:rofl: I love it! They did it to "experience sin" :rofl: How much more honest can you get?
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 03:19 PM
:rolleyes:
Only adds to my theory that sexual repression leads to only bad things. Very bad things.
During the trip it has been claimed the nuns slept with a total of 43 men between them on the two-week trip.
HOLY MOSES!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
dextercioby
Feb15-05, 03:35 PM
If they were only sleeping,then they were making the will of god.If they were awake doing something else,then god must have been sleeping...:tongue2:
Daniel.
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 03:43 PM
If they were only sleeping,then they were making the will of god.If they were awake doing something else,then god must have been sleeping...:tongue2:
Daniel.
God was in a coma apparently.
Artman
Feb15-05, 03:49 PM
Ut Oh sisters, we've been busted!
Big busted? :rofl: :smile:
Math Is Hard
Feb15-05, 03:52 PM
*punches adding machine*
WOW! If I did the accounting right, each sister got herself a new boyfriend just about every four days on average. (someone check that for me, please).
Then there's the possibility that 11 nuns were relatively well-behaved o:) , but there was that one lusty sister who went on a wanton sex-spree. :devil: :wink: :redface:
Also, there may have been 43 men involved, but a single man may have been shared between multiple sisters. I wonder how many possible combinations there could be for 12 nuns and 43 men. This problem most likely should be posed in another forum. :biggrin:
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 03:54 PM
*punches adding machine*
WOW! If I did the accounting right, each sister got herself a new boyfriend just about every four days on average. (someone check that for me, please).
Then there's the possibility that 11 nuns were relatively well-behaved o:) , but there was that one lusty sister who went on a wanton sex-spree. :devil: :wink: :redface:
Also, there may have been 43 men involved, but a single man may have been shared between multiple sisters. I wonder how many possible combinations there could be for 12 nuns and 43 men. This problem most likely should be posed in another forum. :biggrin:
I think you like the idea of wanton naughty nuns a little too much for your own good.
Math Is Hard
Feb15-05, 03:56 PM
I think you like the idea of wanton naughty nuns a little too much for your own good.
er...maybe :redface:
dextercioby
Feb15-05, 04:05 PM
Approximately 4 men per day per nun...One every 6 hours...That's interesting...
Daniel.
P.S.Yes,math is hard... :tongue2:
Math Is Hard
Feb15-05, 04:20 PM
P.S.Yes,math is hard... :tongue2:
Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 04:59 PM
Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:
Yeah, and thats a fact.
Moonbear
Feb15-05, 05:06 PM
Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:
I try to stay away from men named Chastity. If one of the other sisters is into that, she's welcome to him. :tongue:
humanino
Feb15-05, 05:19 PM
Apparently, chastity is harder. I try to stay away from men named Chastity. If one of the other sisters is into that, she's welcome to him. :tongue:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This one is invaluable !!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Math Is Hard
Feb15-05, 06:19 PM
I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
humanino
Feb15-05, 06:24 PM
They were only experiencing sin !
How can you tell something is bad for you before you tried it ? :tongue2:
More seriously, Christ is forgiving, and he must be because we are so fool in any case !
Moonbear
Feb15-05, 06:33 PM
I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
LOL! Yeah, how do you sneak out the window carrying your clothes when he's everywhere. :rofl:
Math Is Hard
Feb15-05, 06:37 PM
LOL! Yeah, how do you sneak out the window carrying your clothes when he's everywhere. :rofl:
<snark!> worse than messing around with Mrs. Claus. :rofl: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
mattmns
Feb15-05, 06:45 PM
I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
Are you kidding? Men will sleep with anyone. Especially a virgin nun! I wonder how many of the nuns seduced the men with their nun suits (lol, whatever they are called) still on. Those suits are hot, almost as good as a french maid suit :tongue2:
edit... I wonder what the guys said to their buds? Maybe something like: Yeah had a nun last night, she said I was worth the sin. :cool:
Evo
Feb15-05, 06:49 PM
Are you kidding? Men will sleep with anyone. Especially a virgin nun! I wonder how many of the nuns seduced the men with their nun suits (lol, whatever they are called) still on. Those suits are hot, almost as good as a french maid suit :tongue2:They're called "habits".
