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    Bad Math Jokes

    Not all math puns are terrible...just sum
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    How do you like your coffee?

    Mr. Coffee auto drip...set for 8 cups. 1 tbsp real maple syrup...2 tbsp 1/2 and 1/2. 1.5 cups and 10-100.
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    So what are dreams made of? How do they differ from our waking reality?

    Any possibility of a Dream Recorder being invented ? Sits by your bed and next day you pop out a CD or DVD or whatever and play it back on your TV or other specialized unit :wideeyed:
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    Electrical Emergency Battery Backup System for TV/Internet During Power Outages

    Around the house we have a charcoal grill (for outdoor use only) and a LP camp stove to use in our garage. A small battery powered TV and a portable radio. 6 battery powered LED lanterns. Lots of "Hot Hands" which are hand/foot warmers made of iron particles that you crush to provide heat for...
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    Discuss here or in the Lame Jokes thread....?

    So, my education topped out as graduating from high school in 1958 with a C average. This is probably not a thesis...but maybe a thesicle...? The question would be...is the comparison valid... or does anyone else consider this a joke... as nothing will ever be done to fix the problem.
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    Discuss here or in the Lame Jokes thread....?

    From a letter to the Editor in NYT recently: "We are addicted to fossil fuels, de-forestation and over population. Addressing global warming via technology...is like asking a bartender to help with alcoholism" So...mods, need to move it to the correct thread section ?
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    I Physics and Philosophy are intertwined....

    I wanted to know how, or if, philosophy and physics are related. I kinda think they are.
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    I Physics and Philosophy are intertwined....

    I know zilch about both of the above. But I thought maybe this could be discussed a bit...and I could learn something. (Me, who got thru high school with a C- average and no college). About a year ago I submitted a question similar to this... and the moderator shot it down as not germane to...
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    After President Millard Fillmore died on 8 March 1874 the Whig party decided to display him in his coffin for a few days and hired a well known carpenter, T. Milton Walker to build a suitable frame to hold the heavy and ornate coffin. It went very well and many viewers remarked on the elegant...
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Guy walks into a seafood bar and grill...orders an Old Crow on the rocks. Downs it and complains to the waiter that it was no good, watered down. Asks the waiter if he can swap the empty glass for today's calamari special. Waiter becomes incensed and escorts the guy to the door, saying "You...
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    Movies that you watch over and over again

    One more...A Kiss Before Dying. Robert Wagner, Jeffrey Hunter and 2 women I forgot.
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Another pun...Old cattle rancher was getting to retire. Had two sons and wanted to pass off the business to them. He thought Jones Cattle Ranch name should be retired and told sons to come up with a new name. They came back couple of days later and announced the new name should be FOCUS...
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    CAUTION...BAD PUN AHEAD: At the San Francisco Zoo there was a exhibit of dolphins in a large pool. Sad to say, they were not shy about showing affection for one another. Complaints were filed. Zookeepers were informed that raw seagull meat would sublimate these urges. It worked. There are...
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    Can the face of others can be transplanted into another person?

    "It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincent's fritters" Movie: Motel Hell
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    Boeing How Safe is the Boeing 737 Max's MCAS System?

    I skimmed thru the posts and got more confused as I read. I am not conversant with this subject. I know nada. I did read somewhere 5-6 months ago that Boeing installed larger engines, which are heavier but more fuel efficient. They did not factor in something when re-installed ...and that...
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