Sign Up Now for the PF Cyber Bus Trip to Tom's

[Tsu]

Here are some pictures of "our" bus: :biggrin: You like?

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These will be the pick up points:
Albany, OR
Sacramento, CA
Barstow, CA (sorry MIH, you're gonna have to get to Barstow from LA by yourself. I'm lookin' to make TIME!! :rofl:)
Flagstaff, AR
Oklahoma City, OK
Memphis, TN
Chicago, IL
Roanoke, VA
Scranton, PA
If you live on the interstate anywhere between any of these cities, yes - I will pick you up there. :wink:
Anyone living IN NY will have to find Tom's house themselves. :surprised Once my wheels hit the NY state line the bus will be airborne and we won't stop till we drop at Tom's door. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Things to bring:
Anything good to eat or drink. AND A bottle of Green Apple Vodka for the hostess. :biggrin:

What to wear:
Anything, nothing, whatever... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Date: TBA (guess I'm gonna have to PM Tom now?)

[The_Professional]

Whoa, nice bus..I'm from NY, how much are you charging. Care to drop by? ;)

[Moonbear]

Wow! What a cool bus! That's what I call traveling in style! I think I'll hitch a ride back to OH with you guys! We can do the New Year's party en route!

[omicron]

How about a PF cyber jet? Then u could pick me up from the other side of the world :biggrin: :biggrin:

[loseyourname]

Barstow? What kind of crap is that? There is no interstate connecting Sacramento and Barstow anyway.

[Tsu]

I don't need an Interstate to get from Sacramento to Barstow. I know the back roads. It's just a hop, skip and a jump from south of Bakersfield to Barstow. And what kind of crap is your rudeness? Can't get on the bus if you're going to be rude. :grumpy:

[franznietzsche]

OOH, Pick me!! pick me!!

I don't suppose you could stop at the grape vine? Its on the 5 between sacremento and barstow anyway, and much closer to me than either of those

[franznietzsche]

MMMM green apple vodka...

I'm making long island iced teas!!! Yummy!!

[Tsu]

Ivan! Get our Flight Simulator back from your brother! I'm gonna be flyin' a Cyber LEER to our NEXT party (sorry omicron, the bus is already rented) and I really DO need to practice my landings... :rofl: Now, just WHERE is the other side of the world? We may be able to arrange something... :wink:

Moonbear, how do you expect us to barbeque a boatload of steaks while zipping across the US in the RV? Sheesh... Nope. You'll just have to come all the way to Oregon for the barbeque. Ohio can wait. Your lab will live. :biggrin: (I just hope when you get back to Ohio your city isn't GONE!! :rofl: sorry... I'm a Pretenders fan... couldn't resist that one...

[Gokul43201]

Columbus, OH is roughly midway between Chicago and Roanoke, and very much on the way (94E to 65S to 70E gets you to Cols. from there it's 70E to 77S to 64E and you're nearly at V.Tech).

Much appreciate a pick-up and drop-off...thanks.

Gokul

[Evo]

How about a PF cyber jet? Then u could pick me up from the other side of the world :biggrin: :biggrin:We don't need a jet, with Tsu at the wheel, this baby can exceed Mach 1.

We will be making a slight detour to the French Alps to pick up humanino. :biggrin: (he's bringing Fauchon for everone and he has the good champagne.) :approve:

[Tsu]

Franz- can you get to Arvin? Or be at the I5/223 junction at the appropriate time? We're still waiting to hear from Tom about the actual date of the party, so time and dateplanning will commence when we have that info. :wink:

[Evo]

MMMM green apple vodka...

I'm making long island iced teas!!! Yummy!!If you're bringing booze, you're coming with us!!!

[Moonbear]

Moonbear, how do you expect us to barbeque a boatload of steaks while zipping across the US in the RV? Sheesh... Nope. You'll just have to come all the way to Oregon for the barbeque. Ohio can wait. Your lab will live. :biggrin: (I just hope when you get back to Ohio your city isn't GONE!! :rofl: sorry... I'm a Pretenders fan... couldn't resist that one...

Oh, well, now that I realize the bbq is AFTER the party at Tom's by all means, I'll just hitch the ride back to OR for the BBQ. Gokul and I can carpool back to OH together when the BBQ is over. :biggrin:

[Evo]

Dang Gokul, you're getting really large. One more award and you'll be taking up the entire board. :bugeye:

[loseyourname]

I don't need an Interstate to get from Sacramento to Barstow. I know the back roads. It's just a hop, skip and a jump from south of Bakersfield to Barstow. And what kind of crap is your rudeness? Can't get on the bus if you're going to be rude. :grumpy:

Have you ever been on those back roads? Some of them you can't do more than fifty on if you wanted to. You'd be better off taking the I-5 south to the I-210 east, which will turn into the I-10, which will take you right to Phoenix. You'll still circumvent any traffic-laden part of the LA area. Any drive through all the deserts out here is pretty bad, though. If I were you, I'd forget Sac-town, head to San Fran instead, and take PCH down to LA. Much better drive, and well worth the extra day it would take you. Maybe you can even take a brief rest-stop in Monterrey or Big Sur. You can avoid Sac by taking the I-5 down to the 405 to the 80 into Oakland, then cross the bay bridge into Frisco. I know your husband at least is originally from these parts, so he should be able to testify to the superiority of the coastal drive over the central valley route. You don't want to drive past all the signs saying SoCal is stealing the farmer's water. They're just depressing.

