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Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:04 AM
Man oh man, hilarious! For about an hour I was just bombarded by hilarious joke after hilarious joke. There was no stopping him. And every single joke he said was funny and so true! Oh man... $75 a seat and all worth it. How can people not worship him?

Smurf
Sep11-05, 03:24 AM
How can people not worship him?
Oi! BEcause they're worshipping US! That's why! Don't you go spouting blasphemy against yourself and me too!

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:27 AM
oops, forgot.... yah, continue worshiping us.

Smurf
Sep11-05, 03:30 AM
Seinfeld is nothing without us, we gave him life! (well, actually we gave him the flying spaghetti monster, the flying spaghetti monster gave him life - technically)

hypatia
Sep11-05, 09:02 AM
75 bucks a seat? The price of laughter has sky rocketed where you live! Comics here, no matter how well known only get 30 to 40 bucks a show.

arildno
Sep11-05, 09:05 AM
Man oh man, hilarious! For about an hour I was just bombarded by hilarious joke after hilarious joke. There was no stopping him. And every single joke he said was funny and so true! Oh man... $75 a seat and all worth it. How can people not worship him?
Glad you enjoyed yourself!
I absolutely loved the "Seinfeld" series; I'm sure J.S. took with him some of the series' best writers when he decided to go "solo"..

SpaceTiger
Sep11-05, 10:54 AM
His show is hilarious, but it pisses me off when people think it's okay to act like that in real life. :yuck:

arildno
Sep11-05, 10:57 AM
His show is hilarious, but it pisses me off when people think it's okay to act like that in real life. :yuck:
Eeh?
Do you actually eat your Mars Bar with your HANDS??? :yuck:

M&M's are to be eaten with a spoon, and that's a fact! :approve:

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:10 PM
Eeh?
Do you actually eat your Mars Bar with your HANDS??? :yuck:

M&M's are to be eaten with a spoon, and that's a fact! :approve:

idiot! You eat them with chop sticks!!!

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:12 PM
75 bucks a seat? The price of laughter has sky rocketed where you live! Comics here, no matter how well known only get 30 to 40 bucks a show.

Seinfeld is one of, if not the best comic in the country. His tour was like, Tampa, Las Vegas, Denver, Seattle... and then he tripped and fell into Fresno for some reason and did a show here. World Famous :D

arildno
Sep11-05, 03:14 PM
idiot! You eat them with chop sticks!!!
Sorry, I'm a bit backward, I guess. Blame it on my country.. :blushing:

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:38 PM
Anyoen ever actually tried to use chop sticks? I did once and I swear that was the biggest workout ive ever had while eating...

gurkhawarhorse
Sep11-05, 03:40 PM
i have,
i pricked my eyes!!! :cry:

arildno
Sep11-05, 03:42 PM
Anyoen ever actually tried to use chop sticks? I did once and I swear that was the biggest workout ive ever had while eating...
Yes.. :frown:
My brother is a Japano-freak and says it is soo simple to eat with those sticks.
He snorts at my earnest attempts to use them, and even more when I resign and use proper utensils instead.

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 03:46 PM
Yes.. :frown:
My brother is a Japano-freak and says it is soo simple to eat with those sticks.
He snorts at my earnest attempts to use them, and even more when I resign and use proper utensils instead.

I'd clobber him for being a japano freak ;D

arildno
Sep11-05, 04:11 PM
I'd clobber him for being a japano freak ;D
Please do; he's a jerk.

JasonRox
Sep11-05, 11:06 PM
I'd rather watch a hockey game for $100.

Smurf
Sep11-05, 11:13 PM
I'd rather watch a hockey game for $100.
What an odd and unpredictable thing for a canuck to say.

Pengwuino
Sep11-05, 11:25 PM
What an odd and unpredictable thing for a canuck to say.

I didn't see it coming... and im a god!

JasonRox
Sep11-05, 11:37 PM
I fooled god, eh?

Smurf
Sep11-05, 11:53 PM
I fooled god, eh?
No. You fooled a god.