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Antimatter
Jul13-04, 07:06 AM
Just to lighten up a little:

A Constant Function and an Exponential Function are walking through the forest. Suddenly, through the dense bushes, they see a Derivative walking around. The Constant Function hurries to hide behind a tree in anxiety.
Exponential: "What's wrong?"
Constant: "If that derivative gets hold of me, I'll disappear!"
Exponential: "Don't worry, he doesn't affect me, let me take care of him"
The Exponential comes up to the Derivative starting off:
"Hi, I'm exp(x)"
Derivative: "Nice to meet you, I'm d/dy"

:rofl:

fourier jr
Jul13-04, 11:34 AM
that's soooooo terrible.... :yuck:

xenogizmo
Jul13-04, 02:29 PM
Dude! Seriously, that is weak! :bugeye: Doesnt classify as a joke as far as I'm concerned :grumpy:

Hurkyl
Jul13-04, 05:47 PM
It's funnier if you've heard the "normal" joke involving e^x and a derivative. :smile:

chroot
Jul13-04, 06:19 PM
There is one, and only one, funny math joke:

Q: How did the mathematician deal with constipation?






A: He worked it out with a pencil.

- Warren

Gokul43201
Jul13-04, 06:48 PM
That's half funny and half gross... so it's 72.5 !

gazzo
Jul14-04, 05:53 AM
haha. maths 99% bad humour :P

Gza
Jul14-04, 01:56 PM
And god forbid another engineer, physicist and mathematician joke. :rolleyes: