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cmdr_sponge
Jun21-03, 05:04 PM
just had this idea for a thread (actually i copied it from something that started in another thread).
who would win in a fight between batman and superman?
answer and another question if u wouldn't mind
Batman wins, hands down. He hits Superman with some kryptonite, and it is ovah.
How about Hulk vs Thor?
Thor's a god. (at least from Norse mythology) Hulk is a guy painted green. Go figure.
Zero vs Russ_watters?
(now let's see who can get here the fastest...)
That's easy...I win, of course!!
(Of course, he'll say I cheated and edited his posts so I win, but I would never do that...would I?!?)
Dissident Dan
Jun22-03, 04:49 PM
Christopher Reeves vs Stephen Hawking
eNtRopY
Jun22-03, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Dissident Dan
Christopher Reeves vs Stephen Hawking
In a wheelchair race, Stephen Hawking would win hands down.
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eNtRopY
Jun22-03, 04:55 PM
Jenny McCarthy vs Pamela Anderson in a cat fight... involving mud of course?
eNtRopY
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Jenny McCarthy vs Pamela Anderson in a cat fight... involving mud of course?
eNtRopY
First you'd have to define "winning", as I think the real winners are in the audience [6)].
Who'd win between Spiderman and Magneto (please remember that Magneto needn't be able to move his body, in order to move metal)?
Originally posted by Mentat
First you'd have to define "winning", as I think the real winners are in the audience [6)].
Who'd win between Spiderman and Magneto (please remember that Magneto needn't be able to move his body, in order to move metal)?
I'd say Spidey by a hair...he's a scientific genius, and he'd figure out a way to negate Magneto's superior power.
Originally posted by Zero
I'd say Spidey by a hair...he's a scientific genius, and he'd figure out a way to negate Magneto's superior power.
Probably.
So what's your next question?
eNtRopY
Jun23-03, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Mentat
So what's your next question?
The Bad News Bears versus the Detroit Tigers?
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cmdr_sponge
Jun25-03, 01:02 PM
who?
pot noddles vs. baked beans
Pot noodle all the way!
Mario or Sonic?
megashawn
Jun25-03, 06:35 PM
I may be biased, but I'd have to vote mario.
How about, Bill Clinton vs Lil Bush?
Dissident Dan
Jun25-03, 08:14 PM
Well, bush jr is pretty fit, so, unless Clinto confuses him with his charm, i'd say that it's bush, as much as I hate to admit it....
Steve Erkel vs Screech (from Saved By The Bell)
Tom Mattson
Jun25-03, 08:17 PM
Erkel. He's not a geek in real life, and Screech is.
Alien or Predator?
Greg Bernhardt
Jun25-03, 08:22 PM
Alien or Predator?
If It's one on one, the predator will easily kill the alien. The only time predators have problems is when they are swarmed. Atleast this is how it works in the books.
Robin Hood or Zoro?
Tom Mattson
Jun25-03, 08:58 PM
Ooooh, that's a toughie. "The Man in Tights" vs. "The Gay Blade". Hmmm... Well, between the two of them, I go for Robin Hood. Let Zorro try to carve a "Z" in Robin's arrow.
Wladimir or Vitaly?
(Klitschko, that is)
Originally posted by Tom
Ooooh, that's a toughie. "The Man in Tights" vs. "The Gay Blade". Hmmm... Well, between the two of them, I go for Robin Hood. Let Zorro try to carve a "Z" in Robin's arrow.
Wladimir or Vitaly?
(Klitschko, that is)
We'll never know, they promised their Momma not to fight each other[;)]
Hillary or Laura?
Dissident Dan
Jun26-03, 12:53 AM
Hillary--she's a politician, come on. She knows how to fight dirty.
The Quake/Doom Guy vs Duke Nukem
Greg Bernhardt
Jun26-03, 01:25 AM
Duke Nukem is one cool dude!
Koolaide guy or the lucky charms leprechan?
Koolaid guy busts through walls...he'd murdalize the leprechaun!
Joe Camel of the Marlboro Man?
eNtRopY
Jun26-03, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Zero
Joe Camel of the Marlboro Man?