[franznietzsche]

Franz- can you get to Arvin? Or be at the I5/223 junction at the appropriate time? We're still waiting to hear from Tom about the actual date of the party, so time and dateplanning will commence when we have that info. :wink:


ya i know where arvin is, i know a few people out there, off the 5.

If you're bringing booze, you're coming with us!!!

As long as the legalness of the booze isn't an issue, its a deal.

[Tsu]

We don't need a jet, with Tsu at the wheel, this baby can exceed Mach 1.

We will be making a slight detour to the French Alps to pick up humanino. :biggrin: (he's bringing Fauchon for everone and he has the good champagne.) :approve:

Oh, BABY!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:
I really do like the good champagne!!! But what's up with the Alps? I thought he was in Virginia again. Ya think I'd go through Roanoke for just ANYONE?!?!? :surprised :rofl: This is my future cyber brother-in-law we're talking about!!

Gokul, I thought you were closer to Chicago. Don't know why I might have thought that... But, absolutely, wherever you are, we'll pick you up. :wink:

I wonder if Tom is going to have those hussies at this party?? :surprised :rofl: :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

I hope he's gonna have those hussies at the party other wise my long island iced teas will be in vain. And that would be sad.

[Tsu]

Look. loseyourname. l was born and raised in central and southern California. I know the roads. This is a PRETEND trip. OK? I am drivin' this bus and I can go as fast as I want on any kind of road I want. I'm avoiding as much congestion of large cities as I can. Get it? We're going to travel from the west coast to the east coast in a matter of HOURS online. If you want to plan a scenic tour of your area, rent your own bus and plan your own trip! But, quit trying to plan mine!! Now! Do ya wanna get on the damn bus or NOT??!?!?! :grumpy: :rofl: :rofl:

[loseyourname]

Nah. I'll fly. I might actually be in New York pretty soon anyway.

[Moonbear]

Tsu, if you're heading to NY from the west coast, you're going to have to pass through OH. I-70 is a nice straight shot across from Indianapolis, and then run it all the way into PA. If you have to stop in Philly on the way, you'll just pick up I76 from I70. Gokul only lives about 2 h from me, so it's no problem at all for me to drive back with him from OR. :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

Nah. I'll fly. I might actually be in New York pretty soon anyway.

There's no fun in that!

I'm already disappointed that I have my flight to ACY already booked. Hey, maybe you could swing by ACY and drive me to NY from there. It sure would beat taking New Jersey Transit! Maybe you could even pop into the casinos for a quick pitstop before the final drive up to NYC.

[Evo]

Oh, BABY!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:
I really do like the good champagne!!! But what's up with the Alps? I thought he was in Virginia again. Ya think I'd go through Roanoke for just ANYONE?!?!? :surprised :rofl: This is my future cyber brother-in-law we're talking about!!He's in VA at JLab for two weeks, then going back to the French Alps for Christmas. He can probably get the bus going at least Mach 2. He wants to know if you can marry us. :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

He's in VA at JLab for two weeks, then going back to the French Alps for Christmas. He can probably get the bus going at least Mach 2. He wants to know if you can marry us. :biggrin:

Oh, I missed that you had to stop in Roanoke. That's even easier. Cool! You don't even need to take 77, by the way, just take 70 E direct to 64 E (just follow the signs, 70 runs into 64 in WV...I drive that way a LOT). 64 is a NICE interstate to fly along. Light traffic if you need a break from driving and someone uncomfortable with flying a bus at Mach 1 needs to take a turn. After you pick up Humanino, just take 95 N and I'll meet you at the exit for the AC Expressway! Wouldn't want to slow the bus down by going too much out of the way. It's hard to navigate around the casinos with a bus at Mach 2 (since Humanino will be able to boost the engine with nuclear power once you pick him up).

