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Chuck Norris *FACTS!*

by Cyrus
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Kholdstare
#271
Mar27-12, 12:35 AM
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Kholdstare
#272
Mar27-12, 12:35 AM
P: 390
Chuck Norris remembers the future.
Kholdstare
#273
Mar27-12, 12:36 AM
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Carlid7
#274
May12-12, 04:21 PM
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Death stalks everyone and wins eventually.

Chuck Norris will kill you all anyway, without the need for such mundane processes as life has.

And I can't be bothered to check them all, and besides I made up that last one so if it has happened, cool, great minds think alike.

When Chuck Norris bench presses he does not put weight on the bar, he bench presses the Earth.


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