Recent content by i-like-maths

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred the other day when a small two seater Cessna light aircraft crashed into a graveyard. The diggers have uncovered 1,826 bodys so far and they expect the numbers to rise.

Did you har about the man that lost his left leg and left arm in an accident? He's all right now.

A man fell into a lens grinding machine. He made a spectacle of himself.

Nerdy, and that's what I am (no comments please)

Bill Gates farted in an Apple store and stank up the entire place. But it's their own fault for not having windows

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. Its a Shitzhu

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One'a a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Why did the unemployed man take a course in meditation? He said it was better than sitting around all day doing nothing.

A normal bridge camera was used and it kept on going out of focus which isn't very helpful. And the camera isn't mine and I can't re-film it. It is in mp4 format and I haven't converted it. Sorry about the brief previous question, I was in a rush (I always am)

I have a video to present to my class and for five seconds it goes all blurry. Does anyone know how to sort it out and why it happened?

Pupil: Are you sure this recipe's right? Cooking teacher: Pineapples, three cubed - what's wrong with that? Pupil: Well, 27 pineapples seem an awful lot for one fruit salad.

Why did the robber take a bar of soap with him when he went to rob the bank? So he could make a clean getaway.

What happened to the frog when he stopped on double-yellow lines? He was toad away.