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sandra16
Sep1-04, 02:18 AM
Hi all,
I am a nwebie for this forum....
Let me start with some goqd sense!
Try to answer this simple question without thinking much okay????
A father and a son are travelling in a car unfortunately the met with an accident. Father died on that spot but the son was carried to the hospital by the strangers!
But in the hospital seeing the boy doctor cries ' Oh! my son;!
how is this possible?
byee... :rolleyes:
Math Is Hard
Sep1-04, 02:48 AM
Sandra, welcome to PF. I bet you figured this one out right away, didn't you?
amwbonfire
Sep1-04, 02:54 AM
Howdy! Welcome to the PF forums!
Here's the answer (it's in white, so I don't spoil it. Highlight it to see)
ANSWER... The doctor is the boy's mother. You're sexist not to guess that! ...END OF ANSWER
:laughing:
Or the "father" could be a priest. Welcome sandra! Try the fish.
Gokul43201
Sep1-04, 08:19 AM
Or the boy could be that famous child actor from Hong Kong : Mai Sun. :biggrin:
Welcome to PF, Sandra ! Enjoy the ride. :smile: The fish isn't great...
humanino
Sep1-04, 08:28 AM
A father and a son...
It is not written "A father and his son..."
Maybe this just says that the guy who died has a son, maybe not his one.
But then, of course everybody is a daughter/son, so the story should have told "A father and a boy..." for instance.
Welcome to you Sandra ! Doubtlesly, you'll enjoy PF :wink:
Gokul43201
Sep1-04, 08:33 AM
And yes, we may all seem like idiots, initially. It takes a while before you realize that we're all really a bunch of very, very clever crustaceans !! :tongue:
Or the boy could be that famous child actor from Hong Kong : Mai Sun. :biggrin:
I like this, very clever Gokul43201.
Welcome Sandra! As you can see by the creative answers to your question, we are a strange lot. And judging by your question, you're going to fit right in. :laughing: :smile:
We are not strange, funny or unusual in anyway. :laughing: :smile: :mad: :approve: :bugeye: :tongue2: :cry: :uhh: :biggrin: :confused: :grumpy: :rolleyes: :redface: :wink: :yuck: :frown: :surprised :cool: :eek: :devil: :blushing: :zzz: :shy: :tongue: .........erm.......... well maybe we are.
Welcome Sandra.
Have fun here.
The Bob (2004 ©)
Welcome to the forum Sandra!!!!! :biggrin:
amwbonfire
Sep1-04, 06:50 PM
Um... where's my fish?!?
I didn't get fish when I joined!!! :cry:
Welcome to the PF! Oh wait, I already said that before... nevermind. :shy:
Moonbear
Sep1-04, 08:08 PM
Hi all,
I am a nwebie for this forum....
Hi sandra! Welcome to PF!!! Jump right in, the water's perfect, even if some keep insisting on distilling it :rofl:
Tom McCurdy
Sep1-04, 11:14 PM
Welcome Welcome
what is your specific area of interest in physics?
Um... where's my fish?!?
I didn't get fish when I joined!!! :cry:
Welcome to the PF! Oh wait, I already said that before... nevermind. :shy:Aw, sorry - shoves a fish into amwbonfire's harddrive. :biggrin:
amwbonfire
Sep2-04, 12:54 AM
Aww gee.
:rofl: You couldn't actually shove it into my hard drive - you'd have to open up the case first... which is screwed in. You'd also have to unscrew the harddrive... etc, etc.
But it's ok, I don't really like fish too much... :rolleyes:
Aww gee.
:rofl: You couldn't actually shove it into my hard drive - you'd have to open up the case first... which is screwed in. You'd also have to unscrew the harddrive... etc, etc.
But it's ok, I don't really like fish too much... :rolleyes:I have special powers. :biggrin:
Welcome to the Forums! The bathrooms are that way >>. And WATCH OUT FOR JIMMY! :biggrin:
Welcome to the Forums! The bathrooms are that way >>. And WATCH OUT FOR JIMMY! :biggrin:
Jimmy is fine. It is this family you need to watch out for. :devil: He He He He :biggrin:
The Bob (2004 ©)
Jimmy is fine. It is this family you need to watch out for. :devil: He He He He :biggrin:
The Bob (2004 ©)
At last!! someone who sticks up for me!! :biggrin:
Mental Note: A horse's head in Photon's bed tonight...
Mental Note: A horse's head in Photon's bed tonight...
Mental note: Stay up late cleaning the guns.
