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Topher925
May12-10, 03:07 PM
If someone wrote down a statement saying "I'm using the principal of occam's razor, I am a genious in any given debate", would you laugh? Apparently this is suppose to be a really funny joke according to my friends but I just don't get it and they won't explain it to me either. :frown:
If someone wrote down a statement saying "I'm using the principal of occam's razor, I am a genious in any given debate", would you laugh? Apparently this is suppose to be a really funny joke according to my friends but I just don't get it and they won't explain it to me either. :frown:
I guess I am dumb too. I don't see the funny. Does that make you feel better?
leroyjenkens
May12-10, 03:33 PM
Maybe it has something to do with genius being spelled wrong.
EnumaElish
May12-10, 03:34 PM
Or "principle."
Topher925
May12-10, 04:06 PM
I noticed that too but apparently there's something else funny about it.
Klockan3
May12-10, 04:17 PM
The simplest solution for me is that I am always right, I think that it has something to do with that.
EnumaElish
May12-10, 04:20 PM
Your friends might be thinking that the expression "I am a genius in any given debate" is awkwardly phrased. To me it doesn't sound especially funny.
If someone wrote down a statement saying "I'm using the principal of occam's razor, I am a genious in any given debate", would you laugh? Apparently this is suppose to be a really funny joke according to my friends but I just don't get it and they won't explain it to me either. :frown:
You either need:
better friends, or
to drink more when your current friends tell jokes.
I think that's what he meant:
http://dprice218.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/chickenrazor.jpg
Topher925
May12-10, 05:37 PM
You either need:
better friends, or
to drink more when your current friends tell jokes.
Yes, possibly both.
I think that's what he meant:
This very well could be what she meant. I think the joke is a lot funnier with the picture. I'll have to ask her to see if thats what she meant.
leroyjenkens
May12-10, 05:56 PM
Still not funny. I think they're just trying to sound smart by acting perplexed at the idea that someone doesn't understand it.
Sometimes when people hear a joke like that, they'll act like it's way funnier than it really is, to make sure everyone knows that they understood the joke, and then act like it's hard to believe anyone else couldn't get it, to make it look like for them to understand it was an easy task.
"I'm using the principal of occam's razor, I am a genious in any given debate:
Mmmm......I get it, but that's not very funny.
GeorginaS
May12-10, 10:35 PM
If I were guessing at the line with two obvious typos, I'd think they were suggesting that they're suggesting that they're deploying the simplest and therefore most obvious idea and that's that they're a genius at debate. Therefore, I dunno, any resistance or argument with them is futile? Why bother arguing with them when it's point-blank they're always right? Something like that?
Proton Soup
May12-10, 10:48 PM
eh, because by using occam's razor, one would naturally conclude that one is NOT a genius in any given debate ?
eh, because by using occam's razor, one would naturally conclude that one is NOT a genius in any given debate ?
Yeah I guess, but...humor fail.
SticksandStones
May12-10, 11:13 PM
Being totally serious here: stop hanging out with other nerds. I can't stand to be around people like me. They make jokes like this and then I have to go drink until I don't remember it.
TheStatutoryApe
May12-10, 11:51 PM
Still not funny. I think they're just trying to sound smart by acting perplexed at the idea that someone doesn't understand it.
Sometimes when people hear a joke like that, they'll act like it's way funnier than it really is, to make sure everyone knows that they understood the joke, and then act like it's hard to believe anyone else couldn't get it, to make it look like for them to understand it was an easy task.
My friends and I are somewhat like this. We tell stupid jokes that most people are not likely to get. It then becomes even more funny because you just told a stupid joke and thought it was hilarious. Then your friend sees you laughing uncontrollably over a stupid joke and starts laughing at you for thinking it is so funny. Enter third person who has no idea what you two think is so funny which snow balls the hilarity and at which point you might tease more out of it by messing with the third person.
Personally I enjoy taking someone seriously when they tell a stupid joke. Its fun to watch them try to explain it and get frustrated.
sportsstar469
May16-10, 08:27 PM
If someone wrote down a statement saying "I'm using the principal of occam's razor, I am a genious in any given debate", would you laugh? Apparently this is suppose to be a really funny joke according to my friends but I just don't get it and they won't explain it to me either. :frown:
im not the brightest guy but i think its cause they spelled genius incorrectly. did they actually write the joke out to you? or is that how you personally spell genius? that's my take!
but what do i i know i have the spatial skills of a moron so idk =p.
sportsstar469
May16-10, 08:29 PM
I think that's what he meant:
http://dprice218.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/chickenrazor.jpg
i dont understand it? whos occam anyways?
diazona
May16-10, 08:33 PM
Occam is the guy who invented his razor, of course :wink:
Seriously though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_of_Ockham. And Occam's Razor is the principle/observation/theory that the simplest possible solution to any given problem is likely to be the right one.
Also, I'm reminded of http://xkcd.com/169/
GreatEscapist
May16-10, 08:42 PM
Guess what?
I'm so dumb, that, I was confused at the joke, and then the picture I guess was supposed to help.
*people on forum before pic*
"That's not funny"
*after pic*
"Ohhhhhh. That makes so much sense. still not funny"
*me, before and after*
"Um."
diazona
May16-10, 09:08 PM
I might be with you there... the picture was funny but with or without it, I don't get the joke.
GeorginaS
May16-10, 09:39 PM
Guess what?
I'm so dumb, that, I was confused at the joke, and then the picture I guess was supposed to help.
*people on forum before pic*
"That's not funny"
*after pic*
"Ohhhhhh. That makes so much sense. still not funny"
*me, before and after*
"Um."
Uh, yeah. The people who said it was comprehensible after the picture, weren't saying it was clearer because of the picture.
GreatEscapist
May16-10, 10:06 PM
Uh, yeah. The people who said it was comprehensible after the picture, weren't saying it was clearer because of the picture.
Well, whatever. :P
I dub this a dumb joke, since I don't get it. *puts a dumb joke stamp on it*
GeorginaS
May16-10, 10:51 PM
Well, whatever. :P
That is always such an excellent, award-winning come back. So neener neener to you too. :P
GreatEscapist
May16-10, 11:04 PM
That is always such an excellent, award-winning come back. So neener neener to you too. :P
Oh, it's a very clever comeback. Certainly the best.
Saladsamurai
May16-10, 11:31 PM
"It's just been revoked"
magpies
May16-10, 11:36 PM
It was probably funny because they were making fun of you and you didnt even notice... Nice friends btw.
Why am I so dumb?
Because you're so hot?:tongue2:
IcedEcliptic
May17-10, 10:26 AM
This is the proper response: http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/7049/stopnotbeingfunnysp3.jpg
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