[Tsu]

Nah. I'll fly. I might actually be in New York pretty soon anyway.
FINE!!!
Sheesh. MEN!! I swear to God... if we can put a man on the moon
WHY NOT ALL OF THEM?!?!?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Moonbear, we'll keep in touch by cell phones. OK? We'll probably pass your jet while in flight, so... Ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane??? :surprised :rofl: WOOHOOOOO!!!! I'd do THAT!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

CASINOS?!?!? YEAH!!!! I LIKE CASINOS!!! :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

CASINOS?!?!? YEAH!!!! I LIKE CASINOS!!! :biggrin:

Well, okay, then we'll meet up in ACY. Maybe Humanino can improve the maneuverability on the bus to handle the city streets around the casinos better. Oh, heck, just park on the beach. We can stick a big banner on the side with the name of some rock group or radio station, and everyone will think it's supposed to be there. :biggrin:

[Smurf]

How come I'm never invited to go on road trips with a bunch of girls :mad:
It's not fair!! :cry:

[omicron]

We don't need a jet, with Tsu at the wheel, this baby can exceed Mach 1.

We will be making a slight detour to the French Alps to pick up humanino. :biggrin: (he's bringing Fauchon for everone and he has the good champagne.) :approve:
Oooo I love champagne!!!! :!!) What champagne are we having? Moët & Chandon? Hope its free flow :biggrin:

[Tsu]

Ya know, Evo. I just happen to have obtained my pastoral ordination from Rolling Stone Magazine back in the '70's. :surprised So, YEAH! I could marry ya!! Holy Smoke. This is turning into a little bit more than a birthday/christmas party now isn't it??!! :biggrin:

Don't worry about parking, Moonbear. I've never had a problem with that in my Cyber Bus. I can park on the sidewalk if I want. I can drink and drive. There is never any other car on my cyber highway. No policemen or potholes, either. :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

How come I'm never invited to go on road trips with a bunch of girls :mad:
It's not fair!! :cry:

Of course you're invited. Tsu listed the route she's taking, just let her know which stop you're getting on at!

[Evo]

How come I'm never invited to go on road trips with a bunch of girls :mad:
It's not fair!! :cry:Have you signed up? What will you be bringing?

[Smurf]

I accually can't go. That was just a random rant. :smile:

[Moonbear]

Ya know, Evo. I just happen to have obtained my pastoral ordination from Rolling Stone Magazine back in the '70's. :surprised So, YEAH! I could marry ya!! Holy Smoke. This is turning into a little bit more than a birthday/christmas party now isn't it??!! :biggrin:

Ooh, wedding reception too! We'll definitely need more champagne. There's a winery in NJ that's on our route that sells blueberry champagne. Sounds strange, but it's amazingly tasty (my sister had it at her wedding for the head table). It's sort of a reddish color, which is really neat.

Don't worry about parking, Moonbear. I've never had a problem with that in my Cyber Bus. I can park on the sidewalk if I want. I can drink and drive. There is never any other car on my cyber highway. No policemen or potholes, either. :biggrin:

That's a relief, because NJ includes an extra traffic ticket as part of the toll for drivers with out of state plates. :rofl: Well, they have to see you before they can catch you, right?! At Mach 2, you'll be in NY before they know you were ever in NJ. And if all else fails, we'll go to invisible mode.

[Moonbear]

I accually can't go. That was just a random rant. :smile:

Of course you can go! Everyone gets to go on the cyber bus!

[Smurf]

No I'm accually not gonna be available for a week or two.

[franznietzsche]

How come I'm never invited to go on road trips with a bunch of girls :mad:
It's not fair!! :cry:


Even i was invited.

Of course this was because of the alcohol, but its all good.

[Moonbear]

No I'm accually not gonna be on for a week or two.

Oh, right. You told us that before. We'll still be here if you can't handle the withdrawal!

[Smurf]

Withdrawal? Told you before? What the hell are you on about?
I'm confused.

[franznietzsche]

Withdrawal? Told you before? What the hell are you on about?
I'm confused.

i think you're mor drunk than i am, i had no trouble following that. Well, no drunken trouble.

[Smurf]

Not drunk, just shrooms.

[Tsu]

No drunkeness or shroomeness on the bus.

[Smurf]

yeah, those things arn't widely accepted in America are they? *sigh* :frown:

I really wanted to bring a bag of dope.
Edit: Except I'm not going.

[Tsu]

No!! WAIT!! I can't marry anyone!! I'm already married to IVAN!!!!!

edit: i've really got to stop running more than one thread at a time... :rolleyes:

[Smurf]

Ok, now I'm even more confused.

[plover]

No drunkeness or shroomeness on the bus.
Doesn't this contradict the general idea of the earlier parts of the thread? (the drunkenness part anyway) I got the impression that the point here was experimentation on the effects of the consumption of large quantities of (good!) champagne on travel at supersonic velocities...
I just hope when you get back to Ohio your city isn't GONE!!
Well, even if it isn't, at least it will have been 2000 miles.

[Tom Mattson]

To hell with my party, that bus is nicer than my apartment. Just pick me up and we'll keep on swingin' around the country until we run out of gas.