BobG
Feb15-05, 07:03 PM
They're called "habits".
What's called 'habits'?
Men sleeping with nuns?
Or nuns seducing men?
Or both?
They would have loved Rasputin wouldn't they. He's the priest who was determined to prove how forgiving God was by committing and being forgiven for every sin imaginable. (He also gave advice on how Nicholas and Alexandria should rule Russia. Strange person and a very interesting story.)
Moonbear
Feb15-05, 07:31 PM
They're called "habits".
Yeah, mine's very sexy. I belted in the waistline with my rosary beads, and slit the skirt up to here *points to where the slit ends* and if you remove the white collar, the neckline is actually very flattering. The 6" stiletto heels aren't exactly standard issue, but as long as they're black, I think they still work with the outfit okay.
That's a good reason to change the old saying:"Old rabbits die hard" into "Some habits make hard"... :tongue2:
Daniel.
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 08:03 PM
That's a good reason to change the old saying:"Old rabbits die hard" into "Some habits make hard"... :tongue2:
Daniel.
I've got a habit of being....
mattmns
Feb15-05, 08:06 PM
That is what I am talking about, thanks mih! Wonder if there are any sites that.... hmm :smile:
franznietzsche
Feb15-05, 08:08 PM
That is what I am talking about, thanks mih! Wonder if there are any sites that.... hmm :smile:
Great, now look what you PF sisters have done? You're sending him off in to the world of nunnery porn!!
The horror, the horr---ooh thats hott.
Math Is Hard
Feb16-05, 01:26 AM
The really frightening thing is that my habit is quite demure compared to the wardrobe of the other sisters. Moonbear actually wears little more than a rosary covering strategic areas. :biggrin: She's already given heart-attacks to 10 of our priests. (We're taking applications for new ones.)
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 02:50 AM
The really frightening thing is that my habit is quite demure compared to the wardrobe of the other sisters. Moonbear actually wears little more than a rosary covering strategic areas. :biggrin: She's already given heart-attacks to 10 of our priests. (We're taking applications for new ones.)
I think i'd rather not be one of the priests.
Andy
Feb16-05, 07:33 AM
I hope nobody here's getting into bad habits.
Artman
Feb16-05, 09:57 AM
I guess they weren't wearing their "Cross Your Heart Bras" and their "No Nonsense Pantyhose." :smile: (at least not the whole time.) :tongue2:
Gokul43201
Feb16-05, 10:28 AM
Will someone please let me know when it's time for the defrocking ? Wouldn't want to miss that...
Artman
Feb16-05, 10:32 AM
Will someone please let me know when it's time for the defrocking ? Wouldn't want to miss that...They did that on vacation.
:tongue:
Integral
Feb16-05, 10:40 AM
Has anybody checked the Internet rumor sites for this story?
After reading this tale (http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/3782004.htm) from the same site, I have my doubts about its reliability.
Moonbear
Feb16-05, 12:16 PM
Has anybody checked the Internet rumor sites for this story?
After reading this tale (http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/3782004.htm) from the same site, I have my doubts about its reliability.
Actually, as gross as it sounds, I had heard that same story on other news sources that I knew to be reliable. I think the site is just one that publishes all the bizarre news stories from around the world. Of course, is it relevant if it's a real news story or not? :rofl:
enigma
Feb16-05, 12:57 PM
Has anybody checked the Internet rumor sites for this story?
After reading this tale (http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/3782004.htm) from the same site, I have my doubts about its reliability.
That actually happened last summer.
Math Is Hard
Feb16-05, 01:09 PM
We should have gone to Vegas, sisters. You know what they say ..
