Recent content by adicabrady

Because God is male and he is a misogynist.How would this world be different if God became female instead?

Yes,it is fun.I brewed a batch myself and had a nice lie down for a few days.In fact I enjoyed it so much that I am donating a large supply to be put in Congress' drinking water.Do you think they will enjoy it as much as I did?And will anyone notice that they have had some?

The university is closed because you were fated to find the answer to everything if you went there today.Will you ever find the answer now?

9 stitches in time will save me from having another bout of 9 simultaneous severe debilitating headaches when 9 stitches unraveled from the shoulder of my dress and left me standing,humiliated,in the middle of Times Square.I had my suitcase bomb with me but had to run off and hide and leave the...

I don't know what has happened to this forum since I was last here.The simple" ask a stupid quetion get a stupid answer " format has degraded.I am sorry Zoobyshoe but you won't be getting your nobel prize because that idiot "Legedarium" killed the committee and stole all the prizes.How long...

It is a game that you and John Wayne play.Who has been winning since he died?

I watch the crows.They are my only friends.What I do for them is watch them.What do they do for me?

It helps them regurgitate when they have a tummy ache,which they often get after severe partying.What substance do dolphins use to party?

Count Iblis,I notice that you are a homework helper.Hopefully,you are giving wise and intelligent answers to your students.Does your having a great intellect render you incapable of asking a stupid quetion?

Count Iblis did not ask a quetion according to the rules of this thread.So I generously will do it for him.Why can't I, Count Iblis,ask a stupid quetion?

What are we talking about where?In China we are discussing the high price of watermelons.I heard from an extremely close comrade of mine in Russia that they are all conversing about an art theft.The culprit is a hairy bi-pedal creature.I (of course,didn't voice my opinion) think it sounds like...

World domination. I realized this while spending time in jail recently.I was incarcerated unjustly for punching my landlord.If I had used my great intellect,I would have killed him & buried him next to where I buried Jimmy Hoffa.Then ,of course,I would not have been punished for doing a...

What a coincidence that you mention loose ends!I went to see my psychiatrist this week & he told me that the results of my brain scan came back in.THE SCAN SHOWS MILLIONS OF LOOSE ENDS IN MY BRAIN! Naturally,I am panicked.This,of course,explains all the ridiculous problems I have had...

Zooby,I am shocked that you don't know what bananas eat.They eat baby Zoobies ! Haven't you noticed that you have been losing members of your race at extremely large rates since bananas tricked your kind into importing them. Why don't you do some research & find out exactly how those sneaky...

Zoob,I'm confused.Was that a come-on? Are you having fantasies of 'doing it in the road' with furry singing iguanas serenading us?My favorite music is Polka/Mariachi ,so this does sound romantic. Still,I do think a courtship of at least,oh say,one year would be in order.I could be persuaded...