Joe Camel based on stamina. The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer; Joe Camel is still enjoying the smooth taste of fine American tobacco.
The Cure versus DePeche Mode?
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Tom Mattson
Jun26-03, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Joe Camel based on stamina. The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer; Joe Camel is still enjoying the smooth taste of fine American tobacco.
Actually, it's a "domestic and Turkish blend", according to the box.
The Cure versus DePeche Mode?
It would end in a draw, and they would end up doing each other's hair.
Mr. Clean or Brawny Paper Towel Man?
Mr. Clean seems all show and no go, what's up with his ear ring? The Brawny man looks rugged like he's wrestled a few bears in his life. I say Brawny man.
Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen? =]
Gee that's a tough one.... what if we can't tell them apart? [;)]
Here's an interesting one.... Jennifer Granholm or Tom Daschle?
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Jenny McCarthy vs Pamela Anderson in a cat fight... involving mud of course?
eNtRopY
Either of them could whip up on me with those big boobs and tight buns. HE! HE! HE! maybe I could give them a lil Dxtra to remember whose king of the ring!
Dx [;)]
cmdr_sponge
Jun28-03, 05:06 PM
pepsi vs coke
On Radioactive Waves
Jun29-03, 02:27 AM
Coke wins hands down, if its "original" formula.
The crackpots at Sciforums vs. the Physicsforums crackpots?
Ivan Seeking
Jun29-03, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by On Radioactive Waves
Coke wins hands down, if its "original" formula.
The crackpots at Sciforums vs. the Physicsforums crackpots?
Physicsforums crackpots of course. Nobody is more dangerous than a group of physicists. [;)]
An irresistible force and an immovable object?
cmdr_sponge
Jun29-03, 04:59 PM
the irresistable force would attract the imovable object but seeing as it cant be moved the force would be attracted to it and the two would coalesce to form an irresistable imovable object, destroying the universe.
no winner
tom vs jerry
Another God
Jul1-03, 09:10 AM
Which one is the cat again? I vote for the cat. Stupid cartoons always get that wrong.
Edward Norton Vs Ghandi
cmdr_sponge
Jul1-03, 03:49 PM
ghandi cus he's due a violent outburst
kurt cobain vs john lennon
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
ghandi cus he's due a violent outburst
kurt cobain vs john lennon
Ah heck, their both dead, but I'll go for Cobain.
Dave Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.
Originally posted by Another God
Edward Norton Vs Ghandi
my, my! we do have a lot of Fight Club fans here. good to know it's accepted in such an intellectual community.
Another God
Jul1-03, 07:10 PM
Fight Club is an intellectual movie. It happens to be my favourite. Every line from that movie is quotable.
At the end of every fight nothing was solved...but then, nothing mattered...
Brilliant.
Originally posted by Another God
Fight Club is an intellectual movie. It happens to be my favourite. Every line from that movie is quotable.
At the end of every fight nothing was solved...but then, nothing mattered...
Brilliant.
as you can see, it is also one of my favorites. but i'm a little surprised it shows up all the way over there in syndey.
i espesially like the quote at the bottom of this post.
Originally posted by Another God
Edward Norton Vs Ghandi
and Ghandi would win. remember, skinny guys fight to the ticket. [:D]
Another God
Jul1-03, 08:25 PM
OK, go here to talk about fight club : http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1845&highlight=philosophy+of+movies
and lets get this thread back on topic...
Um, who would win between....
Maynard James Keenan Vs Trent Reznor
(TOOL) (NIN)
Originally posted by Another God
Maynard James Keenan Vs Trent Reznor
(TOOL) (NIN)
Since Maynard James Keenan and his suck @ss band A Perfect Circle opened for NIN on the Fragility tour, I think that even Maynard would realize that Trent Reznor kicks his @ss. I was at that show by the way; it was then that I had to come to grips with the fact that everything truly good was truly over.
Mr. Robin Parsons versus Wesley Willis?