What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas! :biggrin:
Monique
Feb16-05, 01:15 PM
A 34-stone American woman who had not left her sofa in six years died this week after becoming fused to the fabric. HOW did she use the bathroom?? (it would explain the foul stench) and what is 34 stone?? :uhh:
Moonbear
Feb16-05, 01:31 PM
HOW did she use the bathroom?? (it would explain the foul stench) and what is 34 stone?? :uhh:
It's a British site. Nobody else uses "stone" as a unit of weight anymore. I don't remember exactly how many pounds to a stone let alone how many kg to a stone, but suffice it to say, she was BIG. As for using the bathroom, um, well, yes, that contributed to the stench part. I think they sent in the emergency workers in full biohazard suits to remove her with the couch still attached.
Edit: I looked up the conversion.
1 stone = 6.35029318 kilograms
1 stone = 14 pounds
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 02:31 PM
It's a British site. Nobody else uses "stone" as a unit of weight anymore. I don't remember exactly how many pounds to a stone let alone how many kg to a stone, but suffice it to say, she was BIG. As for using the bathroom, um, well, yes, that contributed to the stench part. I think they sent in the emergency workers in full biohazard suits to remove her with the couch still attached.
Edit: I looked up the conversion.
1 stone = 6.35029318 kilograms
1 stone = 14 pounds
34 stone = 476 pounds. wOw.
brewnog
Feb16-05, 03:57 PM
Nobody else uses "stone" as a unit of weight anymore.
You're the crazy ones still using pounds!
dextercioby
Feb16-05, 05:11 PM
Is it true that the Americans get pounded and the Brits get stoned...?
Daniel.
Math Is Hard
Feb16-05, 05:12 PM
Is it true that the Americans get pounded and the Brits get stoned...?
yes! But then what do Belgians get? :confused:
dextercioby
Feb16-05, 05:15 PM
I wouldn't know,i'm a Romanian...I think they get Kilograbbed...
Daniel.
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 05:22 PM
yes! But then what do Belgians get? :confused:
Hammered.
With absinthe.
Lucky euro-folks.
brewnog
Feb16-05, 06:33 PM
I'm a Brit and I get kilograbbed or stoned depending on the social situation. I trained myself up as a human units converter, it's a good party trick. (Just don't ask me about slugs, chains or cubits.)
Mmmmmmm absinthe! Still got a bottle in the fridge...
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 06:51 PM
I'm a Brit and I get kilograbbed or stoned depending on the social situation. I trained myself up as a human units converter, it's a good party trick. (Just don't ask me about slugs, chains or cubits.)
Mmmmmmm absinthe! Still got a bottle in the fridge...
Its illegal here :frown: :frown:
I know of some people who have smuggled it in through canada however :tongue2:
But alas, they are at a different uni, so i have no access to their alcohol :frown:
brewnog
Feb16-05, 06:53 PM
Its illegal here :frown: :frown:
I *think* it is here too. Well, the proper stuff with thujon in... brought it back from Prague!
I plan on taking a quarter in spain eventually, so i'll be getting some then. Actually i'll be stockpiling it in preparation for the end of the world. How much do you figure a three year supply will cost me? :biggrin:
Moonbear
Feb16-05, 06:58 PM
(Just don't ask me about slugs, chains or cubits.)
It's fun to feed beer to slugs! I'm outright evil to the slugs in my garden. I lure them out of the garden with beer, and then salt 'em good! (Can't just dump salt in the garden, or I'd kill the whole garden). Muwahahahaha! *sigh* Why do I have this eerie feeling that now Peta's going to be at my doorstep this spring accusing me of slug abuse?
Evo
Feb16-05, 06:59 PM
Absinthe will make you crazy. I watched a documentary about it. :surprised Franz, you don't need to be drinking that stuff!!
brewnog
Feb16-05, 07:04 PM
Oh but it's fuuuunnnn!
dextercioby
Feb16-05, 07:04 PM
Franz is immune to any nuts...thingy...:rofl:
Daniel.
Math Is Hard
Feb16-05, 07:07 PM
Absinthe will make you crazy. I watched a documentary about it. :surprised Franz, you don't need to be drinking that stuff!!
Is it worse than Oozo? Oozo makes me go completely out of my freakin' mind.
dextercioby
Feb16-05, 07:10 PM
Oozo is goooooooooooood...:approve:,iff you ran outta Metaxa...:tongue2:
Daniel.
brewnog
Feb16-05, 07:14 PM
Mmmmmmm ouzo!