[Tsu]

Sounds like a winner, Tom!! This will be our first PF Wedding bus, then!!! With a New Years Oregon Barbeque Reception!! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!! :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

Oh, and don't follow my directions to Roanoke. Gokul has pointed out to me that I'm confusing 68 and 64 (and a few other missed steps along the way). Just subtract 4 and add 77 to my directions and Gokul and I are in agreement. :biggrin: Then again, when traveling at Mach 2, 70 just might bend down to meet 64. :rofl: Then again, Tsu doesn't really drive on the roads, so who cares. We'll make great time just going as the crow flies!

[jimmy p]

I know when us Brits arent wanted. :cry: dont miss chopnik too much!

[humanino]

Hey Tsu !
That is really nice everything you organize here.
I am right now standing at the interstate, waiting for you to pick me up :wink:
It is kind of cold, so I had to open the second bottle of champagne (out of the 24 bottles box :tongue2: )
Veuve cliquot (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Veuve_clicquot_bottle_sizes_thumb.jpg)

[Evo]

I know when us Brits arent wanted. :cry: dont miss chopnik too much!chopnik, of course you are coming!!!!!!! :biggrin:

[Tom Mattson]

chopnik, of course you are coming!!!!!!! :biggrin:

Yeah, as soon as he figures out how to drive a van across the Atlantic Ocean. :tongue:

[jimmy p]

Yeah, as soon as he figures out how to drive a van across the Atlantic Ocean. :tongue:


I'll swim. It cant be that far.

[humanino]

*hic* It's getting *hic* really cold here.
Where's Tsu :grumpy:
I need to open the third bottle :tongue2:
*pop*
*gloups gloups*
Now I feel better :blushing: :smile:

*"will they notice that the box is not quite full anymore ?"* :uhh:

[Evo]

I'll swim. It cant be that far.We'll pick you up there chopnik, the way Tsu drives, it'll be no problem for the RV to skip over the Atlantic, that's how we're getting humanino. :approve:

humanino, we're not leaving until sometime around Christmas, we'll come by your house in the Jura to get you. But I'll take one of those bottles of champagne now! :tongue2: You'd better not leave the rest here or they will disappear before ever getting on the RV!!

[jimmy p]

*hic* It's getting *hic* really cold here.
Where's Tsu :grumpy:
I need to open the third bottle :tongue2:
*pop*
*gloups gloups*
Now I feel better :blushing: :smile:

*"will they notice that the box is not quite full anymore ?"* :uhh:


Drink one more and spread the bottles around a little bit... that was what I do.

[jimmy p]

Can we sing "the wheels on the bus go round and round"?

[humanino]

*hips*
*difficulties to stand still*
OK it is definitely too cold here :frown:
humanino, we're not leaving until sometime around Christmas, we'll come by your house in the Jura to get you.So I guess I should not wait you now :cry:
*hips*
Jimmy thanks for the advice :smile:
But I'll take one of those bottles of champagne now! :tongue2: You'd better not leave the rest here or they will disappear before ever getting on the RV!!I guess I will have to bring another box of champagne in that case.
For now I will take one or two bottles for my own :tongue2: and leave the rest here for PF members that would like to have some :approve:
*sending a couple of bottles to Evo*
Some one else interested ?
*sending another couple of bottles, to Jimmy*
Hey, I guess you english people do not always drink tea :tongue:
That's for you Jimmy :wink:

[Moonbear]

Can we sing "the wheels on the bus go round and round"?

Sure you can, while the rest of us beat you with empty champagne bottles! :rofl:

Humanino, I'll take one of those bottles of champagne if there's still one to spare! Thanks! :biggrin:

[Tom Mattson]

humanino, we're not leaving until sometime around Christmas, we'll come by your house in the Jura to get you.


Let's do it on Christmas. That's my actual birthday.

[Evo]

Let's do it on Christmas. That's my actual birthday.A Christmas baby!!!! :biggrin: I guess this means double gifts for Tom!!!!!! :approve:

[humanino]

Humanino, I'll take one of those bottles of champagne if there's still one to spare! Thanks! :biggrin:
:uhh:
*hips hips*
There is a slight problem here...
*almost fell, then recovered equilibrium*
Jimmy drank everything :redface:
*hips*

[Evo]

:uhh:
*hips hips*
There is a slight problem here...
*almost fell, then recovered equilibrium*
Jimmy drank everything :redface:
*hips*Tsu, quick, while he's drunk, I'll get my wedding gown and meet you outside of JLAB! Hurry Tsu, before he sobers up!!!!! :biggrin:

[humanino]

*noticing the bride running towards me*
Waow ! Who is that gorgeous girl :bugeye:
I have to check her :smile:
*hips*
:uhh: she looks a lot like Evo :surprised
"Hey there ! What is such a *hips* wonderful bride doing here *hips* ?"