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cmdr_sponge
Jul2-03, 01:06 PM
doesn't matter i'm sure he would win.
jupiter vs zues
Originally posted by Andy
Who's Wesley Willis?
http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php?band=wesleywillis
Apparently this page cannot be displayed so i will have to go for Wesley, will change the stipulation for this match up. Who would win in a Guitar playing contest between Slash and Buckethead?
Now try the link, and then tell me who would win in a sanity contest...
Mr. Robin Parsons or Wesley Willis?
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cmdr_sponge
Jul2-03, 03:52 PM
after reading that link i think that wesley would win on both counts (fight and sanity)
( a ) cus he's used to headbutting people
and
( b ) parsons writes in pink
Yea Cos rob is a loser(to be blunt)
Who would win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash ( as long as Axl turns up that is)
Originally posted by Andy
Yea Cos rob is a loser(to be blunt)
Who would win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash ( as long as Axl turns up that is)
Axl because Slash went to the famous 90210 high school, and anyone who does that inheres wussiness.
David Spade versus Hanson?
eNtRopY
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Axl because Slash went to the famous 90210 high school, and anyone who does that inheres wussiness.
David Spade versus Hanson?
eNtRopY
Well, that'd be three total wussies versus one very funny weakling (no offense to David Spade (JOE DIRT RULES! [:D])), so I'd have to say Hanson would eventually b****-slap him into submission.
NightCrawler vs. the twins from The Matrix: Reloaded.
Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,
Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?
Originally posted by Andy
Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,
Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?
That's like asking Dr. Jekyl vs. Mr. Hyde... or the narrator of Fight Club vs. Tyler Durden.
Well, probably Mrs. Parsons would still win.
Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?
eNtRopY
Tom Mattson
Jul4-03, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?
Gwen. That Courtney ho is to'-up-from-da-flo'-up.
Rambo vs. Commando?
Rambo, he is much more violent.
Clapton or Hendrix in a Guitar playing contest?
The Grimmus
Jul4-03, 10:08 PM
hendrix seems more intese of the two and could appeal to more people so i will go with hendrix becuase he oculd alwasy break claptons hands
A plasma ball or a dog glued to a car driven by a banana
cmdr_sponge
Jul5-03, 10:21 AM
what type of plasma and what breed of dog?
6 vs 7
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
6 vs 7
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)
the [a)] simile vs. the [s(] simile?
Originally posted by maximus
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)
the [a)] simile vs. the [s(] simile?
Well, that depends, I mean [s(]'s got a lotta rage! [:D]
David Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.
cmdr_sponge
Jul6-03, 06:03 AM
rob zomibie cus his name is an anagram of mozbie robi a well known columbian drug lord.
minidisc's vs mp3's
On Radioactive Waves
Jul6-03, 05:07 PM
mp3 would give the minidisk a virus and cause it to die.
brewers yeast vs pussy
cmdr_sponge
Jul7-03, 12:41 PM
i dont even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does pussy mean the same thing in america)
uncle sam vs. brittania
Ivan Seeking
Jul7-03, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
i dont even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does pussy mean the same thing in america)
uncle sam vs. brittania
I think we already tried that one; in 1776. [:D]
Bush Sr. and Margaret Thatcher?
I think we already tried that one; in 1776.
I do beleive that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.
Maggie all the way! All Bushes are wimps.
Jaws Versus Moby Dick?
Ivan Seeking
Jul7-03, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Andy
I do beleive that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.
That would be the British point of view. For Americans, Uncle Sam was born on 7/4/1776. [:D]
cmdr_sponge
Jul7-03, 03:48 PM
so by definition he could not have beaten britannia
If we get into this debate then we will get this thread locked as well.
cmdr_sponge
Jul7-03, 04:47 PM
k then back on topic... um moby dick would win cus theres more of him, although jaws does keep comin back...
frodo vs harry potter
Guybrush Threepwood
Jul8-03, 02:09 AM
Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)
JLo vs. Beyonce?[6)] [6)]
Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood
Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)
JLo vs. Beyonce?[6)] [6)]
Beyonce, no doubt (though there are specific contests where JLo would prove superior [;)]).
Daredevil or The Hulk?
