Language fails that make you angry


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These are the misuses of our language that REALLY bug me:

- Misusing "literally". People say things like "I literally have a million things to do."
--- No, you do not.
--- To deal with these people, I usually say things like "I hear you, I figuratively have a project due Wednesday", or "I figuratively have to go to the bathroom."

- Borrow vs Lend.
- Pronouncing 'etc.' "Eck-Cetera". I absolutely despise this and all who do this. I have noticed that 100% of the human resources staff at my place of work does this.
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- Pronouncing 'etc.' "Eck-Cetera". I absolutely despise this and all who do this.
You're a little high strung, aren't you.
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Reminds me of this:


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Language fails that make you angry


Using "fail" in the sense used in this thread title is a major one.

The correct word is "failure".
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expresso instead of espresso
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This thread has flustrated me.
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You're a little high strung, aren't you.
A "little" high strung?
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less vs. fewer drives me up the wall.

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"I could care less" which really means "I couldn't care less."

"Like" instead of "say", as in "He was like, 'I gotta go to class next period.'"
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The post could also be "Language fails that make you mad" as in crazy?
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Quote Quote by jtbell View Post
"Like" instead of "say", as in "He was like, 'I gotta go to class next period.'"
Yeah, how do you explain that to a foreigner trying to learn English?
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Quote Quote by micromass View Post
Reminds me of this:

Bwuhahaha! Oh yeah!

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- Pronouncing 'etc.' "Eck-Cetera". I absolutely despise this and all who do this. I have noticed that 100% of the human resources staff at my place of work does this.
What is the correct way to say it? "Et-setera"?
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Quote Quote by Ben Niehoff View Post
Using "fail" in the sense used in this thread title is a major one.

The correct word is "failure".
Actually, this raises an interesting point. In linguistics, there is an ongoing debate beteen descriptivists and prescrpitivsts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descriptive_linguistics

Language constantly evolves. For example, there is little doubt that the english of Shakespeare's time is very different from modern english. Of course there was never a point at which group of people to decided to "update" the language. This occurred via small and gradual changes.
As words take on new meanings or uses, more and more people understand what is meant by the new usage or word. At what point does that new usage become an "official" part of the language?

I would argue that "fail" and "literally" are different cases. "Fail" is a specific extension of the word, making "fail" usable as a noun with specific syntax. The new meaning flows from the previous meaning. In the case of "literally" someone is using the implied literal meaning of the word as a form of hyperbole, while actually using the word to mean its opposite. This is different, because it's not a particularly coherent use of language. In other words, unlike "fail" the meaning is not clear, and it reduces rather then enhances the range of possible lingual expression.
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For all intensive purposes.

lolspeak in general. omg wtf ur lmao derp etc >.>
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Quote Quote by Galteeth View Post
Actually, this raises an interesting point. In linguistics, there is an ongoing debate beteen descriptivists and prescrpitivsts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descriptive_linguistics
It is my understanding that the ongoing debate is whether or not English is actually a language.
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Quote Quote by Adyssa View Post
For all intensive purposes.

lolspeak in general. omg wtf ur lmao derp etc >.>
"all intensive purposes" is a great one!

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These are the misuses of our language that REALLY bug me:

- Misusing "literally". People say things like "I literally have a million things to do."
--- No, you do not.
--- To deal with these people, I usually say things like "I hear you, I figuratively have a project due Wednesday", or "I figuratively have to go to the bathroom."

- Borrow vs Lend.
- Pronouncing 'etc.' "Eck-Cetera". I absolutely despise this and all who do this. I have noticed that 100% of the human resources staff at my place of work does this.
"they were loosing the battle." I literally read that in a book ("The Hinge Factor").
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