc. All rights reserved.

[Mk]

[This post has been removed due to copyright infringement claims by the Church of Franzbear]

[rocketboy]

This post has not been removed... yet. (crabcakes evo? i read somewhere you liked those...)

[Evo]

And I heard that you managed to avoid being fishwhacked. :grumpy: The sisters are going to have to start tracking down members that slipped through the fish gauntlet.

<WHAM>

Trout!

Send me crabcakes!!!!

[Lisa!]

I think it's the best time to lock this thread, Evo!o:)

Have you received your Teddy Ruxpin?

[Danger]

Only the goddess Evo can determine when the time is right. I figure that this one is good for at least 2,000 posts.

[Evo]

I think it's the best time to lock this thread, Evo!o:)

Have you received your Teddy Ruxpin? :cry: I never got a Teddy Ruxpin.

I think perhaps the killer of this thread might be the one that sends me a Ruxpin and crabcakes. :approve:

[Danger]

I think perhaps the killer of this thread might be the one that sends me a Ruxpin and crabcakes. :approve:

Would you settle for a crabby old guy in a Teddy costume?

[Evo]

Would you settle for a crabby old guy in a Teddy costume?:!!) Yes, yes, I would!!

[Kurdt]

Did you not like the Franzbear teddy Evo? That looks crabby.

[Evo]

Did you not like the Franzbear teddy Evo? That looks crabby.I loved the franzbear teddy! Bring it on over! You don't eat crabcakes, do you? Good, more for me. :approve:

[Moonbear]

Franzbear's teddy? Has my little boy become a transvestite now? *sigh* Oh well, I think he's experimented with just about everything else, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me sets fire to Franzbear's teddy

[Kurdt]

Its not Franzbear's teddy. It is Franzbear! :tongue:

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me sets fire to Kurdt as punishment for blasphemy

[Kurdt]

I wear fireproof racing overalls.

[Danger]

I wear fireproof racing overalls.

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

[rocketboy]

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

there are some things that racing coveralls just can't cope with.

[Moonbear]

Oh no! It's happened again. I really need to get better protection for my computers. There was this minor mishap in chat today, and behold, Franzbear has a half sister..Astromoon! :redface: :uhh:

[yourdadonapogostick]

Oh noes! PF is DOOMED!!!!11one11!1

[Moonbear]

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

As long as it isn't Underoos.

[Kurdt]

I'm English, we're all curryaholics :biggrin:

[tribdog]

I'm English, we're all curryaholics :biggrin:

Really? I thought you were catholics.

[rocketboy]

*grabs thread*

"Fetch!"

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me kills rocketboy and sets fire to FranzBear

[jim mcnamara]

This looks like some threads back in the mid 90's on some programming fora.

This googles up for 'franzbear' and aside from incredible viscosity it ain't all that bad...

http://thegoodnessoflife.com/
franzbear lives... in a slow moving world.

PS: this thing goes on and on.......... fair warning.

[lisab]

PS: this thing goes on and on.......... fair warning.

Jeez, no kidding. It needs a "OK, OK! Now speed the hell up and get on with it!" button.

I kept waiting for a scary face to pop up :surprised !

[yourdadonapogostick]

I got bored after 10 seconds.

[Artman]

Franzbear's teddy? Has my little boy become a transvestite now? *sigh* Oh well, I think he's experimented with just about everything else, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Sigh. I leave here for just a little while :uhh: and when I come back, Franzbear is a transvestite! He obviously needs to spend more time with a male role model, like his Uncle Artman.

(Artman dons his psycho mother nightgown)

Franzbear needs a little camping trip into the woods. :wink: It should be fun. o:)

[Moonbear]

Welcome back, Artman!!!! Where have you been hiding? One of those LONG camping trips with Franzbear? If you're going to take him into the woods, make sure he's wearing his bear suit...the one covered in strips of bacon. :approve:

[Artman]

Welcome back, Artman!!!! Where have you been hiding? One of those LONG camping trips with Franzbear? If you're going to take him into the woods, make sure he's wearing his bear suit...the one covered in strips of bacon. :approve:Thank you for the welcome back. I've just been doing more writing than anything lately.

Franzbear is wearing his bear suit covered with bacon, and we're first going to go search for honey, so we've also smeared it with maple syrup and sprinkled it with sugar and stuck flowers to it (bees like sweet things and flowers, so they should leave him alone, :uhh: right?) When we find a big hive, I'm going to let Franz have all the fun o:) and we'll set his bacon on fire to smoke out the bees, and send him in with a great big bucket to grab all the honey. :biggrin:




While I watch from a few miles away. So as not to disturb the bees. o:)

[Evo]

Thank you for the welcome back. I've just been doing more writing than anything lately.