*realizing this is actually my fiancee*
*trying to look sober*
"Hey Evo ! :redface: so, how have you *hips* been ?"
"I was drin... :uhh: I was waiting for Tsu to pick me up, and I thought *hips* you would be there too ?"

[Evo]

Tsu...where are you? He got away... :cry:

[Evo]

:cry: I tripped over an empty champagne bottle, got tangled up in my wedding dress. humanino escaped (boy can he run fast :bugeye:). Now I'm limping home alone, skinned my knee, broke the heel off my shoe :cry: (sounds similar to what happened to Artman on Halloween night).

Alright, no more champagne for anyone until the trip on Christmas Day! :grumpy:

(Evo's going to be an old maid) :cry:

Artman, are you signing up for the trip?

[Math Is Hard]

Don't worry, Evo - I got him!!!!!!
Going for a tackle at the 20 yard line... I'm in the air... and BAM! Humanino is down. (grabs Humanino by the ears.)You GIT BACK HERE WITH ME, BOY! You're a gonna marry Miss Evo and there ain't no more to be said about it! You done seen her in her weddin' dress, and by the code of the hills, that means you're gonna be hitched! :grumpy: Where's my shotgun?

[Moonbear]

Don't worry, Evo - I got him!!!!!!
Going for a tackle at the 20 yard line... I'm in the air... and BAM! Humanino is down. (grabs Humanino by the ears.)You GIT BACK HERE WITH ME, BOY! You're a gonna marry Miss Evo and there ain't no more to be said about it! You done seen her in her weddin' dress, and by the code of the hills, that means you're gonna be hitched! :grumpy: Where's my shotgun?

Here, I've got handcuffs. That should help keep him from running again! *erm, nevermind the fur on them, they work just fine.*

[Evo]

Don't worry, Evo - I got him!!!!!!
Going for a tackle at the 20 yard line... I'm in the air... and BAM! Humanino is down. (grabs Humanino by the ears.)You GIT BACK HERE WITH ME, BOY! You're a gonna marry Miss Evo and there ain't no more to be said about it! You done seen her in her weddin' dress, and by the code of the hills, that means you're gonna be hitched! :grumpy: Where's my shotgun?Thank you MIH!!! (wipes runny nose on her torn sleeve). I knew I could count on one of my sisters. :approve: You might not want to hold onto him too long, he might be a bit radioactive. :bugeye:

Just tie him up and put him in the back of the RV. Too bad Pa died in that freak Moose accident, he would have been damn proud of you!!! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Just tie him up and put him in the back of the RV. Too bad Pa died in that freak Moose accident, he would have been damn proud of you!!! :biggrin:

awwwrr!! he's gonna be such a good husband when he comes to. Ain't he cute - just sleeping like a big ol' radioactive baby? :biggrin: He didn't fight Moonbear's furry handcuffs much at all - that shows he's real docile. Pa would have approved. :approve:

[omicron]

*hips*
*difficulties to stand still*
OK it is definitely too cold here :frown:
So I guess I should not wait you now :cry:
*hips*
Jimmy thanks for the advice :smile:
I guess I will have to bring another box of champagne in that case.
For now I will take one or two bottles for my own :tongue2: and leave the rest here for PF members that would like to have some :approve:
*sending a couple of bottles to Evo*
Some one else interested ?
*sending another couple of bottles, to Jimmy*
Hey, I guess you english people do not always drink tea :tongue:
That's for you Jimmy :wink:
Please bring more than one box. 2 boxes minimum :biggrin:
So when exactly is the party?

[Tom McCurdy]

This is what happens when PF people try to get together... has it ever happened before. IF so someone must tell how that party went... lol

[Evo]

awwwrr!! he's gonna be such a good husband when he comes to. Ain't he cute - just sleeping like a big ol' radioactive baby? :biggrin: He didn't fight Moonbear's furry handcuffs much at all - that shows he's real docile. Pa would have approved. :approve:Pa would be so proud of you two!!!! <sniff> Yeah, those French nuclear physicists don't put up much of a fight, do they? :biggrin: Maybe it's all that there radioactivity stuff they're always playing with.

Yeeha! Looks like we'll be havin and RV weddin!! :tongue2:

[Math Is Hard]

Evo, if you could whip up a few extra layers for that torte it would make a real nice wedding cake. For some reason I never imagined eating a gourmet torte in an RV, but there's a first time for everything!

[Moonbear]

Yeeha! Looks like we'll be havin and RV weddin!! :tongue2:

All that time he's been spending in those back hills of VA, it was bound to happen that way! :biggrin:

Ah reckon we ought ta go all out on the grub for this here weddin. It'll be fresh possum and squirrel for our kinfolk, none of that roadkill like dem folk up the road had when lil Janey got hitched.

:tongue:

[Evo]

Evo, if you could whip up a few extra layers for that torte it would make a real nice wedding cake. For some reason I never imagined eating a gourmet torte in an RV, but there's a first time for everything!Yep, we've got to do justice to this fine RV that Tsu stol, I mean borrowed for our trip.