Fondest ouzo memory (and let's face it, ouzo memories are rare) was getting up at 8am, walking to school with a flask full of ouzo/water to get our GCSE results, then sitting in deckchairs outside school for the rest of the morning, then getting bollocked for appearing on TV, on school property, drinking ouzo, in the morning, at age 16. Happy days!
Gonna give up spirits at 25. Honest.
Math Is Hard
Feb16-05, 07:16 PM
You have Ouzo memories? I have no Ouzo memories. People just have to tell me what I did the next morning. It's never good news.
brewnog
Feb16-05, 07:18 PM
You have Ouzo memories?
Yeah, when I was younger I never used to get hangovers, and I never lost my memory.
My explanation is that you have to be over 18 for the beer monkey to be allowed into your bedroom to do his magic. Is there a more rational explanation?
brewnog
Feb16-05, 07:20 PM
More to the point, I just got away with saying 'bollocked'! Score!
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 10:02 PM
Yeah, when I was younger I never used to get hangovers, and I never lost my memory.
My explanation is that you have to be over 18 for the beer monkey to be allowed into your bedroom to do his magic. Is there a more rational explanation?
Nope, and it seems true, i still don't lsoe memory. It gets fuzzy somtimes, and i really ahve to think hard to remember sometimes, but i never completely forget.
Absinthe will make you crazy. I watched a documentary about it. Franz, you don't need to be drinking that stuff!!
1) I'm gonna end up like john nash anyway, whether or not i drink it.
2) That is entirely the idea. Why else would i want hallucinogenic alcohol?
Astronuc
Feb16-05, 10:59 PM
If you drink absinthe, make sure its the good stuff.
The drink was referred to in France as "La Fée Verte", or The Green Fairy, which is a reference to its often dazzling green color (depending on the brand). The color usually came from the chlorophyll content of the herbs used in the distillation process; however, some disreputable manufacturers added toxic chemicals to produce both the green color and the louche (or clouding) effect that in reputable brands was caused by the precipitation of the essential oils of the herbs. It is quite probable that the bad reputation absinthe developed was due to these low-grade and perhaps quite poisonous version of the real thing. from http://www.gumbopages.com/food/beverages/absinthe.html
Presumably absinthe sold commercially is regulated, and therefore safe.
However Much of the liquor's legendary effect is due to its extremely high alcohol content, ranging from 50% to 75% (usually around 60%), plus the contribution of the various herbs. Drinking enough of the pure liquid could prove fatal, i.e. alcohol poisoning. So be careful.
franznietzsche
Feb16-05, 11:08 PM
If you drink absinthe, make sure its the good stuff.
from http://www.gumbopages.com/food/beverages/absinthe.html
Presumably absinthe sold commercially is regulated, and therefore safe.
However Drinking enough of the pure liquid could prove fatal, i.e. alcohol poisoning. So be careful.
I was joking about the three year's supply, but yes i know my own limitations. When i talk about insane drinking, i'm usually joking. People who drink for the sake of outdrinking each other, or to impress each other are asking for the trouble. I'm all for getting good and drunk, but anyone going past 10 drinks in a short period of time (10 shots of 80 proof or equivalent) is asking for trouble. This stuff is about double that, so going over 4 shots worth (i imagine only us americans drink the stuff in shots) is just asking for trouble.
tribdog
Feb16-05, 11:18 PM
Nope, and it seems true, i still don't lsoe memory. It gets fuzzy somtimes, and i really ahve to think hard to remember sometimes, but i never completely forget.
doesn't seem to have had any ill effects what so ever.
Moonbear
Feb16-05, 11:21 PM
This stuff is about double that, so going over 4 shots worth (i imagine only us americans drink the stuff in shots) is just asking for trouble.
