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[BicycleTree]

Here is one of my pictures. I make these in Paint. I chose this one because it's pretty good, but not so good I'd feel funny about sharing it.

If you just don't like abstract art then don't look at it.

[JamesU]

What is it a pic of?

[Mk]

It is currently pending approval Your Mom.

[JamesU]

I know that. That's why I'm asking him so I can reply.

And it's : yomamma

[zoobyshoe]

I can't wait to see it. What is Miss Evo up too?

[JamesU]

I'm logging out to see it

[Evo]

I can't wait to see it. What is Miss Evo up too?I was watching iron chef.

I would title it "heartburn".

[BicycleTree]

It already has a title: Trophe.

[Evo]

It already has a title: Trophe.Sorry. To me it tells the story of an Olympic athlete that failed. The torch is their heart and it has burned and blackened with defeat.

[zoobyshoe]

I can't see it. When I click on it I get a message saying it contains a kind of information that can't be used. However, I enjoy the title.

[Ivan Seeking]

I think it should be called Tsu's Garlic Bread.


:uhh:

[Tsu]

I think it should be called Tsu's Garlic Bread.


:uhh:

You're just a LAUGH-RIOT these days, dear. :rolleyes:

[marlon]

Here is one of my pictures. I make these in Paint. I chose this one because it's pretty good, but not so good I'd feel funny about sharing it.

If you just don't like abstract art then don't look at it.

This is an impression of Luciano Pavarotti in a sexual aroused state, as seen from the first violinist, right ???

Nice one, though you became very abstract on the "omitting of his head and replace it by furious fire"

regards
marlon

edit : i really see what you mean

[moose]

I made this in paint :P
http://1337moose.com/images/dragon2.jpg
and
http://1337moose.com/pictars/person.jpg
last one
http://1337moose.com/pictars/dog.jpg

I have like 15 or so pictures saved that I have made in paint.....

[infinitetime]

wow, must be nice to have free time these days........

[marlon]

I made this in paint :P
http://1337moose.com/images/dragon2.jpg
and
http://1337moose.com/pictars/person.jpg
last one
http://1337moose.com/pictars/dog.jpg

I have like 15 or so pictures saved that I have made in paint.....

ohh, this is lame...these are just Parkingson-drawings

mmaarrlloonn

[Evo]

I made this in paint :P
http://1337moose.com/images/dragon2.jpgI love this one, oh, I thought it was a dog. It's a dragon dog. :approve:

[zoobyshoe]

I still can't see BicycleTree's artwork. Why doesn't it just show up in the thread like Mooses'?

[Evo]

I still can't see BicycleTree's artwork. Why doesn't it just show up in the thread like Mooses'?BT's pic is an attachment. Maybe you can't view BMP files. I am attaching it as a jpg, let me know if you can see this one.

[JamesU]

That looks like a bug after I'm done with it :uhh:

[zoobyshoe]

I am attaching it as a jpg, let me know if you can see this one.
Thanks very much, Evo. That worked.

Erm....BT, why did you even bother?

[Danger]

BT's pic is an attachment. Maybe you can't view BMP files. I am attaching it as a jpg, let me know if you can see this one.
Thanks for the change... I think. :uhh:

[Evo]

Thanks very much, Evo. That worked.

Erm....BT, why did you even bother?Marlon has a point, it does look like Pavarotti after his head exploded.

[marlon]

Marlon has a point, it does look like Pavarotti after his head exploded.
Evo, you are a genius, even in your current state of hibernation...you know that Hannibal Lecter also passed some time "in a state of hibernation" inbetween Silence of the Lambs and the very last picture : Hannibal ?

marlon

[zoobyshoe]

Evo, he is comparing you to Hannibal Lecter.

[JamesU]

I can see the similarities :uhh:

[Danger]

I can see the similarities :uhh:
Hannibal chews; Evo just nibbles.

[Moonbear]

http://1337moose.com/pictars/dog.jpg

I have like 15 or so pictures saved that I have made in paint.....
I liked this one, except I didn't know it was a dog until I saw the filename! I thought it was a girl with pigtails. :biggrin:

But thanks guys, you're all making me feel much better about my own drawing skills. :rofl:

[JamesU]

That's a dog? I thought it was a zombie!

[BicycleTree]

Well, it is interesting that people see in my picture so many different things. Myself, I thought of a flaming medieval siege missile. The proportion of it also reminded me of that Surrealist painting with the castle built on a huge stone hanging in the air (can't find the name).

[zoobyshoe]

Well, it is interesting that people see in my picture so many different things. Myself, I thought of a flaming medieval siege missile. The proportion of it also reminded me of that Surrealist painting with the castle built on a huge stone hanging in the air (can't find the name).
From your description of the "ideal" drawing in the other thread, which was something like a pseudo-engineering drawing, I was expecting something very much more complex and which demonstrated some drafting skills.