The Hulk because he Goes SMASH! and he has a much better soundtrack to his film.
Bruce Lee or Jet Li?
cmdr_sponge
Jul8-03, 01:02 PM
dont be stupid , jet li only does gymnastics, not that i'd want to get in a fight with him. bruce lee is far more accomplished. mind u he is dead.
yoda vs the emporer
yoda, the emporer would break his back trying to get down to his level.
Barbie Versus Sindy?
Originally posted by Andy
Barbie Versus Sindy?
what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.
einstein vs. newton?
Originally posted by maximus
what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.
einstein vs. newton?
Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.
Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?
eNtRopY
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.
Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?
eNtRopY
That depends on the contest. In an actual fight, Uma wouldn't stand a chance (seriously, have you seen "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?), but...[:)]
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li?
Jet Li all the way, he is too quick for Jackie Chan
Rolling stones or the Beatles?
cmdr_sponge
Jul10-03, 01:40 PM
beatles are better but remeber this is about fights. even tho they're scousers they are pussies.
cmdr_sponge
Jul13-03, 06:47 AM
god vs satan
eNtRopY
Jul13-03, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
god vs satan
Obviously God would win.
cmdr_sponge and Andy in a tag team match against Scott Baio and Willie Aames?
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cmdr_sponge
Jul13-03, 08:52 AM
why would god win?
cmdr_sponge and Andy in a tag team match against Scott Baio and Willie Aames?
eNtRopY
thats just a none contest, we are undefeated rulers of the known and unknown universe.
Who would win between entropy and Rob.
eNtRopY
Jul14-03, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Andy
thats just a none contest, we are undefeated rulers of the known and unknown universe.
Who would win between entropy and Rob.
Well, I'm pretty sure I would win as long as he stays Rob while we fight. If he becomes Mrs. Robin Parsons or Mr. Robin Parsons, Jr. ... well, let's just say that's another story.
Captain Kirk versus Spock?
eNtRopY
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
god vs satan
Just a matter of time before somebody asked that one.
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Well, I'm pretty sure I would win as long as he stays Rob while we fight. If he becomes Mrs. Robin Parsons or Mr. Robin Parsons, Jr. ... well, let's just say that's another story.
Captain Kirk versus Spock?
eNtRopY
Kirk was a total wuss, but he'd probably still beat Spock, who'd end up crying like a baby (that's right, he does have emotion, and he (along with the rest of the Vulcans) make it perfectly obvious.
Jet Li versus Neo (and I do mean Neo, not Keanu)?
eNtRopY
Jul14-03, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Mentat
Kirk was a total wuss, but he'd probably still beat Spock, who'd end up crying like a baby (that's right, he does have emotion, and he (along with the rest of the Vulcans) make it perfectly obvious.
Jet Li versus Neo (and I do mean Neo, not Keanu)?
That's like asking Christopher Reeves vs Batman. Obviously Neo would win since Jet Li is just an overrated actor.
Conan O'Brien vs David Letterman in a comedy showdown?
eNtRopY
Originally posted by eNtRopY
That's like asking Christopher Reeves vs Batman. Obviously Neo would win since Jet Li is just an ove actor.
Conan O'Brien vs David Letterman in a comedy showdown?
eNtRopY
Personally, I prefer Conan O'Brien.
Alright, The One (which is Jet Li's character in the movie called "The One") after having killed all of the other versions of himself vs. Neo?
Havent seen "the one" but Neo is a pussy and Jet Li is a Kung Fu God!
Google V Yahoo?
On Radioactive Waves
Jul15-03, 02:55 AM
google, because yahoo has 2 O's and a google has 100.
Liquid Helium vs Thermite
Depends what type of termite it is!
Who would win in a fight between Jerry springer (does anybody remember him?) and Oprah Winfrey(does anyone remember her?)?
Originally posted by Andy
Depends what type of termite it is!
Who would win in a fight between Jerry springer (does anybody remember him?) and Oprah Winfrey(does anyone remember her?)?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jean Grey vs. Storm?
