Zoobie Stuff

zoobyshoe

I have a question for zoobies around here: what are the good/bad things about being a zoobie?

As for me:
Bad things:

1. Having to put up with yetis who will say they are more evolved than zoobies.

Good things:

1. I didn't have to go through the pain of premature white hair like a yeti.
2. I don't need to make a fuss about my hair, smell and looks. (for most zoobies)


PS Since we might want to talk about zoobonic and proud things, yetis aren't really welcome to be here. Thanks!

matthyaouw

Is it true that you guys don't ever have to shave, ever?
That sounds like a plus to me.

Lisa!

I don't know wether it's good/bad but I know they're virgin.(go watch MIH's movie)

ranger

What you got against the yetis?

zoobyshoe

Umm...'scuse me? They started it.

hypatia

{peeks in} jeez ....zoobs!

Math Is Hard

Everyone has a bad date now and then.

I don't think Yetis even know how to make brush shelters. Not too bright.

BobG

Holy cows, Batman! How did I miss that??!! MIH is making porn movies involving livestock*?? I thought that sort of thing was illegal!

*(I'm sure livestock is the wrong term, and it might even be offensive, but I'm not really sure how you classify zoobies. I'd ask my coworkers, but they left to star in a "CareerBuilder" Super Bowl ad and still haven't come back. I guess once acting is in your blood, it's hard to get it out, even with dialysis.)

zoobyshoe

I am a virgin, yes, but it is by choice, Lisa! You see, I have been saving myself for you! Yes, I always knew you'd come along some day, and I have been patiently waiting for your exclamatorily-pointed love to complete me and rock my world.

I have never done this before, but for you, Lisa! I am going to post an authentic picture of what I look like, so you will appreciate the blissfull future that waits you in my arms in my brush shelter:

zoobyshoe

Come to Zooby, Lisa!

Danger

Jeez, man! You've been hitting the gym since your avatar photo was taken! Just make sure to take your booster inocculations; those steroids increase your susceptibility to Zoobonic Plague.
MIH, how could you expect Yetis to know how to make brush shelters? There's not all that much brush in the Himalayas. On the other hand, they're great at igloos.

Ivan Seeking

Good: Faking Yeti footprints for entertainment
Bad: Finding shoes that fit

Good: Lives in the comfort of the S. Cal climate
Bad : No smoking allowed in brush shelters by state law.

Good: Never needs a bath [according to legends]
Bad : Never takes bath [according to locals]

Moonbear

There are other zoobies here? Wow! They really should stop lurking.

CosminaPrisma

Keep us posted on how that works out.

Math Is Hard

Careful what you wish for, Zoob!

p.s. that picture of you is not your best!

p.p.s. Why is this Yeti cartoon funny? I don't get it.

zoobyshoe

Me neither. Everything looks normal.

hypatia

ahahahahahahhahaahhahaha