What would WWII be like if it was fought online?

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The discussion revolves around a humorous and fictional portrayal of World War II as if it were conducted in an online gaming environment. Participants engage with a chat-style roleplay featuring historical figures as players in a game, highlighting interactions, strategies, and comedic elements related to the war.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a humorous script depicting WWII leaders as players in an online game, showcasing their interactions and strategies.
  • Some participants express enjoyment of the script and its comedic elements, suggesting it would appeal to others interested in WWII.
  • Others note confusion regarding the order in which historical figures join the chat, questioning the logic behind it.
  • A participant speculates about Eisenhower's internet speed, implying it affects his ability to join the game quickly.

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Participants generally agree on the humor of the script, but there are differing opinions on its content and the expectations for the thread, with some expressing disappointment regarding the direction of the discussion.

Contextual Notes

Some participants reference external WWII-related online games, indicating a potential interest in more serious discussions about WWII gaming rather than the humorous roleplay presented.

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I thought this was really funny...found it at my other favorite forum, it is not mine. I'm not sure who should get credit for this but its pretty good IMO.

*NOTE* the language might be a little bit too colorful for younger members, just so you know

I am going to try to beep most of it out...

Code:
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this -beep- sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you don't fight me i don't fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i don't got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i can't afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i can't do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the -beep- up
Churchill: d00d I am gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is -beep-in weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: I am going to attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america I am comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! that's bull-beep- u -beep-s I am gunna kick ur -beep-es
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge -beep-kin army
Hitler[AoE]: that's bull-beep- u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, I am on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A -beep-IN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa I am going to need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i can't help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: I am 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah that's right biznitch I am comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: don't be an arss
Churchill: don't be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh -beep-t help
Hitler: o man ur -beep-ed
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax he's killing all my -beep-
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u don't ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun -beep-socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are -beep-in -beep-
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why don't u attack me o that's right u don't got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: -beep- u
paTTon: let me go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: -beep- this sh1t I am goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: -beep- now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d give me some please
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg don't be gay give me nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl-beep-!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: that's bull**** u -beep-in suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game I am not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: -beep- u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o -beep-
*paTTon has left the game.*
 
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HA! Thats awsome! I have to show the Doctor at my work, he's a huge WWII buff and would love it! :smile:
 
:rolleyes:

I thought the thread would be about http://www.wwiionline.com/scripts/wwiionline/index.jsp
 
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Integral said:
:rolleyes:

I thought the thread would be about http://www.wwiionline.com/scripts/wwiionline/index.jsp

Sorry, to disappoint you...
 
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I don't quite understand why Eisenhower joins the chat before Churchill, or Roosevelt before deGaulle. Oh well!
 
I bet Eisenhower has cable..didn't take so long to d/l
 

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