Ah reckon we ought ta go all out on the grub for this here weddin. It'll be fresh possum and squirrel for our kinfolk, none of that roadkill like dem folk up the road had when lil Janey got hitched.Ivan, did you hear that?? I'll bet you've never had the pleasure of barbecuing possum or squirrel. No need to thank us, we is kinfolk. :biggrin:

[BoulderHead]

Any room near the back of this bus?

[franznietzsche]

Any room near the back of this bus?

That's me and the bar.

[Evo]

Any room near the back of this bus?Yay Boulderhead, we definitely have room for you!!! Quick, Moonbear, give me those furry handcuffs incase he tries to get away!

[Moonbear]

Any room near the back of this bus?

Isn't that the bedroom?! I think Evo and Humanino will be using that as their honeymoon suite. You'll have to hang out up front with us.

Oh, wait, I see Evo has the handcuffs ready for you. Maybe they don't mind afterall. :rofl:

[BoulderHead]

I promise to behave myself, especially if franz will feed me drinks while I’m being handcuffed, lol.

[Les Sleeth]

It'll be fresh possum and squirrel for our kinfolk, none of that roadkill like dem folk up the road had when lil Janey got hitched.

:cry: Oh fine, eat dead rotting flesh the whole damn trip for all I care. Hey, why not smash a little Bambi over the head and EAT IT??? Sure, and while you're at it, have a little innocent, baby lamb for appetizers. Damn necrophiliacs. :cry:

[franznietzsche]

:cry: Oh fine, eat dead rotting flesh the whole damn trip for all I care. Hey, why not smash a little Bambi over the head and EAT IT??? Sure, and while you're at it, have a little innocent, baby lamb for appetizers. Damn necrophiliacs. :cry:


What can i say? Nothing gets me going like a hunk fo dead cow.... mmmm.... cow...

[Moonbear]

:cry: Oh fine, eat dead rotting flesh the whole damn trip for all I care. Hey, why not smash a little Bambi over the head and EAT IT??? Sure, and while you're at it, have a little innocent, baby lamb for appetizers. Damn necrophiliacs. :eek:

Well, dang, by then deer season will be over. And dem lambs, they cost a pretty penny. Maybe we can scrape up enough dough and get some mutton though. Our sis Evo deserves all the best.

We can pick some fresh berries and mushrooms for you. If you toss a penny in the mushrooms when they're cooking and it doesn't turn black, then we got all the poison ones out, ah reckon.

We don't do any of that necrophiliac stuff though! Furry handcuffs is as far as we go around here. This is a high class RV trip! :rofl:

[Evo]

Isn't that the bedroom?! I think Evo and Humanino will be using that as their honeymoon suite. :surprised :bugeye: :blushing: No, no, no!! That will have to wait. Sorry humanino. :shy:

[Evo]

:cry: Oh fine, eat dead rotting flesh the whole damn trip for all I care. Hey, why not smash a little Bambi over the head and EAT IT??? Sure, and while you're at it, have a little innocent, baby lamb for appetizers. Damn necrophiliacs. :cry:So, this means we can count you in? :redface:

[franznietzsche]

:surprised :bugeye: :blushing: No, no, no!! That will have to wait. Sorry humanino. :shy:


So much for the planted video cameras...

[Evo]

Well, dang, by then deer season will be over. And dem lambs, they cost a pretty penny. Maybe we can scrape up enough dough and get some mutton though. Our sis Evo deserves all the best. Aw shucks.

We can pick some fresh berries and mushrooms for you. If you toss a penny in the mushrooms when they're cooking and it doesn't turn black, then we got all the poison ones out, ah reckon.Pssst, moonbear, uhm, that didn't work for Uncle Liam, remember. May he rest in peace. :uhh:

[Les Sleeth]

We can pick some fresh berries and mushrooms for you. If you toss a penny in the mushrooms when they're cooking and it doesn't turn black, then we got all the poison ones out, ah reckon.

Oh sure, I'm falling for that! I wasn't born yesterday you know. I show up with my cute little Mickey Mouse spoon, ready for some pure, sweet, innocent plant sustanance, and you and Evo have a routisserie and BBQ sauce waiting to cook me for dinner. No thanks (oh yes, I remember your animal lust for veggie flesh :surprised ).

