Shame on you, Donald

[Math Is Hard]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/01/_pennsylvania_woman_who_claims.html

A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.

Disney must defend itself against April Magolon's claims that the character grabbed her breast and then joked about it as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park, reports The Associated Press.

Magolon, 27, of Upper Darby, claims the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries.

[nismaratwork]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/01/_pennsylvania_woman_who_claims.html

I'm not a woman, and I've never been groped against my will, but the idea of being pawed by a mascot costumed freak? I want to throw-up until I'm wearing my giblets for a hat! YECH. If a freaking Disney character gave someone the old, "honk honk", they should be executed by law... in costume.

[Math Is Hard]

I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic. :frown:

[Ivan Seeking]

It's like I always say, you can never trust a duck.

But still, "the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries".

Oh please! What a load of duck doo doo.

[Math Is Hard]

I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

[Ivan Seeking]

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.

[Math Is Hard]

Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.

I hope not. I got a huge bill for it.

[nismaratwork]

I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

:rofl:



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a thousand puns later...

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Ivan, MIH, for the love of whatever you believe in... please... no more... puns... *death rattle*























*quack**honk honk!* *quack* *quaaaaaaacckkcchhhh...

[Jimmy Snyder]

I was goosed by a duck once.
I was aped by a parrot.

[Ivan Seeking]

Uh oh, Nismar has gone Goofy on us.

[nismaratwork]

Uh oh, Nismar has gone Goofy on us.

I might be a little sleep deprived. :redface:

Jimmy Snyder: Ha!

edit: Ivan... Goofy. I missed the caps. You are pure evil, with an appropriate avatar. :tongue2:

[turbo]

I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.My great uncle had big gray geese. If they had confined themselves to goosing, that would have been OK. Those rascals would bite the backs of my legs and terrorize me when I was a kid. Shorts? Not a good idea.

[turbo]

I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic. :frown:Honk, honk! Now you need therapy.

[turbo]

http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=2601710&postcount=3203

[Lacy33]

I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

:rofl:

Dare I say someone better check that zzapperz to see if he is standing on a ledge somewhere?! :surprised

[Borg]

From the title, I thought that Donald Trump had done something wrong again.
http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=2601710&postcount=3203
:rofl:

[Evo]

I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.

I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.

Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.

I hope not. I got a huge bill for it.Oh man, you guys should charge for this stuff!

[hypatia]

I'm sure I know people who would pay to be duck groped. I think we should note; No actual duck was harmed in the making of this thread.

[dydxforsn]

gosh, it's just too easy to cry "psychological duck disorder" these days..

[Lacy33]

gosh, it's just too easy to cry "psychological duck disorder" these days..

But careful when choosing a doctor, that you get a quack.

[nismaratwork]

Avian Frotteurism... tragic!

[Proton Soup]

these jokes are fowl

[nismaratwork]

these jokes are fowl

Foul deeds by fowl hands!

Oh man... this thread is just killing my brain-cells, but I really like it.

[Newai]

I've used Duck-off brand duck repellent from ACME with good results. Since this is a minimum wage, flightless, bottomless duck with a speech impediment, she would've needed the heavy-duty formula.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

[lisab]

I don't know why y'all are so shocked by this. I mean, the dude...erm, duck...doesn't wear pants!

http://i52.tinypic.com/fycty0.jpg

Look at him...clearly, he's up to no good!

[nismaratwork]

http://www.getalyric.com/mp3/lyrics/songs/disney-7301/mickey_mouse_splashdance-22832/digital_duck-118806/

This plays a song at a fairly low volume, but for obvious reasons be aware that there is audio.

I don't know how he can be a digital duck with no pants though... Lisab is onto something here!

PERVDUCK!