Shots? You're not supposed to drink absinthe as shots! Maybe the stuff you get that they call absinthe here, but isn't (it's just anise liqueur...anything licorice flavored reminds me of medicine, so I definitely don't enjoy that stuff). Absinthe is supposed to be served by melting a sugar cube into it with water. Of course the anise and other herbs added to the real stuff are intended to disguise the gad-awful bitter taste of it.
BobG
Feb17-05, 11:30 AM
It's fun to feed beer to slugs! I'm outright evil to the slugs in my garden. I lure them out of the garden with beer, and then salt 'em good! (Can't just dump salt in the garden, or I'd kill the whole garden). Muwahahahaha! *sigh* Why do I have this eerie feeling that now Peta's going to be at my doorstep this spring accusing me of slug abuse?
And deservedly so. You could just let them drown in the beer, you know.
If Peta doesn't get you, the UC Santa Cruz students will, especially if they're banana slugs. Torturing their team mascot really gets them irate.
Moonbear
Feb17-05, 01:01 PM
And deservedly so. You could just let them drown in the beer, you know.
That would require sharing more beer with them than I'm willing to part with. :tongue:
brewnog
Feb17-05, 02:28 PM
That would require sharing more beer with them than I'm willing to part with. :tongue:
Nah, you filter them out once they've drowned, then you can drink the beer.
franznietzsche
Feb17-05, 03:16 PM
Shots? You're not supposed to drink absinthe as shots! Maybe the stuff you get that they call absinthe here, but isn't (it's just anise liqueur...anything licorice flavored reminds me of medicine, so I definitely don't enjoy that stuff). Absinthe is supposed to be served by melting a sugar cube into it with water. Of course the anise and other herbs added to the real stuff are intended to disguise the gad-awful bitter taste of it.
I said 4 shots worth, and yes until i read that page i had never heard of it being consumed anyother way.
Moonbear
Feb17-05, 03:53 PM
Nah, you filter them out once they've drowned, then you can drink the beer.
:yuck: Slug slime in my beer! :yuck: That sounds worse than the slurping spiders running around!
The Bob
Feb17-05, 05:15 PM
I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
Clearly the men wanted to experience sin with the clean sheep. :rofl:
HEY!! Where the heck have you been, the Bob? I haven't seen you in a coon's age!!
tribdog
Feb17-05, 05:50 PM
Nah, you filter them out once they've drowned, then you can drink the beer.
you have to squeeze out the beer they drank, first.
Moonbear
Feb17-05, 06:28 PM
you have to squeeze out the beer they drank, first.
:yuck: :yuck: Slug slime AND slug guts in my beer!!! :cry: :yuck: :yuck:
brewnog
Feb17-05, 06:35 PM
No no no, you filter the guts out using a sieve woven from tribdog's back hair.
The Bob
Feb17-05, 06:45 PM
HEY!! Where the heck have you been, the Bob? I haven't seen you in a coon's age!!
Ahhhhhhh.......... I am missed now, am I??? :tongue2: Finally. I am wanted :approve:
I am here most of the time but I can never find a thread to post in that I can join in with. :frown:
*The crowd goes 'Awwwwwww' because they feel sorry for The Bob. Unfortunately for The Bob they do not know why they should feel sorry and are then just embarrased. Then The Bob says' Awwwwwww' and the loop starts*
I wasn't on yesterday or most of today because my service provider didn't have the necessary information and then blamed us. Oh well. Never mind. :smile: I am here.
Ahhhhhhh.......... I am missed now, am I??? :tongue2: Finally. I am wanted :approve:
I am here most of the time but I can never find a thread to post in that I can join in with. :frown:
*The crowd goes 'Awwwwwww' because they feel sorry for The Bob. Unfortunately for The Bob they do not know why they should feel sorry and are then just embarrased. Then The Bob says' Awwwwwww' and the loop starts*
I wasn't on yesterday or most of today because my service provider didn't have the necessary information and then blamed us. Oh well. Never mind. :smile: I am here.
