Ah, thanks.
So it has to be a solenoid, and one with a huge diameter, too. Let me see if I understand your point.
10^9 Amperes * 100 meters^2 * magnetic field of Earth (50 microTeslas/5000km) = 1 Newton of force
Because I want to use a 25-meter^2 area loop, I can just multiply the Amperage by...