[BicycleTree]

Well, you were jumping to conclusions. Such an engineering drawing was only an illustrative example. I was saying I tend to like stuff that balances on the line between great meaning that you just haven't understood yet and nonsense--but that type of art I tend to reserve for text.

The pictures I make in Paint are more spontaneous.

[zoobyshoe]

Well, you were jumping to conclusions.
Indeed I was, as you have amply proven.

[BicycleTree]

Enough. Shut up. The picture's good and your art taste sucks.

[zoobyshoe]

Enough. Shut up. The picture's good and your art taste sucks.
Yes, if only the viewing public had any taste!

[Math Is Hard]

My, my. Artists are so tempermental. :tongue2:

This seems an appropriate time to post a link to the site of my all-time most favorite art critic. There's a little bit of profanity here, so the easily offended might want to skip this one:
http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

[Knavish]

That maddox article is a classic.. Read both pages (and keep an open-mind; he's just joking...for the most part).

[Danger]

my all-time most favorite art critic.
Perhaps you should forward him a copy of BT's efforts and abide by his decision. (There's no need to tell him that it was done by an adult.)

[Knavish]

Take this as you like: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/18/AR2005051802340.html

[Moonbear]

My, my. Artists are so tempermental. :tongue2:

This seems an appropriate time to post a link to the site of my all-time most favorite art critic. There's a little bit of profanity here, so the easily offended might want to skip this one:
http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html
:rofl: Hee hee. I always love that when some kid hands me a drawing, and you have to find some tactful way of inquiring what it's supposed to be as you're saying stuff like, "Isn't that so nice," while hoping you aren't holding it upside-down. :rofl:

[Danger]

Take this as you like: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/18/AR2005051802340.html
And here I am giving you guys my cartoons for free. :rolleyes:

And I readily admit that they're a rip-off at that price. :biggrin:

[BicycleTree]

I did say something about not viewing this if you don't like abstract art, didn't I?

Get out of my thread, pansies.

[zoobyshoe]

Take this as you like: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/18/AR2005051802340.html
This proves that BicycleTree has an outstanding chance of making it as a big name artist. The art is immaterial, what you need is the unshakable determination to approach an art gallery with a bit of your poo on a piece of paper, and the earnestness to speak about that poo as if it is a really ground breaking adventure in aesthetics; a truely new way of looking at things.

[Danger]

as if it is a really ground breaking adventure in aesthetics; a truely new way of looking at things.
Then perhaps he should approach a publisher as well.

[zoobyshoe]

I did say something about not viewing this if you don't like abstract art, didn't I?

Get out of my thread, pansies.
I like abstract art, if it's good. Jackson Pollock, Mark Tobey, Jasper Johns. I like those guys.

[BicycleTree]

How about Piet Mondrian?

[Moonbear]

Take this as you like: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/18/AR2005051802340.html

I'm not sure what to make of the pencil scribble, but if you tilt your monitor just right, you can see there's actually more to the painting than at first meets the eye. There's sort of a masked figure that's nearly transparent behind the scribble. Honestly, I enjoy those types of paintings, the ones that as you stand back and look at them, they appear to be nothing but a completely black or white canvas, but if you move in a bit closer or stand off to one side so the light hits it just right, you can see there's actually a complex painting in the textures and ever-so-subtle shades of black/dark gray or white/light gray that you don't see from every angle. They're sort of optical illusions. But those are usually considered modern art rather than abstract art.

[zoobyshoe]

How about Piet Mondrian?
Not my taste, no. Too simple and static. I like Pollock, for example, because his stuff is so energetic.

[BicycleTree]

The picture of this thread has been demonstrated good. It stood the test of interest: intuitively, people tried to interpret it, and it was universal enough so that many different interpretations along the same theme fit it. It's a pretty picture, and the techniques used to create it came out neatly in rendering the licks of fire and sharp lines at the top and the increased chunkiness of line towards the bottom (an effect which was, by the way, not consciously rendered). It is not my best, but it is good.

[zoobyshoe]

As long as you can talk, you have an art carrear in front of you.

[BicycleTree]

Stop whining. I'm looking at this thing again, and frankly, it's eye-catching.

[Moonbear]

How about Piet Mondrian?
I like some of his earlier works, but once he got into neoplasticism, that doesn't really hold my interest. That style, to me, seems better for stained glass windows than paintings. Though, it's decent for decorating a large, empty wall in a very modern building.

[zoobyshoe]

Stop whining. I'm looking at this thing again, and frankly, it's eye-catching.
That's the ticket. It's not the art, itself, it's the hypnosis of the viewer by the artists words.

[Math Is Hard]

I think we've shifted from art to marketing at this point.

[JamesU]

O think that marketing is secretly what PF is all about