Mental note: Stay up late cleaning the guns.
Mental Note: Tell Photon and Jimmy P to stop Mental Noting
Mental Note 2: Stop it
The Bob (2004 ©)
Mental Note: Stay up late cleaning the guns.
Mental Note: Tell Photon and Jimmy P to stop Mental Noting
Mental Note 2: Stop it
The Bob (2004 ©)
Mental Note: Send The Bob to put the horses head in Photon's bed.
Mental Note: Send The Bob to put the horses head in Photon's bed.
What if I am a vegatarian???
The Bob (2004 ©)
amwbonfire
Sep6-04, 03:26 AM
Must... make... bob... and... jimmy... be... quiet...
:surprised
Must... make... bob... and... jimmy... be... quiet...
:surprised
Alright, Alright. :cry: LoL :biggrin:
The Bob (2004 ©)
I told you they were a strange lot.
Mental note: Don't piss off Jimmy (horse head in the bed would really rumble the sheets). Also, must keep an eye on The Bob and Photon.
Tom McCurdy
Sep6-04, 10:50 AM
Doesn't look like she has made any posts yet :(
humanino
Sep6-04, 11:29 AM
We scared her :devil:
Or : she is frozen in fascination by our posts :zzz:
Jump right in, the water's perfect, even if some keep insisting on distilling it
:rofl: :rofl:
Also, must keep an eye on The Bob and Photon.
Mental Note: A horse's head in Photon's bed tonight...
Two birds with one stone: Jimmy's head in Artman's bed tonight.
:rofl: :biggrin:
Two birds with one stone: Jimmy's head in Artman's bed tonight.
:rofl: :biggrin:
That's it. (in a dodgy Italian-American accent) You have dishonoured my family for long enough.
Time to send "the boys" to rearrange your body parts.
At last!! someone who sticks up for me!! :biggrin:
Mental Note: A horse's head in Photon's bed tonight...
You may have noticed, Jimmy, that it wasn't me who said that this time.
amwbonfire
Sep6-04, 11:01 PM
Rearrange his body parts? You're a sick, twisted individual. :surprised :uhh:
Don't worry Sandra, they scare me too.
But then...
Chaos. Disorder. Widespread panic. My work is done here.
That's it. (in a dodgy Italian-American accent) You have dishonoured my family for long enough.
Time to send "the boys" to rearrange your body parts.
Oh yeah? I'll set my dog on you! Rathma, sic him!
Right, so far:
The Bob was sent by Jimmy P to put a horses head in Photon's bed. Photon stayed up al night to clean his gun. Jimmy P's head was found in Artman's bed, put there by Photon. Artman was scared and fused with Jimmy P. Jimmy P then had revenge by sending 'the boys' (dodgy Italian-American accent) as his family was dishonoured and he send them to Photon's house to "rearrange his body parts." Photon has now got a dog called Rathma, who is ready to get Jimmy P and Artman combine.
That is the story so far, I think. :biggrin:
The Bob (2004 ©)
Two birds with one stone: Jimmy's head in Artman's bed tonight.
:rofl: :biggrin:
No! Not that!
Mental note: Must...keep...from...making...terrible...joke...ab out...any of jimmy's body parts being in my bed!
Mental note 2: Must remember to put on rubber sheets.
Mental note 3: Must...keep...from...making...terrible...joke...ab out...rubber... sheets!
Mental note: Must...keep...from...making...terrible...joke...ab out...any of jimmy's body parts being in my bed!
Mental note 2: Must remember to put on rubber sheets.
Mental note 3: Must...keep...from...making...terrible...joke...ab out...rubber... sheets!
Don't hurt yourself.
Your dog should be honored, Photon.
amwbonfire
Sep7-04, 06:43 PM
*Self Combusts*
:yuck:
Ok, Seriously, where is Sandra???
Anyone seen her or have we scared her???
The Bob (2004 ©)
I bet we scared her away already.
humanino
Sep8-04, 04:00 PM
I prefer to think she is frozen in fascination :wink:
Mental Note: fuse with more people.
Mental Note: Set my Tribdog on Rathma.
Mental Note: I scare away too many newbies.
Mental Note: I scare away too many newbies.
And here I was thinking it was me.
The Bob
Sep10-04, 02:53 AM
And here I was thinking it was me.
Well I think we can blame everyone here really. It is funny though. :biggrin: :rofl:
The Bob (2004 ©)
jimmy p
Sep10-04, 02:27 PM
Round of applause for everyone involved?
I do what I can. :approve:
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