Franzbear is wearing his bear suit covered with bacon, and we're first going to go search for honey, so we've also smeared it with maple syrup and sprinkled it with sugar and stuck flowers to it (bees like sweet things and flowers, so they should leave him alone, :uhh: right?) When we find a big hive, I'm going to let Franz have all the fun o:) and we'll set his bacon on fire to smoke out the bees, and send him in with a great big bucket to grab all the honey. :biggrin:




While I watch from a few miles away. So as not to disturb the bees. o:) ARTMAN!!!! I know Franzbear is so thrilled to have his Uncle Artman back!! Sounds like he's already about to have another fun outing!! :biggrin:

[Artman]

ARTMAN!!!! I know Franzbear is so thrilled to have his Uncle Artman back!! Sounds like he's already about to have another fun outing!! :biggrin:Hi Evo! Franzbear is having a great time!

You know, that flaming bacon turned to hot grease and melted the sugar, syrup and flowers into a strange sort of hard peanut brittle like coating that all the bees have found their way inside somehow; :uhh: and somehow someone has covered the openings with more of the flaming candy stuff. :uhh:

He's having a bit of a run at the moment. I think he wants something to drink because he's yelling, "water! Where is some water!" Shame the nearest water is miles away.

[Evo]

Omg!!!! :rofl: Artman, I hope you plan on sticking around for awhile!!! I can't wait for more of the "Adventures of Franzbear".

[Artman]

He's running sort of stiff legged because the coating is hard. He should probably drop the honey bucket, but I think it's stuck to his hand and...

Uhh, Grizzly Bears like honey, don't they?

That would explain what's happening right now. Well, got to go!

[Moonbear]

I think he wants something to drink because he's yelling, "water! Where is some water!" Shame the nearest water is miles away.

Oh, there's closer water. A gorgeous waterfalls is just a short distance away.

Franzbear can just lean way out and get a nice drink of fresh water.

AAAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oops, I think I forgot to mention the slippery, moss-covered rocks and the 300' drop. :uhh:

[Artman]

Fortunately, his candy coating was strong enough for him to survive the fall by simply bouncing off the rocks below :approve: and we could resume our pleasant outing. :smile:

Franzbear just laid down on the ground to dry out a bit...

It's amazing how fast ants are. Isn't it? They sure do love wet flower, syrup-fried, sugar-coated-honey-drenched, bacon grease covered, fake bear fur. :smile:

[Evo]

For those of you that do not know - the following exchange between Moonbear and Artman, as regards Franzbear's adventures is something to sit back and behold. :approve:

Let the SAGA BEGIN!!!! :!!)

[Moonbear]

It's amazing how fast ants are. Isn't it? They sure do love wet flower, syrup-fried, sugar-coated-honey-drenched, bacon grease covered, fake bear fur. :smile:

Ooh, look! The red ants are winning! Oh, I guess Franzbear wasn't really that tired out afterall, he's up and running around again. Hmm...looks like some strange type of jumping jacks perhaps?

Oh, it seems the ants are stinging a bit. Well, I'll just pour some alcohol on the stings to keep them from getting infected. Oh, dear, there's a lot of them. Okay, I'll just pour the whole bottle over him. Now, Franzbear, go walk over to the campfire and dry off.

FWWOOOOOOOOOMPH
:surprised

Oops. :redface:

[Artman]

Quick! Back to the water to put out the fire!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oops. Who'd have thought there would be another 300 foot drop so close to the last one? :redface:

[Moonbear]

*Tosses Franzbear a line to help him out of the water*

THUNK.....gurgle gurgle gurgle bloop bloop bloop

Sorry, I only had the one with the anchor tied to it.

[Artman]

Also, it appears that the fire melted the coating again, making it quite sticky...

Franzbear has let go of the anchor line, but he seems to be stuck to the rocks at the bottom of the river...

I'm going to give him a few more hours, perhaps the cold water will reharden the coating and he will unstick...at least that is the hypothesis. :approve:

[Artman]

Franzbeaer has popped back up to the surface and he said he had time to compose a little note back home.

(To the tune of Camp Granada)

Hello Physics
Hello Forums
I'm in the forest
with uncle Artman.

It is neat here
under water
and Uncle Artman's
dressed up just like Psycho's Mother.
La, la, la.


The bacon's crispy
on my bear suit
and I discovered
a grizzly's sweet tooth!

Bees are stinging
inside the coating.
I'm just hoping
Uncle doesn't take me boating. :devil:
La, la, la.

Ants have chomped me
from top to tushy.
At the waterfall,
Moonbear got pushy!

See you shortly
if I survive.
With Uncle Artman
I'm lucky just to stay alive.
La, la, la.


Hmmm. Boating is not a bad idea. :devil: I mean, it should be fun. o:)