Where exactly did she hide it?

Jimmy Snyder

Wife of top country official hides $80,000 in her underwear.US News

The legend

LOL!

Gad

Pssst, bra of course... But it actually depends!

Borg

That was the big story on the news in DC last night. The transcripts being read on TV were too funny.

Borek

I guess a lot depends on the banknotes used.

Vanadium 50

But doesn't it make sense to put the money where it will draw the most interest?

Danger

Am I the only one whose first thought was "solid gold suppository"?

Evo

She must have a pair of MIH's "booty pants".

Math Is Hard

I'm sitting on a fortune. :)

Danger

Oh, my gorgeous friend, the number of responses that I could make to that statement... any one of which would get me banned...

nismaratwork

I can almost guarantee that you were!

That sounds like some ancient medicine or method of execution for royalty... not sure which.

Oh, and she did hide it in the bra... what ever happened to hidden compartments, floorboards, burying **** in the yard? Now we have cash in freezers, bras, and other places cops are GOING TO LOOK! Cops are hungry, and once they finish cleaning out the freezer, they get a little horny so these hiding places are clearly sub-par.


ALL kidding aside... take a hint crooks: do what rich people do... buy art or jewels/jewelery... then just wear it.

Upisoft

Glad to know I'm not the only one...

turbo

Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

Danger

...

'Nuff said."

jobyts

And that's called dollar inflation, literally...

nismaratwork

That's why fungible assets like precious metals or uncut stones are so desirable, which also carry a higher value density than cash.

nismaratwork

Nah, that's what happens when your $80K suppository gets wet and blows up.

Damn that high linen content in paper money... so absorbent.