What's the Best Math Joke Involving Constipation?

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The forum discussion centers around humor in mathematics, specifically focusing on jokes that involve constipation. One notable joke shared is, "How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil." Additionally, Warren references historical aspects of calculus, mentioning Newton's use of dots over variables to indicate rates of change, which adds a layer of mathematical context to the humor. The conversation highlights the intersection of mathematics and comedy, showcasing how mathematical concepts can be used in light-hearted ways.

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Q: How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

A: He works it out with a pencil.

- Warren
 
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When Newton invented his calculus (fluxions), he wrote them with dots over the letters of the variables (fluents) he was deriving. So, x with a dot over it meant the rate of change of x with respect to time. Pretty soon the equations started to fill up with dots, looking like flyspecks on the page.

That was before (pronounce this!) DDT.
 
: Haha, that's a good one! Here's another one: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
 

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