Jean was the psychic wasnt she? if so then she would lose cos storm would zap her *** with a lightning bolt and fry her stupid little brain!
The Astronomy section or the Physics section?
cmdr_sponge
Jul18-03, 02:49 PM
thats like asking brown bread vs white bread. physics all the way tho.
brown bread vs. white bread
Ivan Seeking
Jul18-03, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
thats like asking brown bread vs white bread. physics all the way tho.
brown bread vs. white bread
Brown bread. It has more substance.
love and hate?
Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Brown bread. It has more substance.
love and hate?
That truly depends on how many choose love, and how many choose hate. They are equally powerful (IMO).
Digimon vs. Pokemon?
cmdr_sponge
Jul18-03, 04:57 PM
neither they're both dead.
light vs dark
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
neither they're both dead.
light vs dark
Dark, 'cause it's easier to make [:D].
Sherlock Holmes vs. Monk?
Monk cos you would never get anything outta him.
[:)] V [s(] ?
Originally posted by Andy
Monk cos you would never get anything outta him.
[:)] V [s(] ?
It's a tie. You see, [:D] would come in with his buddies, [a)] and[:))] to help out [:)]. Then [s(] would get his buddies, [:(], [:((], and [g)]. [6)] would just laugh at them. [o)] and [8)] would be the nervous spectators. [;)] is on both sides...doesn't he just look suspicious? [t)] is a wuss, and wouldn't make a difference, even if he did come into the fight.
Anyway, Peter Parker (before he was Spiderman) or the guy from "The Hulk", before he was the Hulk?
The Guy before he was the Hulk because peter parker was a nerd!
Data from star trek or C3PO?
cmdr_sponge
Jul20-03, 11:03 AM
data cus c3po is gay.
mr brown vs. mr pink
eNtRopY
Jul20-03, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
mr brown vs. mr pink
Mr. Pink... Steve Buscemi rules! Didn't you see him almost kick somebody's *** in Ghost World?
Rosie O'Donnell vs Rosanne Barr in a sweat hog contest?
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einsteinian77
Jul20-03, 09:23 PM
what are you doing here????
cmdr_sponge
Jul21-03, 01:41 PM
well i dunno but just on impulse i'd have to go for what (its got more power)
USA vs North Korea
North Korea all the way!
SUV or Family salloon?
cmdr_sponge
Jul24-03, 04:59 PM
SUV would just go straight thro the family sallon in a head to head, especially if it had bull bars. it's been proven.
hamsters vs. gerbils
quantum
Jul27-03, 05:54 PM
Gerbils... They're just too cute not to win!
Metal vs. Rap?
No contest there metal all the way.
Kerrang or Rolling stone magazine?
cmdr_sponge
Jul29-03, 02:21 PM
NME (new musical express for those of u who dont know)
TV vs Cinema
Guybrush Threepwood
Jul30-03, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
TV vs Cinema
TV cause they will go 3D faster
Matrix vs. Trinity [6)]
Dooga Blackrazor
May14-04, 10:08 PM
Yoda
Apple Juice vs Orange Juice
Math Is Hard
May14-04, 10:18 PM
Orange Juice. It's more acidic.
My mama vs. yo' mama?
My mama :biggrin:
Jason Voorhees vs The Predator
zoobyshoe
May15-04, 05:11 PM
Jason
Detective Sipowicz vs. Dirty Harry?
Ebolamonk3y
May15-04, 05:16 PM
Evo vs. Monique
zoobyshoe
May15-04, 05:19 PM
I said "Detective Sipowicz vs Dirty Harry?."
jimmy p
May15-04, 06:41 PM
Dirty Harry cos he DOES feel lucky
Hannibal (the Carthaginian general NOT the cannibal) vs. Genghis Khan
zoobyshoe
May16-04, 05:53 AM
Genghis Khan, because he wouldn't be slipping on elephant droppings every time he bivouwacked.
Now we can return to:
Evo vs Monique
They are both too cute to fight.
Mick Jagger or Paul Mcartney?
jimmy p
May16-04, 04:39 PM
Mick Jagger.
A bee in a woolen jumpsuit or a moth?
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