science advisors?

JamesU

how does someone become a science advisor?

Clausius2

You have to have experience in converting foreign threads into flames questioning all what the OP has stated, also you have to show a non superficially knowledge of what you are talking about in order to make the rest of people to believe you are God (like a politician by the way). Also it would be great you to have the least quarrels with Greg of Tom to make them to take you seriously and not believe you are here only for f..ck the rest.

EDIT:

To sum up, if [tex]P[/tex] is your probability of being science advisor, then:

[tex]P\sim \frac{t/N_{q}S_t}{(t/N_qS_t)_{arildno}}[/tex]

where

[tex]
t=[/tex] time employed in PF.
[tex]N_q[/tex] number of quarrels with Tom or Greg
[tex]S_t[/tex] amount of stupid an nonsense things said in upper forums. (GD don't get in this account).

and [tex](t/N_qS_t)_{arildno}[/tex] are the group of variables evaluated in Arildno.

Now my probability function is normalized with you, Arildno.

Good luck in your pursuit.

arildno

I don't think your probability function always gives a value between 0 and 1, Clausius2..

Clausius2

See my EDIT above, Cowboy.

arildno

But how could you possibly think that I could have a normalizing influence on anything, Clausius2??

Clausius2

In fact you are the function objective for yommama, an science advisor, the only thing he must do is be equal to you (except of going so far as you when begging Marlon to lend you the P.M. Newton).

arildno

He could also try to be equal to marlon or yourself..

Clausius2

Yeah, you have hit the head of the nail of why I posted you as the normalized science advisor:

I AM UNIQUE, nobody can equal me. I am over all the world.

That's sound good, eh?

Moonbear

Wise guys! Apparently there's no accounting for taste in the selection process.

Yomamma, see this thread for details:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthr...ience+advisors

(The title was changed from science "expert" to science "advisor" and some of the discussion on that is also in the linked thread.)

arildno

I didn't start it; Clausius2 did!

Pengwuino

Wait, since ive never even heard of tom or greg, sounds like im infinitely a shoe in :D

JamesU

thank you for being serious moonbear...

arildno

You might also look at this thread:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=83741

Moonbear

You've never heard of Tom or Greg?!?! Tom Mattson is the SuperMentor extraordinaire, and Greg Bernhardt is our esteemed creator!

Tom and Greg, you can just direct deposit the payment into my account.

ZapperZ

I thought Greg was God?

Zz.

Evo

Arildno's post should be a sticky.

ZapperZ

Well then, he shouldn't be eating toffee as he's typing here on PF!

<OK, you may smack me now>

:)

Zz.