Doctors at the time recognized that absinthe can cause convulsions, hallucinations, and psychotic behavior. Now, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley and Northwestern University Medical School in Chicago have learned how the drink's toxic component wreaks its neurological effects.
franznietzsche
Feb17-05, 10:14 PM
absinthe does not make the heart grow fonder
Seriously, absinthe's main flavoring comes from wormwood which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Doctors at the time recognized that absinthe can cause convulsions, hallucinations, and psychotic behavior. Now, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley and Northwestern University Medical School in Chicago have learned how the drink's toxic component wreaks its neurological effects.
All of which was already known to us. Didn't you read the links? They discussed the thujone quite a bit.
i'll quote your link
"Present-day absinthe generally has less than 10 parts per million," he says, which is below the maximum concentration permitted by European beverage guidelines. In today's absinthe, "the most toxic compound is the alcohol," quips Arnold.
The thujone in absinthe is not that big a worry. Well, i'm assuming that this is properly made absinthe, but the point is the same.
And besides, without the thujone and wormwood, there is no reason to even get it. Might as well get bacardi 151 or everclear.
Evo
Feb17-05, 10:19 PM
And besides, without the thujone and wormwood, there is no reason to even get it. Might as well get bacardi 151 or everclear. :cry: Is there no hope of saving you? :wink:
franznietzsche
Feb17-05, 10:33 PM
:cry: Is there no hope of saving you? :wink:
Short of divine intervention by the other god, no. :wink: [/egotism]
so-crates
Feb18-05, 02:22 AM
They don't mention what order, or even their general location.
And if you scroll down, they have a heading called "More Bizarre Gossip"
Sounds like a fabrication.
Moonbear
Feb18-05, 03:02 AM
:uhh: Are you sure you're in the right thread???? :confused:
franznietzsche
Feb18-05, 03:21 AM
:uhh: Are you sure you're in the right thread???? :confused:
Well you just showed how little you actually know about real nuns. :tongue:
The PF Convent: A Sham of a Nunnery
The Bob
Feb18-05, 06:08 AM
nobody said missed or wanted. She asked where you had been. sort of like do you have an alibi.
Tell you what I will stop trying to have a laugh and just be deadly serious all the time.
Also my post did say that I have been around and that I have not been on for the last two days because of internet problems. Generally I am around everyday.
But we don't want u to be deadly serious,we want u to be seriously dead... o:) :uhh:
Danievil.
The Bob
Feb18-05, 07:11 AM
lol, the sooner you realize I just messing with you the sooner we'll get along.
Way hay. Like I was going to be serious. :biggrin: Now all I have to do is get used to your sense of humour, well the other parts in it, and I will be cool.
However I think Dex has taken the joking to a whole new level. One that could get him in trouble.
However I think Dex has taken the joking to a whole new level. One that could get him in trouble.Guess he'll have to go and kneel down before the nuns for penence.
o:)
Moonbear
Feb18-05, 11:48 AM
Well you just showed how little you actually know about real nuns. :tongue:
The PF Convent: A Sham of a Nunnery
Oh, gosh, he was actually referring to the topic of the thread! It didn't occur to me that someone in PF would actually stay on topic and be commenting on the original story posted. :rofl:
cronxeh
Feb18-05, 11:55 AM
I was purposely staying away from this menace of PF you called a thread!
franznietzsche
Feb18-05, 01:16 PM
I was purposely staying away from this menace of PF you called a thread!
So why did you post in it then?? Looks to me that you failed to stay away.
Artman
Feb18-05, 01:22 PM
So why did you post in it then?? Looks to me that you failed to stay away.He wants to do the penance as well.
franznietzsche
Feb18-05, 01:31 PM
He wants to do the penance as well.
I bet he does want to do penance with those nuns :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge:
Artman
Feb18-05, 02:43 PM
I bet he does want to do penance with those nuns :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge:Say no more, say no more. He should kneel down and say a bunch of hail Marys.
tribdog
Feb18-05, 02:43 PM
say no more
franznietzsche
Feb18-05, 02:46 PM
Say no more, say no more. He should kneel down and say a bunch of hail Marys.
Can he really speak when he's on his knees?
Artman
Feb18-05, 03:33 PM
Can he really speak when he's on his knees?He could mumble...