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NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl

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Feb13-10, 07:05 AM
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NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 2018. Film at 11 (or right below)

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ce=slate_rss_1

Best of all, her eyes are the color of Magnesium Iron Silicate.
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The budget of 900 million dollars and the auto-eject were my favorites.
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As funny as this is...this is exactly how they plan and execute! To bad it will cost $900M ;)

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NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl

The team is in the early stages of the development of a joke with which to break the ice.

They are leaning toward 'a casual observation about socks disappearing in a dryer', which leads to a black-hole analogy, which opens up a discussion on space, about which NASA scientists feel comfortable talking.

This reminds me of the Big Bang Theory.

First question from the audience is about "risking another tragedy."
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I once had a girlfriend with eyes the color of iron oxide hydroxide.

And like the mineral, her luster was earthy to dull and cleavage was absent.
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I hadn't realized the Onion has started doing videos. That was great.
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hahaha .. "the 2002 girl at Border's book store disaster".
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Well at least the HST is there in case of total mission failure!
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"...it was found to be infeasible and just stupid, really....Stupid."
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That comment about the high resolution photos from the hubble had me on the floor.


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