Christmas gift

Lisa!

So what are you going to give me for christmas? I know how much everyone around here enjoys my company and is looking for an opportunity to thank me.
(I've told you that I'm abit skeptical. so I can't believe you unless you give me a valuable gift! )
I especially want to know what Santa Greg&Warren are going to do for christmas?

<runs and hides>

TheStatutoryApe

I will send you !!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa!

Thanks a million! But I'm afraid it might cost you alot!

PS how stingy are PF'er.(other than TSA)
In another forum, 1 of people is going to give me a gift which costs $5.(in fact it costs more than that)That's really cool esp. because I don't spend much time there. he said he wouldn't give a damn about christmas, but he's going to give my gift anyway!

*sniff*

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where do you live BTW?

Lisa!

See my location under my name!

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no, it doesnt matter if you dont want a gift.
NO, NEVER

Enuma_Elish

I think the challenge is to send Lisa! a gift without having her disclose her whereabouts in the physical world.

Anyone should be hesitant to do that.

JamesU

how come when I want to start a thread about me Lisa! has already done it about herself?!

rachmaninoff

So you want us to send a gift to a location that doesn't matter? Okay then, I choose that location to be identically mine.

Lisa!

Ah guys, try to be a bit creative. You can send me an online gift. You can also post my gifts to yomamma's place.(when I can steal his ideas from his mind, for sure I'm able to steal everything from him! )

You know it's not wise to give my address to you. You might bring me a chip gift and then want to stay with me for so long. It costs me alot and I don't want to take the risk!

Clever!

SpaceTiger

Tell you what. If you're really nice, I'll send you [itex]Tr[\gamma^{\mu}\gamma^{\nu}\gamma^5][/itex] red roses and a number of violets equal to the amplitude of a tadpole diagram arising from the pseudoscalar Yukawa Lagrangian.

If you're mean, I'll demand that you send the same to me.

Lisa!

Ok, tell me how many red roses and violets should I send you?

Isn't Heisenberg's principle some sort of trouble for me to find your location?

Bladibla

How about nothing?

Lisa!

Nothing!

Andy

What do you want?

z-component

ok, Lisa, I'm prepared to send you $150 via PayPal. What's your PayPal e-mail address?

Lisa!

No thatnks! I don't need money.
Right now I just want to know how many red roses and violets is SpaceTiger talking about?