I always make the most embarrassing biographies (the shorter, the worse) and forget to update them more than every few years; so bear with me. =P Not the overly social person, read a lot, waste time on the net, etc. Bad humor. You have cause to fear!
Hobbies are for the weak and unambitious. Mwahahaha! *coughs* Reading (fantasy, some sci-fi, epic webcomics), art (drawing, painting, doodling), creative writing (stories and poetry) and sleeping. Sleeping is high on the list. Mmmyeah.