Gave it more thought.
To clarify, the definition of an n-differentiable manifold I am using is: 2nd-countable, Hausdorff space

s.t. there's an atlas

where

open in

,

,

open in

,

a homeomorphism and gluing maps are

i.e.

is

.
My first idea was to try something with discrete topology but I discarded it when I saw that every book/website sites the Long Line as an example. I thought "It has to be the long line. Why would it exist in the first place if you can do it much easier?!". Anyway, I worked with the first idea a bit and got this:

with the product topology of standard and discrete. It is Hausdorff and not second-countable. I give the atlas of

where

is projection (it's a homeomorphism). But I don't know if this is valid since there are no gluing maps: all

and

are disjoint so this is.. trivial. Does this count??
Now I realize why the long line is always cited: it's path connected. And I don't require any connectedness in my definition. But then this makes one lousy manifold

I also remember reading that some definitions exclude spaces with uncountably many connected components. What is the property that guarantees that? If I make my space "countably many copies of

" I believe it becomes second-countable but I don't want that.
I am confused and frustrated that there are many different definitions for this sort of thing. Wasted a lot of time on this.