[Moonbear]

Pssst, moonbear, uhm, that didn't work for Uncle Liam, remember. May he rest in peace. :uhh:

Yeah, but I think that was because they used a Canadian penny, not a US penny. Well, there's this pretty plant with five points on the leaves that the previous owners left in the RV, maybe Les can munch on that or something? :biggrin:

[Evo]

Oh sure, I'm falling for that! I wasn't born yesterday you know. I show up with my cute little Mickey Mouse spoon, ready for some pure, sweet, innocent plant sustanance, and you and Evo have a routisserie and BBQ sauce waiting to cook me for dinner. No thanks (oh yes, I remember your animal lust for veggie flesh :surprised ).Les, Ivan has tons of frozen broccoli!!!! C'mon and join us. We have a special "vegetarian" room in the RV. (pssst, moonbear, can you toss those old shoes and hangers out of the clos...I mean "vegetarian room"?) Les will be joining us! :approve:

[Moonbear]

Les, Ivan has tons of frozen broccoli!!!! C'mon and join us. We have a special "vegetarian" room in the RV. (pssst, moonbear, can you toss those old shoes and hangers out of the clos...I mean "vegetarian room"?) Les will be joining us! :approve:

No problem, I've got the room all ready for him!

And don't forget the ketchup! We have ketchup for you Les. It goes really well with frozen broccoli.

[Les Sleeth]

No problem, I've got the room all ready for him!

And don't forget the ketchup! We have ketchup for you Les. It goes really well with frozen broccoli.

Well I just might trust you two flesh-devourin' vixens but . . . does that room smell at all like hickory? Is it the slightest bit smokey? Are either of you carrying around meat tenderizer in your aprons? Don't lie!!!!!!

[Moonbear]

Well I just might trust you two flesh-devourin' vixens but . . . does that room smell at all like hickory? Is it the slightest bit smokey? Are either of you carrying around meat tenderizer in your aprons? Don't lie!!!!!!

That? No, that's just some incense for atmosphere. o:)

[Tsu]

Hey Tsu !
That is really nice everything you organize here.
I am right now standing at the interstate, waiting for you to pick me up :wink:
It is kind of cold, so I had to open the second bottle of champagne (out of the 24 bottles box :tongue2: )
Veuve cliquot (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Veuve_clicquot_bottle_sizes_thumb.jpg)

PUT THAT CHAMPAGNE AWAY!! IT'S NOT TIME YET! TOM STILL HAS TO TELL US WHEN THE PARTY IS!!! SAVE SOME FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU FRENCH LUSH!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

Well, well, well... You have all been very busy here whilst I've been off saving lives.

Very good!! :biggrin: Carry on... :approve: But first, pass me a bottle of that champagne, please - if there's any left! :rofl:

[humanino]

*recovering consciousness*
*opening eyes*
Waow ! Why is my hair growing inside my head :frown:
*realizing hangover*
What are those pink furry handcuffs :surprised
They must belong to Tribdog ! :rofl:
Now I remember ! :bugeye:
Where is the bride ? :confused:

I messed up my own wedding :cry:
Maybe I should buy myself a new behavior :grumpy:

Tsu, I'm sorry Jimmy drank all the champagne :redface:
Those european people... :rolleyes:

:uhh:

[Tsu]

:cry: Chumps. :grumpy:

Please make sure I have a bottle or two of my very own for the party. :biggrin:

I think it will be best to begin the bus trip sometime on Christmas Day. That way, we'll be able enjoy Christmas with the family, and still celebrate Tom's birthday ON his birthday. If Tom McCurdy would be willing to 'postpone' his birthday for a couple of weeks, we'll have yet another reason to celebrate!! :biggrin: After the Toms party, we'll head back to Oregon, stopping along the way at a spot to be chosen by Bride Evo and Groom humanino for the first ever PF Wedding. :!!) :!!) We shall continue the celebration on our little farm in Oregon serving barbequed steaks and frozen broccoli - plus whatever Pot Luck items everyone else brings. (WOW! Our second PF Pot Luck!! So SOON!!! :rofl:) We can park the bus down in the pasture by the creek so the PF Wedding honeys can moon! :!!) :surprised :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How does that sound? Any suggestions?

[Tsu]

If any of you Photoshoppers out there want to play with putting members photos into pictures of the bus, that would be fun to use DURING the party... (hint hint) :biggrin:

[humanino]

*knocking with my head on the window*
Help ! Help !
:frown:
They did not hear me ! :cry:
I really need to go to the bathroom :grumpy:
Why on earth did they lock me in here, with those adult-party handcuffs. Were they afraid that I escaped ? :confused:
I would have escaped ? o:)
They must have confused me with another dangerous stranger on the road to avoid justice... which I am not ! :uhh:

*trying to break the handcuffs*
*only succeeded to hurt myself bad*
If I could only reach this sink ! :wink:

IS THERE SOMEBODY HERE TO FREE MYSELF SO THAT I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM !!!
I swear after that you can put the handcuffs back on o:)

I have hidden a few bottles of champagne, and I am willing to offer them in reward of whoever helps me :shy:

[humanino]

Jimmy, where are thou ? :cry:
Help me, I am an european too, kidnapped by wild american sisters !
I know we had some arguments, since we are living on different sides of the Channel, but still, we are civilized :approve:

[Evo]

Jimmy, where are thou ? :cry:
Help me, I am an european too, kidnapped by wild american sisters !
I know we had some arguments, since we are living on different sides of the Channel, but still, we are civilized :approve:Feeling guilty...lets humanino go to the bathroom. :smile:

[Tsu]

Oh, OK. Let's let him out for good. I'll have a little of that champagne, please. :wink: Just keep the pink fuzzy cuffs and ankle chains on him. Just in case he tries anything funny... :biggrin:

[humanino]

Feeling guilty...lets humanino go to the bathroom. :smile::approve: I knew you would not let me down :smile:
So when the sister council has decided on my fate, maybe I can not spoil those wonderful furniture, and do waht I have to do in the place I am supposed to do it :smile:

I knew I could not trust english rescue :tongue:
and where is the rest of the european refugees ? :uhh:

[humanino]

*relief noise coming from the bathroom*
*feeling better* :approve:

*knocking on the door*
OK, you are done, now get out !
"Just a moment please !"
*trying to open the window*
I can not get out with those handcuffs on, I would look like a sicko :yuck:
I have to cooperate.

*getting out of the bathroom*

*whispering to Evo*
"Your sisters scare me ! Let us escape to Vegas, and get married there !" :shy:

[Tsu]

My DEAR!! How can you be afraid of us?? There is no need to escape at all! We know how badly you want to marry our Evo and we are only trying to help! We think you are a VERY worthy candidate for our sisters hand in marriage. I believe I can understand how you might think that MIH and Moonbear are a bit overzealous in their approval... :biggrin: Don't worry, dear. The ropes we use are just as soft as the ankle chains and hand cuffs... :devil: And I think that Vegas will be just EXCELLENT!! We can stop there on the way to the reception Ivan is throwing here in Oregon! humanino, will you be able to provide the escargot? o:) :shy:

[humanino]

How can you be afraid of us??I'm sorry :blushing:
I guess I had a hard night :wink:
I can understand how you might think that MIH and Moonbear are a bit overzealous in their approval... :biggrin: Actually they have been :surprised
Don't worry, Evo - I got him!!!!!!
(...) BAM! Humanino is down. (grabs Humanino by the ears. (...) :grumpy: Where's my shotgun?
That's alright, I guess I was gone enough not to feel the pain :wink:
We can stop there on the way to the reception Ivan is throwing here in Oregon! So everything is perfect and on it's way :approve:
I love it when people are organizing everything for me :rolleyes:
will you be able to provide the escargot? o:) :shy::rofl: If you really mean it, I can bring as many fauchon delights as requested :tongue2:
...including chocolate-stuffed escargot :biggrin:

[Tsu]

Yes, since we sisters were all separated at birth, it's easy to see how much upbring and environment can contribute to the redness of the neck colors of members of the same family... Sometimes termed "Hillbillification" :rofl: :rofl: IIRC, MIH had her much of her upbring in the south and Moonbear just feeds right off of her. Although they often get a bit carried away, it's really quite hysterical, don't you think? :devil: (BTH - Nice take down, MIH!! Did you get anything on you? :rofl:)

Fauchon will be deLIGHTful!! :biggrin:

Chocolate-stuffed escargot? Not so much... :yuck: I just can't seem to mentally combine those two items and come up with anything positive. :surprised

Now any of the aforementioned methods of escargot preparation will do nicely, I think... :wink: Garlic, wine, butter, gravies, pastry dome shells... Mmmmmmmm.. :smile:

[Evo]

OMG, we forgot about humanino!!!!! Oh no, he's lying face down in a pile of bottles and boxes!!! :surprised

tiptoes over to check for a pulse

He's ok!!!! He just passed out. It appears he's been living on champagne and Fauchon gift baskets for the past week. :bugeye:

Tsu, who's signed up for the trip?

[Math Is Hard]

Tsu, can you pick me up in Texas? What day is the party? I forgot.

[Tsu]

Tom still hasn't told us WHEN the party is! Since his birthday is Christmas day, I guess we could have it anytime! I was actually thinking that, since most of us will be with family on Christmas day, we should plan the party for the day after Christmas. I'll pick up everyone that day and we can be in NY by about 8:00 pm. After Tom's party, we'll take our time (do a little sight-seeing...) coming home to Oregon for the big New Years steak barbeque with Ivan (if he hasn't given away all of the frozen broccoli to the Christmas carolers, that is...)

How does that sound? :wink:

[Tsu]

Tsu, can you pick me up in Texas? What day is the party? I forgot.
If you can get yourself to Texarkana (I like to call it Arkan-*** :biggrin:) I can probably snag you there!! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Yee-haw!

What should we get Tom for his birthday?

[Tsu]

A sock? A pair of socks? Frozen broccoli? A hussy or two? :biggrin: